Hello beautiful humans,
My name is Darius,
And today I'm celebrating something really special.
Today I break a world record.
Today is the oldest.
I have ever been.
I asked Google if you've never done this,
Try it.
I asked Google how many days since the day of my birth and today marks the 15,
985th consecutive day of being this guy.
Yes,
This guy has transformed in all sorts of ways,
But Nobody has been him this many days in a row,
So it's a personal best,
It's a world record,
And I am celebrating.
I am celebrating because.
.
.
I've never been here before.
Guess what not everyone makes it this many consecutive days in a row so yes sometimes we have feelings around this term oldest i've ever been we want to reframe it to this is the youngest i've ever felt beautiful.
Literally this is the oldest you've ever been this is the furthest you've ever got.
And guess what?
You and I have made it through every single one of our hardest days.
And we're here,
Now,
On this day.
And I think that's worthy of a celebration.
Thanks for listening.
See you soon.
Bye.