So find a seat,
Sit up nice and straight if you can.
If you're too relaxed you might fall asleep and we want to stay very focused and very clear minded as we go on this journey together.
So slowly start to bring your attention to your breath.
Start to become aware of the fact that you're breathing in.
Breathing in with your whole being.
And then as you breathe out become fully aware of the fact that you're breathing out.
Breathe in with each cell of your body.
As you breathe out let's breathe out all that stands between you and you.
One more breath in.
Breathing in the shakti of the universe allowing it to fill each cell and one last breath out.
You can sigh it out,
You can shake it out and then when you're ready bring your attention into your heart.
Bring your intention into your heart and go to glow.
Feel a smile in your heart for you know where we are about to go.
The most magnificent place inside of your own consciousness.
The most magnificent place that could ever exist.
That is the magic inside your heart.
Now in front of you I want you to see a path.
Begin to walk down this path and start to notice that with each step you take the ecosystem all around you begins to flourish.
There are trees and there are birds and there are flowers and everything is becoming more and more vibrant.
There is more and more nature growing up around you.
There's grass underneath your feet.
It's as though the land is starting to respond to your very presence.
That things are starting to grow all around you,
Develop smell and develop colors just because of your very being here.
It's as though this ecosystem is responding to your very presence.
As if it's waking up and becoming more and more excited and more colorful with each step you take because it is.
The air is becoming cleaner.
The birds are singing louder and more melodically.
The flowers are blooming.
The trees are starting to fruit all around you.
Leaves are becoming greener and greener and greener until you could almost swear they were beginning to sparkle and dazzle in front of you.
All the different types of green,
Greens you've never seen before,
Smells you've never smelt before,
Animals you've never seen before all around you.
It's becoming a wonderland with each step you take and this fast.
And with each step you take and you see this vibrant ecosystem,
Your heart is just smiling more and more.
And it's affecting every cell in your body.
And every cell is starting to smile.
Every cell in every organ,
There are smiles moving up your neck and into your face.
There are smiles moving into every single cell of your body.
Millions and millions,
In fact trillions of cells in your body starting to smile.
Your eyelashes are smiling.
Your hair is smiling.
Your toes are smiling.
And the whole of nature outside of you is smiling as though it's responding to your shift in vibration because ultimately it's not outside of you.
This is all inside of you.
So what's happening inside of you vibrationally is affecting everything outside of you.
And as you see this,
You begin to smile more.
And then the ecosystem is smiling more and the more that smiles,
The more you smile.
And it's this cycle of feeling happier and more joyful and more connected to everything.
The birds are singing outside of you and the cells are singing inside of you.
Everything is beginning to twinkle.
Your cells are twinkling and then the trees and the garden outside of you is twinkling.
The garden inside of you is twinkling.
Everything is twinkling as if the stars of the night sky are being reflected in every part of nature around you and inside of you.
You've stepped into the realm of pure magic and it's the most beautiful thing you have ever seen.
And maybe you start to think,
Oh my God,
Where am I?
Where is this beautiful,
Magical place?
You don't need to figure it out.
You're just taking it in.
You're just allowing it to crack open your heart with each step.
And this is only just the beginning.
Now up ahead,
You see a wide open temple space.
And you notice that Mother Nature herself is all around the temple.
That in fact,
The temple is sitting right inside the heart of Mother Nature.
Above the temple are her hands,
Cupped and filled with the most pure,
Most crystal clear water.
And this water is pouring like a fine mist from her hands down the side of the temple,
Cleansing it and cleansing all who are stepping inside of it.
As the water falls upon the earth,
Even more flowers and fruits are shooting straight out of the ground all around the outside of the temple.
The most beautiful flowers you have ever seen.
Again,
The most unimaginable colors and the most unimaginable fragrances.
But you can see them and you can smell them.
And your whole body is responding with such joy.
The insects are dancing in and out of the petals.
You're watching all the little creatures and all the little bugs wrapping themselves in and out of the flowers.
And they're playing with each other.
Remember,
This is a dimension of unbelievable joy and friendship between the plants and the animals and all beings who are here.
You can feel that this is a light portal of the most incredible magnitude.
As you step closer and closer to the temple,
You can feel the warmth,
The sweetest welcoming you have ever felt.
You feel as if you are in heaven and that this is what it feels like to meet God herself.
But not the God talked about in the books,
But the kindest God,
The most beautiful God.
A God full of unconditional love,
Loving acceptance,
And every twinkling color of the universe.
A God who is Mother Nature herself,
Who is the breeze,
Who is all of the insects,
Who is the song of the whole flourishing ecosystem,
And who is the space between all of it.
In this feeling of such safety,
All of the sudden you feel like everything you have ever judged about yourself,
Everything you have ever tried to hide,
It's all out in front of you.
And Mother Nature,
God can see it all.
And not only are you not being judged,
But God,
With all of the compassion in the universe,
Is absorbing it all straight into the heart and soul of creation itself.
You are now at the temple door,
And you can feel the cool mist of the water pouring over you too,
Cleansing you of all attachments and all limitations.
You look down at the space just outside the door and you laugh.
Of course,
There are two racks.
There is a shoe rack and a mind rack.
Without hesitation,
You undress from both your shoes and your mind and any other clothes you do not want to wear,
And you step through the door and into the portal of light.
Inside,
You can hardly believe what you are seeing.
If you thought what you were seeing outside was beautiful,
This is truly spectacular beyond words.
In the center of this temple is a giant willow oak tree.
There is a gentle wind,
Birds and stars falling from the sky and filling the ground beneath you.
An angelic song that feels like the Om of the universe is everywhere.
You notice that the tree is shifting colors,
Responding to the consciousness of the temple.
You see that everything in here is connected.
It's all one,
Just in different forms playing with itself.
It's so beautiful,
So welcoming,
So warm that you almost want to fall onto your knees in gratitude.
You feel like you are home at last.
And you are.
But you hear a whisper in the air saying,
If you think this is it,
You can't even imagine what's to come.
Because this is only the beginning,
My love.
It's only the very beginning.
You are only just getting started.
Now you can stay in the temple as long as you wish.
This is your home and you are always welcome.
But now you are curious.
What else could there be?
You look around and you see that there are doors all around the temple space.
Each as magical as the next,
Covered in art.
The most beautiful art.
You approach the first door and you see that there is an artist standing there painting the art.
Maybe for the first time you are actually seeing what's happening when an artist paints.
Universal love is pouring from both above and below,
Meeting in the heart of the artist and then pouring out of the brush and straight into the painting.
The painting is an extension of the divine,
Another portal.
And this portal of art on the door is something that you can step through.
You then look around the temple and you see more doors and artists painting at every door.
Some have one artist,
Some have two,
Some have more.
It's so beautiful you have to pinch yourself a few times.
Are you actually here?
Yes,
Indeed you are.
You are in the quantum field and it's as real as anywhere else in the universe.
Your body feels it and the sensations in your body and the emotions that you are feeling are as real as anything else.
You are here.
Feel this.
Feel this in every cell of your body.
You are here.
Now you look above the doors and you see signs hanging above each door.
Above one sign you see the words Cosmic Laughter.
Above another you see Prosperity and Abundance.
Above a third Unconditional Love.
And finally one door that says Deep Peace and Tranquility.
There are other doors also and you can't quite make out their words but you know that there are also doors to other prayer portals.
You can see one right at the other side of the temple and you can just make out the words on that one and it says The Unknown Mystery.
And you do wonder what's behind that one but you think you'll leave that one for later.
Now you know now that you can go into any one you want.
You can then come out and go into another and another and another.
You can spend as much time in any one of these portals as you want.
There is no limit to how many times you can go through each portal.
You may even begin to realize that this is the quantum field of infinite possibilities so you can enter two or three at the same time if you wish.
Even all of them.
But for now let's just do one at a time.
Let's firstly approach the door that says Cosmic Laughter.
Notice now that the artist who is painting on the door of Cosmic Laughter is laughing and laughing and laughing as they are painting.
They are filled to the brim with cosmic laughter.
They are in fits of giggles.
The deepest,
Most contagious laughter you have ever heard.
It's as if every being who had ever laughed in all of the universe had been channeled into the very being of his soul,
Her soul and it's pouring out of them like a song and each note is laughter.
And as you get closer and closer you notice that every cell of your body is beginning to erupt in laughter.
You can't stop.
It's an enormous energy osmosis and the cells of your body are erupting.
They're exploding.
They're cackling and they're cracking up.
And if there's any cells in your body that are not laughing it's like they have to try so hard.
It's as though they're in one of those staring eye competitions and the other person has just lost their shit and they're trying so hard.
You're trying so hard not to laugh.
But this cell is even starting to erupt with laughter too.
And the more you hold it,
The more it's about to explode with laughter as well.
And not only is it one type of laughter,
This is crazy.
It's all different types of laughter.
It's now as if every cell of your body is laughing,
Laughing like different cells of the universe.
There's babies giggling in these cells.
There's old men laughing.
There's that old lady laughter,
Loud laughter,
Wheezy laughter.
The laughter where someone is laughing so hard that no sound is coming out.
You know that one?
Because they actually can't breathe and their laughter is just tears pouring down their face.
It's squealing laughter.
It's uncontrollable laughter.
And every other type of laughter in between.
This is the laughter of the universe.
And it's all pouring into this portal.
And now it's in your body.
And it's all around you,
Inside,
Outside.
It's as though the temple is laughing.
The closer you get to this door,
You can't feel where the laughter starts and where the laughter stops.
It's so big and it's so divine.
In this moment,
A profound realization hits you.
There is no physical key to this portal.
There is only an energetic key.
And it's you.
It requires that you become laughter to enter.
You are not entering this room to access laughter.
You are entering laughter to access this room.
At this moment,
The painter sees you and he smiles.
He can see that you've got it,
You've got it.
And so he steps aside so that you can stand before the door and allow laughter to enter you.
All of a sudden,
Every single funny moment you have ever experienced begins to arise as a feeling into your mind and into the body.
And the laughter begins.
You're laughing out loud now.
You're giggling out loud.
Everything in you is having an explosion of laughter.
And the second you laugh,
You're through the portal.
If you haven't laughed yet,
Then let me tell you a funny story.
One day a man went to see a Zen monk,
And this man asked,
Master,
Who was the Buddha?
And the Zen monk,
Knowing quite well that people become all sorts of attached to these types of questions,
Smiled and replied,
Nothing but a dried turd.
And then walked away.
And now you're in.
You're inside the portal.
You're in here.
Now that you're in here,
You notice,
Once you are here,
That you are in a dome-shaped pod,
And all around you are just funny,
Funny things.
Jokes,
Stupidity,
People playing tricks on each other,
Cats doing weird things,
Couples who tease each other and put cameras in their room and share it on YouTube.
Whatever makes your soul laugh,
Animals sneezing,
Babies laughing,
Children doing hilarious things,
It's all here.
This is the space where humor and joy and stupidity and laughter are created.
Even the most absurd,
Rudest jokes you've ever heard,
The absurd humor is here.
Farewell,
Dark humor,
Light humor,
Inappropriate humor,
All of the things,
Even that type of humor where you know you shouldn't laugh,
But you can't help it.
It's all in here.
Whatever makes your soul laugh,
Here it is.
This is the space where humor and joy and laughter are created,
And you're here.
You sit in the middle of the dome,
Just letting it fill your soul to the absolute brim,
Feeling the infinite completeness of this hilarious state of being,
Of the hilariousness of the universe,
Of the stupidity of God.
God is this funny.
God is a comedian himself,
Herself.
Where do you think comedy comes from?
You may even find yourself laughing for no reason,
And that is simply perfect.
You don't even need to see anything.
You may just be sitting here giggling just because it feels good to laugh.
Now,
You remember that this is a prayer pod,
And there is something that you came here to do.
You came here to create and send a prayer,
A blessing to the universe.
You realize that because of the vibrational state you are in,
You are now in the perfect position to send a prayer of universal joy and cosmic laughter to the whole entire world,
Knowing that sending this prayer to the whole world is also sending it straight to yourself.
So you cup your hands together now,
And you fill them with the universe.
You put every person,
Every place,
Everything you have ever loved,
Hated,
Or been completely indifferent to inside of your hands.
You put the whole universe in here,
The whole world.
You put war inside your hands.
You put love inside your hands.
You put relationships.
You put all of the things inside of your hands that you've ever experienced,
And you begin to flood your hands with cosmic laughter and joy.
You start blessing everyone and everything with such gusto and such determination because you can finally feel this is how you're going to do it.
This is how you're going to create heaven on earth for all,
And the power is truly in your heart and your hands.
You send this joy everywhere,
Especially to those who need it most.
You flood their houses.
You flood their lives.
You flood their hearts.
And the more you're flooding the world through your heart and into your hands,
The more you feel that the same energy is pouring straight back into you from the universe,
From above,
From below,
From every direction.
It's as if pouring it into the universe inside of your hands is pouring it straight into yourself because who do you think the universe is?
It's you.
So now you are the one who is filled to the brim and overflowing with abundance of joy,
Recognizing that it only gets bigger the more you let in and the more you give it,
And it never,
Ever,
Ever runs out.
In fact,
You try.
You try to exhaust yourself.
You try to absorb all of it from the universe,
And you realize the more you allow in,
The more is created.
This is unbelievable.
There's no lack in the universe.
In fact,
The more you say,
Please,
Come,
Come in,
The more there seems to be.
This is unbelievable.
And the more you're pouring it through your hands,
The more there is.
The mind is going,
Oh,
My God,
I always thought there was lack,
But now in this moment I'm experiencing that that isn't true.
That's just a story.
There's so much cosmic laughter and joy,
Enough for all,
Enough for all.
Even if there were a trillion times a trillion more beings in the universe,
There is enough for all of us.
What a joy it is to realize this.
This is truly prosperity and abundance of joy and laughter.
You sit as long as you like,
Blessing anything and everything you wish to bless with this feeling.
You may even decide to bless a project or an idea you have,
A person,
A thing,
A book.
It does not matter.
You can pour it into anything in the material world.
Pour it into your bank account if you wish.
None of it matters because the material world is nothing but a material manifestation of the spiritual world.
So pour it wherever you want.
The more you allow this light to enter into every element of the material world,
The more the spiritual realm wakes up within you.
When you are ready,
You blast your hands with one more explosion of light and laughter,
A nuclear explosion,
An absolute bomb.
And then you put your hands on the earth and you let it all go.
You send the light as a prayer straight into the earth.
You watch as laser beams of energy,
Light energy pour straight from your hands and into the core of the earth where it explodes and is sent out to every other corner of the universe.
And for the final moments you sit,
Feeling,
Knowing at the highest level it is already done.
There is a timeline that already exists,
A reality that is already real in which all beings feel this cosmic laughter and joy.
We already did it.
In one dimension we're already home and we can shift there whenever we want.
In fact,
You are here.
Sit for a moment.
Feel this.
Know this.
You're already home.
And when you're ready,
You can get up and turn to exit the prayer pod.
But before you leave,
Stop for a minute to admire the portal one last time.
Notice again that the artist is on both sides and he's still painting.
And realize that this painting is filled with the same blessings,
The same cosmic laughter and the eternal joy that you just sent into the earth.
That in fact every prayer and every blessing that has ever been made within this prayer pod,
Past,
Present and future,
Is all held within this painting also.
This painting can now serve as a reminder of what it feels like to live in a reality of such eternal joy.
And when you're done admiring it,
Watch this painting collapse itself right in front of your very eyes into a tiny picture just for you.
No bigger than a stamp on a postcard.
Now reach out and take this tiny picture in your hand and put this little painting inside your heart where it will remain.
With all the love of the artist.
With all the love of universal creativity.
With all the love of cosmic laughter and joy.
And the second that you've done this,
Notice that you are back inside the main temple space.
Look around.
Notice that there are all these other doors to different dimensions,
To different experiences.
And that they are all doors into yourself.
Take a minute to just stand here.
To feel this.
To know this is truly a game of love.
And that when you are ready to wake up,
Everything is all okay everywhere.
When you're ready,
You can open your eyes.
And you may look around and see that you're in your 3D reality again.
But you feel different.
Because heaven is inside of you.
Cosmic laughter and joy are a state of being that are here now.
It's all here now.
God is all here now.
Every single dimension,
All the way up to the highest realization of Samadhi,
Exists here now.
You're just deciding which reality you want to experience yourself as being.
None of them are wrong.
None of them are right.
They are all the different experiences of God.
And you can open your eyes.
And you can be here.
In this body.
You're not this body,
But this body is how you experience God.
Without this body,
You don't know what it feels like to be all the different expressions of God.
So put your hands on your heart and thank this body.
For you wouldn't know what it felt like to be cosmic laughter if you didn't have a body to experience that through.
The body is our spiritual temple.
And it's through the combining of the material and the spiritual and the coming to understand that they are not separate that we return home to bliss,
To joy and to love.
Now these meditations are designed to change you through helping you gain insight into the nature of you and reality so that you can stop living with fear.
This is what then helps you to take aligned actions within the world because it will take both to change this world.
The inner vibrational shift and then taking aligned actions in our world.
And it becomes much easier when you realize that the world is nothing but a different face of the divine.
And that nobody and nothing outside of you can stop you being in a state of joy and laughter and love and prosperity when you know this is who you are.
Then you don't worry so much about whether your actions are going to upset somebody else anymore.
The only thing you care about is taking actions that feel good to your heart and your soul.
The outcome does not matter.
People's reactions do not matter because when you are living in alignment with your heart you know that it is the most beneficial thing for the universe.
So let these meditations,
Let these feelings and experiences move through your body.
Then let them change you.
Change is a beautiful thing.
And then go.
Go and take aligned actions in your life.
Act from a place of joy.
In fact,
The more you allow yourself to feel these things naturally you'll just start taking action in that direction anyway.
At some point someone might even say,
Why did you do that?
And you'll just smile and say,
I don't know.
But it felt really good.
So make living from these states of being the most wonderful practice.
And then watch how your thoughts,
Words and actions begin to change quite naturally.
Your desires will change.
The way you communicate changes.
There will be a twinkle in your eye.
Even in the midst of what seems to be disaster,
There can be a twinkle in your eye.
When you feel these things and you feel inspired to take aligned action,
Then do it.
Write a book,
Start a podcast,
Stop a job you hate,
Forgive those you haven't forgiven.
Let things go you've been holding on to.
Say yes to things you have always wanted to say yes to.
Because if your actions haven't become a reflection of your deepest truth,
Then you haven't yet embodied your realization.
So go now.
Go and act.
But act from a place of inner alignment.
Become like a lighthouse that has grown legs and begun to walk around the world,
Shining light on the darkness for others to find their way home to.
