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Sparkle & Sass: Your Morning Pep Talk

by Tegan Wilde

Rated
4.9
Type
guided
Activity
Meditation
Suitable for
Everyone
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619

Hit play and start your day like the glitter-soaked legend you are. This mini dance-floor-for-your-soul guided meditation is packed with a little breathwork, a little sass, and just enough heart to make you tear up and shimmy. Perfect for mornings when you need less doomscrolling and more Beyoncé-in-your-body energy. Performing Art Copyright ℗ 2023, Johnathon M. Horner (Beat Mekanik) - All Rights Reserved.

Morning RoutineGuided MeditationBreathworkSelf CompassionBody AwarenessPositive AffirmationHumorSelf AcceptanceMindful MovementInner StrengthEnergy BoostHumor In Meditation

Transcript

Well hey there you sunshine tornado,

Look at you,

Awaken everything,

That's already a win,

Gold star for existing.

Now together,

Let's take a moment before you start doom scrolling,

People pleasing or wondering how the hell you're going to get through this day.

I want you just to breathe with me.

Now,

Empty out the contents of those lungs,

Like you're unpacking at a therapy session.

And then together,

Inhale like you're sipping joy through a glittery straw,

And then exhale like you're blowing out birthday candles for the version of you that no longer gives a hoot about all the things you don't give a hoot about.

And again,

Inhale possibility,

Silliness,

And a hint of magic,

And then exhale yesterday's crusty vibes,

Old doubts,

And that awkward text message you overthought.

Now I want you to melt your shoulders down away from your ears,

Seriously,

They've been pretending to be earrings for too long.

Now let's look at that face of yours,

What about that jaw,

Unclench it,

It's not a storage unit for stress,

Let it go,

Let it drop like saggy skin from your grandparents.

Now those fabulous feet of yours,

Wiggle your toes like they are your little cheerleaders to being alive.

Now,

Give your neck a roll like you're about to tell the universe,

Watch me do.

And then I want you to stretch like you've just remembered you're a divine creature wearing a soft skin suit.

Nice.

This body is your spaceship,

Your temple,

Your chaos vessel.

It's survived heartbreaks,

Hangovers,

And hideous group chats.

It's still here,

It wants joy,

It wants movement,

It wants pancakes and freedom.

Let it have something good today,

Even if it's just a shoulder shimmy or a fancy grape.

Now,

Fun one,

Place one hand on your chest,

Right over that big,

Wildly feeling heart of yours.

That heart,

It's your superpower.

It's tender,

Not weak.

And big hearted is not naive.

It means you give a damn,

And that is a gift.

Now,

Put the other hand on your belly,

Your inner compass,

Your snack oracle,

Your giggle generator.

Inhale,

Breathe into there.

Feel that rhythm.

That's aliveness.

That's you.

Now,

Beautiful creature,

Say this with me,

Or in your head,

Or in your best dramatic soap opera voice.

I don't have to hustle to be worthy.

I'm not behind,

I'm right on time.

I don't need to be perfect to be powerful.

I'm not a mess,

I'm multi-dimensional.

I've got heart,

And I've got mischief.

And I'm allowed to shine my way.

Yes!

Now,

To seal the deal,

I want you to breathe in like you're absorbing the essence of Beyonce mid-performance.

And then exhale like you're dropping the mic on every single doubt you ever had.

You,

My friend,

Are made of giggles,

Grace,

And a little cosmic chaos.

You're not too much.

You're exactly right.

Now,

Go out there,

Be weird,

Be kind,

Be wildly you.

Messy,

Radiant,

Real.

You've got this.

Meet your Teacher

Tegan WildeAustralia

4.8 (136)

Recent Reviews

Audrey

February 18, 2026

Brilliant! Really needed this whimsical reminder that I’m OK! Thank you!!!

Mark

February 17, 2026

Incredibly positive morning affirmation with a huge smile. Feel ready for the day and a bit happier. Thank you!

Melany

February 15, 2026

This was so fun and uplifting and I loved it so much!!! Thank you!

Ric

February 13, 2026

Thank you Tegan for this super fun inspiration yo start our day Weeee 🇨🇦🖖🤩

David

February 11, 2026

While playful and amusing, this brief guided meditation incorporates the familiar patterns of breathing and focus with a little sass thrown in. Very engaging and uplifting! Thank you!

Aiyana

February 9, 2026

Love her style. It's refreshing, light, fun, uplifting. Too many meditation teachers take themselves too seriously. It's nice having a bit of silly, fun, lightness and even more effective.

Bea

February 3, 2026

I loved this! It was like a little hype up from your bestfriend who cheers you on no matter what. Thank you so much!

Lisa-Marie

February 2, 2026

That was amazing Tegan!! Thanks for the aliveness and encouragement to be wild and honest. 🤩🤩

Maggie

January 28, 2026

I appreciate you Tegan 🙏🏼 You are really something special 💕

Emily

October 28, 2025

AMAZING!! I've done hundreds of morning meditations and this is probably my favorite one! Thank you 😁

Audra

September 1, 2025

Give me a “Y”. Give me a “E”. Give me a “S”….YES!!!! What a fun & sassy prep talk. I will accept that gold star ⭐️ for existing and drop my mike on my doubts. You go girl!

Kayleen

August 18, 2025

This made me smile and feel so good! Thank you 🙏🏻

Chantal

August 8, 2025

Brilliant and beautiful!! The BEST morning meditation ever!!! 🙏❤️

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