As the Council has sat everywhere and everyone,
They of course knew what was unfolding on planet Earth in 2085.
They had choreographed it in detail after all.
For the channels and mediums of Epoch Five that tuned into such synchronicities,
These kind of coincidences came as no surprise.
Everyone else either didn't notice or thought their scientific theories and models were a little incomplete.
The Council has found this amusing as their main use for such coincidences was to awaken those in the density.
It also brought a kind and caring smile to the Guardians from Epoch Seven.
Epoch Five humans for example had no real idea of who or what was behind one of the biggest cosmic jokes right in their backyard within full view for a large proportion of the time.
It involved a smaller body assumed to be lifeless which was the conscious stardust called the Moon.
During most of the period of Epoch Five,
The Moon ended up orbiting the Earth approximately every 27 and one third days and it rotated on its axis every 27 and one third days too.
This meant it always kept the same place to the Earth.
It was also exactly the same size of the Sun when viewed from the Earth's surface.
Spectacular solar eclipses gave a constant reminder to this cosmic coincidence.
The Moon had been inserted into orbit around the Earth by an Epoch Seven civilization in a temporal causal loop that spanned millennia.
The prime purpose was that so Epoch Five humans could spawn into an Epoch Six civilization and then onwards to Epoch Seven.
Such tricks became easy once it was learned that the dimension of time was as malleable as the three spatial dimensions of the density.
Before the Moon was in orbit,
All life on planet Earth was asexual.
In order for the stardust to become sentient several billions of years later,
The Moon was placed in orbit to trigger the division of the sexes.
The new Earth-Moon system was extruded by the collision between a smaller version of Earth and a planet around the size of Mars.
The Moon was spun off by the lighter outer layers of the Coalesce planetoids.
Once everything cooled down after the cosmic billets and the orbit stabilized,
The Moon began to act as a clock so that new bisexual life forms could better time their reproduction and death.
Epoch Two was started.
Even by the time Epoch Five had spawned sentient life,
The Moon still had a massive effect on ovulation cycles in many species.
Lesser known was exactly how it affected the consciousness state of the sentient life forms.
At four Moons,
Dolphins and whales became more promiscuous and the police forces put more bodies on the streets as the lunatics would come out of the asylum.
As with all such cosmic jokes,
The evidence was there to be found for those who were interested.
