Heidi Cherry & Vaya - The Butt Blower

This Awesome, Fun Bedtime Story For Kids is about Cherry having to go to the public restroom at the movies. The whole story is very funny, all about her ideas of public toilets and her new invention, The Butt Blower. These fun stories are created to help children of all ages settle down for a happy night's sleep. Aiding to reduce anxieties, stresses, and worries by replacing them with a smile.

Transcript

Are you ready to meditate with Kari?

Make sure that you get in bed,

You've got your comfortable pajamas on,

You're snuggled down and you're all comfortable and everything is good in the world so that you can relax your body and get nice and happy before you go to sleep.

Heidi,

Cherry and Veya had been to the movies.

They were half way through the movie when Cherry needed to go to the toilet and she didn't want to go on her own because it was a little bit scary.

Will you guys come with me?

I don't want to go on my own just in case and you know I'm not sure there's so many different toilets in this place.

There's like bathrooms absolutely everywhere and there's like ten different movie theatres and I might find the wrong movie theatre when I'm coming back all on my own and I might end up going in a scary movie instead of a really nice movie like this one and then it will be so dramatic and then I'll be frightened forever of the dark and I just don't want to do that.

Heidi said,

Be quiet Cherry,

We'll come with you.

So Heidi,

Cherry and Veya all carefully,

Quietly got out of their seats,

Shuffled away through the busy aisle and found their way to the bathroom.

When they got to the bathroom Cherry said,

Oh I don't think I like these toilets.

These toilets freak me out.

There's something about public toilets that are really yucky don't you think?

Heidi said,

These toilets aren't that bad Cherry.

Cherry popped her head in a few different stalls in the bathroom.

Eugh,

Eugh,

Oh that one's not nice.

Eugh,

That one's all messy.

Oh that one's all wet.

What are you supposed to do when you've got a wet toilet seat?

That's so gross.

Eugh,

Eugh,

Eugh.

She kept making all these weird noises.

Veya was laughing at her.

It's,

It's okay Cherry.

Me thinks that,

You know,

That's what those paper things are for.

You just put one of the paper things down on the toilet seat and then the toilet seat's practically clean because you're just putting your little tush on the toilet paper thing,

You know.

Heidi said,

Yeah that's what they're for Cherry.

You're supposed to put one of those toilet paper covers on the toilet seat.

Oh no,

That's still pretty gross because you know,

You're going to get paper stuck on your bum and like,

And like,

You know,

If your toilet seat's all wet because it's all yucky then and then you go and put the paper seat down on top then the paper seat is wet because the toilet seat was wet and then what's the point?

Because obviously you still sat on something gross if the toilet seat was wet and then the paper seat gets wet.

So you still sat on a wet yucky toilet seat and it's like,

Eugh,

It makes me go all funny inside.

I like my toilet to be pretty clean.

You know,

I'm very adventurous and I'm very easy going at some things but you know,

My toilets,

I'm very particular.

The bestest toilets in the world were those in China.

Remember,

You could sit on them and they were so super,

Super clean.

Even the public toilets were so super clean and you sit on them and they warm your tush and then they,

And you know what?

You know what?

I don't know whether you remember this but some of them even massage your bum.

They massage your bum.

Like the toilet seat gets all warm and then it like ripples and massages your bum and then they have like a squirty thing that squirts and cleans your tush after you've been to the toilet which is very nice.

Did you know,

Heidi,

That they do that in lots of countries?

They don't actually recommend that you use toilet roll because they don't have very good er,

Sourage,

Heidi said.

You mean,

Sewerage,

Sewerage systems.

Yeah,

Sour,

No,

So,

Yeah,

Sewerage,

Sewerage systems.

Yeah,

They don't have particularly good ones.

So what they do is they,

They ask you to just like squirt your tush and then you,

That's how you clean it,

Faya said.

Well,

Don't,

Me,

Me thinks that you would have a very wet tush.

What do you do then?

Do they have a towel?

Cherry said,

You know,

You know that's really funny.

Think about it.

You've got a wet tush but then you couldn't have a communal towel because that would be really gross,

Right?

Because if everybody wiped the tush on the same towel,

That would be horrendous.

Oh,

OMG,

Oh my goodness gracious me.

No,

So what you would do is you just have to shake your tush a lot.

You shake it like you have to do that Shake It song.

You know that Shake It song.

What's that Shake It song?

Heidi started singing.

Shake it off,

Shake it off.

Yeah,

Yeah,

Said Cherry.

That one.

I love that song.

Yeah,

You'd have to shake it off and then like you just shake and shake and shake and shake but you know what?

I wonder if it takes a really long time in a line to wait in the public toilet line when you're in one of those countries because everybody's standing there shaking it for 10 minutes and then you can't just pull your knickers up,

Can you?

Or you can't just pull your briefs up because if you do and your tush is wet,

You can't just get wet.

You've got wet trousers or wet briefs or a wet skirt and that's pretty gross too.

Oh,

It's a dilemma.

It's a dilemma.

Heidi said,

Cherry,

This is all very interesting and everything but we're missing the movie.

Can you just pick a toilet and go to the toilet?

I'm going to squat,

Said Cherry.

You're going to what?

Said Heidi.

I'm going to squat.

You know like a squatty potty.

You know,

Squatty potties are supposed to be really good for your bowels.

Fia said,

Cherry,

What do you mean?

Cherry said,

I saw one time,

Right?

I think,

I think,

I don't remember.

I don't remember where I saw it.

I don't know whether I saw it in a book or if I saw it on a magazine or if I saw it on a YouTube video but there's this thing called the squatty potty and a squatty potty is a it's like an extra chair that you have by your toilet and you sit on it and you sit on it like you're squatting,

Like you're squatting on the ground.

You know like when you're playing marbles or you're playing cards or you're playing Lego or something on the ground and sometimes you're just kind of still on your feet but then you squat down.

It's like that.

You're in that kind of position and it's called a squatty,

Like because you squat,

A squatty potty.

And what it does is it helps you to squat over the toilet but obviously the movie theatre doesn't have squatty potties.

So I'm going to have to do it my way.

What I'm going to do is I'm going to put a piece of paper,

One of those toilet paper thingies over the toilet so I don't put my dirty paws on the toilet seat because some people do sit down on the toilet seats,

Don't they?

And then I'm going to,

I'm going to squat over the toilet and then I can pee and then I won't be getting my bum wet on anybody else's stuff and I'll stay all nice and clean and germ free because I'm doing the squatty potty version.

But most people use a squatty potty when they do number two because number two can sometimes be a little bit challenging,

Can't it?

Because if you sometimes,

If you go to the toilet and you've been eating too many nasty foods that make you not want to poop.

You know sometimes,

Like you know that time when I ate all that bread and I got really,

Really constipated and it was just like a loaf of bread in my tummy and I couldn't poop.

Well yeah,

Right,

So this is like that but you know like if you,

If you sit in a squatty position then it helps your bowels,

It's like a natural position,

Isn't it?

Something like that,

Heidi.

Heidi said,

Squatty potties help you go to the bathroom for a number two because they align your bowels and they open everything up so that it can just come out easier and you don't have to be constipated and you don't have to push or be in any kind of straddle or trauma because you're trying to go to the toilet and you can't go.

Cherry said,

There's nothing worse.

There's absolutely nothing worse than being somewhere public and needing to go to the bathroom and then you can't so you can do your own squatty potty version.

So watch me,

I'm going to put this paper on the toilet seat.

Then number two,

I'm going to get on the toilet seat and squat over the toilet.

Number three,

I'm going to do my pee.

Number four,

I'm going to wipe my tush and everything.

Number five,

I'm going to jump down.

I'm going to push the toilet paper seat in the toilet so it can flush away.

Number five,

I'm going to flush everything away.

Number six,

I'm going to be very happy with myself because I didn't get messy butt.

Number seven,

I'm going to be super,

Super happy with myself because I didn't put any dirty paws on the toilet seat.

Number eight,

I'm going to wash my paws.

Number nine,

I'm going to stop talking and then number 10,

We can go back to the movie.

Heidi said,

Can we just do it then?

Let's just do it.

Cherry went through all of the steps.

Then she come out of the bathroom.

She went to wash her paws and she carried on talking.

You know,

This one time,

Right,

Corey told me that she went to barley and in barley,

They do that thing where you just wash your tush in public.

You don't actually wipe your tush because there's no toilet roll available.

No toilet roll available anywhere.

So all you have to do is shake.

And she said that,

You know,

It's very difficult and a lot of the time you just get a wet tush or your knickers just get wet.

And then you're like walking around with wet knickers and it's kind of like not very nice.

So I think what they should do.

This is my design.

I would make millions.

I'm going to be a billionaire if I design this.

But I'd have to make it so that it was very available to everybody because you know,

Not everybody has lots of money.

So it can't be very technical.

Oh,

I just had the bestest idea.

I could be on sharp tank.

You know that program where you're like,

You're taking your inventions and they go,

Yes,

That's a brilliant invention,

Cherry.

Let's put billions of dollars into your invention and get butt blowers all over the world.

Heidi said,

Butt blowers?

Cherry said,

Yeah,

That's my invention.

Right.

So listen to me.

So you're in Bali.

You go to the bathroom.

You have to squirt your tush because that's how you clean yourself because you don't want to be dripping pee down your legs,

Do you?

That would be really gross.

So you squirt yourself.

You get clean.

Right.

And then you get the magical butt blower designed by Cherry the cat.

And I'd have to think about this a little bit more,

But it'd be kind of like a little hair dryer,

But it'd be attached to the wall so no one could steal it because you know,

If it's really cool,

Then everyone that comes into the public toilet would just want to take your butt dryer.

So what you do is you get off the toilet,

You give yourself a shake,

But you don't shake near the toilet because if you shake near the toilet,

Then you wet the toilet seat again and it kind of defeats the object.

And then the next person that goes into the bathroom has a really wet toilet seat.

So you shake your butt and then you get in front of the butt blower and the butt blower blows really fast and it like a really powerful blow,

Not just like a windy blow,

Like a because that would take too long.

And then you'd be in the bathroom like 20 minutes,

Butt blowing,

Wouldn't you?

So no,

I mean like full industrial blowing.

That's what it would have to be.

And then you press the button and it goes whoosh,

Like and it blows this really big amazing amount of butt blowing power onto your butt and all of the wet just instantly goes pow,

Just evaporates,

Completely disappears.

And then and then and then you're like sparkly dry and clean and everything and you can pull your knickers up and they're not wet.

Cause Corrie said it was awful.

Sometimes it was just like really gross because you had like really wet knickers.

So yeah,

I think that's my invention.

Cherry butt blowers all over the world.

And I'd have to make them so that they were very reasonably priced because you know,

If they're going to be in places like Bali or Costa Rica or like you know,

India or somewhere like that where they don't like to use a lot of toilet paper because they don't have very good storage systems,

Then yeah,

It would need to be priceable,

Wouldn't it?

It would need to be compared.

What am I saying,

Heidi?

Heidi said you would have to make it so it was very reasonably priced.

Yeah,

That's what I'm saying.

Very reasonably priced.

I wonder if you could just set it up so when you turn on the button,

There's like a big gust of wind from outside.

Maybe you could do it so you didn't even need any electricity so that when there was a power out you could still butt blow.

That would be awesome.

Butt blow in any,

Any country.

Butt blowing available even in the jungle.

You could set it up so it was on a tree.

And then if you had to go tinkle in the woods,

You know,

Nature potty,

You would be able to just go like big gust of wind,

Blow away all your nature potty dribbles and then you'd be all clean.

I think this is amazing.

The cats listened to Cherry all the way back to the movie theatre.

They went quiet when they got inside the movie theatre so they didn't disturb everyone watching a movie.

They got back to their seats,

Sat down and carried on watching the movie all the way to the end.

Cherry was particularly itchy through the movie,

The rest of the movie.

She couldn't wait to get home to draw up some kind of designs,

Blueprints on how to make Cherry's butt blowing,

Genius invention.

She decided she was going to call it butt blower.

She thought it had perfect rhyme and it said exactly what it was and she could see herself on Shark Tank describing the butt blower and exactly what it was for to stop all those uncomfortable dribbles.

She got it all down.

She wrote it all in a journal.

Now all she needed was to somehow get on Shark Tank.

Then she would be famous.

How cool would that be?

That night she drew everything up in a journal,

Drawings,

All the plans.

She wrote everything down.

She wrote possibly how much it would cost,

All the materials you would need to make it.

She did a really good job.

Cherry was very smart when it come to inventions.

Maybe it's because she's got such a good imagination.

And then they all snuggled in bed.

Cherry closed her eyes and started to see in her mind.

Cherry on television.

The judges were sat listening to her pitch.

There were four judges listening to exactly what she was talking about.

Genius butt blower.

No one had ever thought of it.

All the judges in her dream loved the idea.

It was just amazing.

And from that day forward,

Every single household,

Whether they were a third world country,

Whether they lived in the jungle,

Whether they lived in a mud hut or whether they lived in a penthouse in LA,

It didn't matter.

Everyone had a butt blower.

It was great.

The end.

Reviews

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1. Did Cherry make the butt blower yet?
2. Did Cherry get a patent for her invention?
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My mom and dad have a budai in their bathroom and it can do everything and it dries your bum but tell 🍒 cherry

That am scared of it lol 😂 tell her that she can come use it whenever 🤪😜😝🤣😂 tell me what she thinks will you anyway lol loved it have a good night and sleep well

Amazing it was so funny. Please make more, you make me smile.😆

Haha! Even though I don't have a butt squirter I still want a butt blower!🤣 Love your stories Cory!

Can you give this message to cherry 🍒. Cherry, that is a realy good idea. I feel like there should be butt blowers around the world.

Thank you for making amazing meditations cory

-Mia

Hi I’m Ella Harper’s little sister she is letting me use her phone Ioved your sleep meditation emoji time!

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Hi sorry about my little sister she stool my phone when I was asleep and it’s like 3:00 am right now lol bye Cory!

So u know how yesterday I moved well.... (in hudei cherry and vaya moving house)>

It was a succeed we are now here in China and it's exactly 9:26 and I'm 8(in a hafe) sooo I better get to sleep I have simmer school in the morning byeee

OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD UR BEST ONE 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟x1,00,000= the stars i wanna give u!!!! Q: do u like Billie Eilish? Im going to her concert next year! Pls answer my question 🥺 love, fia xx
Edit: tyy! Whats your favorite song of hers?

That was amazing I love it and I love the idea of butt blowers and it was so funny I fell off my bed laughing thank you Cory for the laugh.

Amazing job Cory!😀😁😍

U do Amazing meditations!

Keep up the great awsome work!

I love all Heidi cherry and via but this one is the best

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It was great and what movie was Heidi, cherry & Vaya watching

When you do remember can you tall me please

I just loved it so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️I have almost heard every one of Hidie cherry and vaya stories and I loved everyone of them 👍🏻there so amazing 🤩

Really good! Quick suggestion could you do a Heidi cherry and vaya meditation were they have a Hallowen costume competition:) I think itt would be very cute

I loved it so much your the best(❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️)

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Hahaha!😆I love it so much Cory! Keep up the good work! I LOVE your storys Cory! You are the best!❤️Demi ❤️

I loved that so much it was so funny 😂 also thank you so much for replying to all the comments it literally makes my day when I see you have replied

-Mia 🧋😘

I really lik it but butt blowers are also sound descusting .One question 🙋‍♀️ how long does it take to make a butt blowers you need so many people and peices to make it and you have to build 100004568853578864819039848738199237747388457284773781846273672525627188363627789 1332456779942157888754222468996123555663333334557)53534689099800000098)4422221356