The Tale Of Pigling Bland

Enjoy this bedtime tale that follows an adventuring pig into town. Allow this story to help you get ready for a great night's sleep or to find rest in your day. This story was adapted from the Collection of Beatrix Potter Series.

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The Tale of Pigling Bland by Beatrix Potter Once upon a time there was an old pig called Aunt Petitos. She had eight of a family. Four little girl pigs called Crosspatch, Sucksuck, Yuckyuck, And Spot. And four little boy pigs called Alexander, Pigling Bland, Chinchin, And Stumpy. Stumpy had had an accident to his tail. The eight little pigs had very fine appetites. Yes, Yes, Yes, They eat and indeed they do eat, Said Aunt Petitos, Looking at her family with pride. Suddenly there were fearful squeals. Alexander had squeezed inside the hoops of the pig trough and stuck. Aunt Petitos and I dragged him out by the hind legs. Chinchin was already in disgrace. It was washing day and he had eaten a piece of soap. And presently, In a basket of clean clothes, We found another dirty little pig. Chut tut tut, Whichever is this? Grunted Aunt Petitos. Now all the pig family are pink, Or pink with black spots. But this pig child was smutty black all over. When it had been popped into a tub, It proved to be yuckyuck. I went into the garden. There I found Crosspatch and Sucksuck rooting up carrots. I whipped them myself and led them out by the ears. Crosspatch tried to bite me. Aunt Petitos, Aunt Petitos, You are a worthy person, But your family is not well brought up. Every one of them has been in mischief except Spot and Pigling Bland. Yes, Yes, Sighed Aunt Petitos, And they drink bucketfuls of milk. I shall have to get another cow. Good little Spot shall stay at home to do the housework, But the others must go. Four little boy pigs and four little girl pigs are too many all together. Yes, Yes, Yes, Said Aunt Petitos. There will be more to eat without them. So Chin Chin and Sucksuck went away in a wheelbarrow. And Stumpy, Yuck Yuck, And Crosspatch rode away in a cart. And the other two little pig boys, Pigling Bland and Alexander, Went to market. We brushed their coats, We curled their tails, And washed their little faces, And wished them goodbye in the yard. Aunt Petitos wiped her eyes with a large pocket handkerchief. Then she wiped Pigling Bland's nose and shed tears. Then she wiped Alexander's nose and shed tears. Then she passed the handkerchief to Spot. Aunt Petitos sighed and grunted and addressed those little pigs as follows. Now Pigling Bland, Son Pigling Bland, You must go to market. Take your brother Alexander by the hand. Mind your Sunday clothes, And remember to blow your nose. Aunt Petitos passed round the handkerchief again. Beware of traps, Hen roosts, Bacon and eggs. Always walk upon your hind legs. Pigling Bland, Who was a sedate little pig, Looked solemnly at his mother. A tear trickled down his cheek. Aunt Petitos turned to the other. Now son Alexander, Take the hand. Wee, Wee, Wee, Giggled Alexander. Take the hand of your brother Pigling Bland. You must go to market. Mind, Wee, Wee, Wee, Interrupted Alexander again. You put me out, Said Aunt Petitos. Observe signposts and milestones. Do not gobble herring bones. And remember, Said I impressively, If you once crossed the county boundary, You cannot come back. Alexander, You are not attending. Here are two licenses permitting two pigs to go to the market in Lancashire. Attend, Alexander. I have had no end of trouble in getting these papers from the policeman. Pigling Bland listened gravely. Alexander was hopelessly volatile. I pinned the papers for safety inside their waistcoat pockets. Aunt Petitos gave to each a little bundle and ate conversation peppermints with appropriate moral sentiments and screws of paper. Then they started. Pigling Bland and Alexander trotted along steadily for a mile. At least Pigling Bland did. Alexander made the road half as long again by skipping from side to side. He danced about and pinched his brother, Singing. This pig went to the market. This pig he stayed home. This pig had a bit of meat. Let's see what they have given us for dinner, Pigling. Pigling Bland and Alexander sat down and untied their bundles. Alexander gobbled up his dinner in no time and had already eaten all his own peppermints. Give me one of yours, Please, Pigling. But I wish to preserve them for emergencies, Said Pigling Bland doubtfully. Alexander went into squeals of laughter. Then he pricked Pigling with the pin that had fastened his big paper. And when Pigling slapped him, He dropped the pin and tried to take Pigling's pin, And the papers got mixed. Pigling Bland reproved Alexander. But presently they made it up again and trotted away together, Singing. Tom, Tom, The piper's son, Stole a pig and he ran away. But all the tune he could play was, Over the hills and far away. What's that, Young sirs? Stole a pig? Where are your licenses? Said the policeman. They had nearly run against him round a corner. Pigling Bland pulled out his paper. Alexander, After fumbling, Handed over something scrumply. To two and a half ounce conversation, Sweeties, At three farthings. What's this? This ain't a license. Alexander's nose lengthened visibly. He had lost it. I had one indeed. Indeed I had, Mr. Policeman. It's not likely they can let you start without. I am passing the farm. You may walk with me. Can I come back too? Inquired Pigling Bland. I see no reason, Young sir. Your paper's all right. Pigling Bland did not like going on alone, And it was beginning to rain. But it was unwise to argue with the police. He gave his brother a peppermint and watched him out of sight. To conclude the adventures of Alexander, The policeman sauntered up to the house about tea time, Followed by a damp, Subdued little pig. I disposed of Alexander in the neighborhood. He did fairly well when he had settled down. Pigling Bland went on alone dejectedly. He came to Crossroads in a sign pose, To Market Town, Five miles, Over the hills, Four miles, To Petitot's farm, Three miles. Pigling Bland was shocked. There was little hope of sleeping in Market Town, And tomorrow was the hiring fair. It was deplorable to think how much time had been wasted by the frivolity of Alexander. He glanced wistfully along the road towards the hills and then set off walking obediently the other way, Buttoning up his coat against the rain. He had never wanted to go, And the idea of standing all by himself in a crowded market, To be stared at, Pushed, And hired by some big, Strange farmer, Was very disagreeable. I wish I could have a little garden and grow potatoes, Said Pigling Bland. He put his cold hand in his pocket and felt his paper. He put his other hand in his other pocket and felt another paper. Alexander's! Pigling squealed, Then ran back frantically, Hoping to overtake Alexander and the policeman. He took a wrong turn, Several wrong turns, And was quite lost. It grew dark, The wind whistled, The trees creaked and groaned. Pigling Bland became frightened and cried, Wee, Wee, Wee, I can't find my way home. After an hour's wandering, He got out of the wood. The moon shone through the clouds, And Pigling Bland saw a country that was new to him. The road crossed a moor. Below was a wide valley with a river twinkling in the moonlight. And beyond, In misty distance, Lay the hills. He saw a small wooden hut, Made his way to it, And crept inside. I am afraid it is a hen house, But what can I do? Said Pigling Bland, Wet and cold and quite tired out. Bacon and eggs, Bacon and eggs, Clucked a hen on the perch. Trap, Trap, Trap, Cackle, Cackle, Cackle, Scolded the disturbed cockerel. To market, To market, Clucked a broody white hen, Roosting next to him. Pigling Bland, Much alarmed, Determined to leave at daybreak. In the meantime, He and the hens fell asleep. In less than an hour, They were all awakened. The owner, Mr. Peter Thomas Piperson, Came with a lantern and a hamper to catch six fowls to take to market in the morning. He grabbed the white hen roosting next to the cock. Then his eye fell upon Pigling Bland, Squeezed up in a corner. He made a singular remark. Hollo, Here's another, Seized Pigling by the scruff of the neck and dropped him into the hamper. Then he dropped in five more dirty kicking cackling hens upon the top of Pigling Bland. The hamper containing six fowls and a young pig was no light weight. It was taken downhill unsteadily with jerks. Pigling, Although nearly scratched to pieces, Contrived to hide the papers and the peppermints inside his clothes. At last the hamper was bumped down upon a kitchen floor. The lid was open and Pigling was lifted out. He looked up, Blinking, And saw an offensively ugly elderly man grinning from ear to ear. This one's come of himself, Whatever, Said Mr. Piperson, Turning Pigling's pockets inside out. He pushed the hamper into a corner, Threw a sack over it to keep the hens quiet, Put a pot on the fire, And unlaced his boots. Pigling Bland drew forward a copy stool and sat on the edge of it, Shyly warming his hands. Mr. Piperson pulled off a boot and threw it against the wainscot on the further end of the kitchen. There was a smothered noise. Pigling Bland warmed his hands and eyed him. Mr. Piperson pulled off the other boot and flung it at the first. There was again a curious noise. Be quiet, Will ye, Said Mr. Piperson. Pigling Bland sat on the very edge of the copy stool. Mr. Piperson fetched meal from a chest and made porridge. It seemed to Pigling that something at the further end of the kitchen was taking a suppressed interest in the cooking, But he was too hungry to be troubled by noises. Mr. Piperson poured three platefuls for himself, For Pigling, And a third. After glaring at Pigling, He put away with much scuffling and locked up. Pigling Bland ate his supper discreetly. After supper, Mr. Piperson consulted an almanac and felt Pigling's ribs. It was too late in the season for curing bacon, And he grudged his meal. Besides, The hens had seen this pig. He looked at the small remains of a flinch and then looked undecidedly at Pigling. You may sleep on the rug, Said Mr. Peter Thomas Piperson. Pigling Bland slept like a top. In the morning, Mr. Piperson made more porridge. The weather was warmer. He looked to see how much meal was left in the chest and seemed dissatisfied. You'll likely be moving on again, Said he to Pigling Bland. Before Pigling could reply, A neighbor, Who was giving Mr. Piperson and the hens a lift, Whistled from the gate. Mr. Piperson hurried out with the hamper, Enjoining Pigling to shut the door behind him and not meddle with Knot. Or I'll come back and skinny, Said Mr. Piperson. It crossed Pigling's mind that if he had asked for a lift too, He might still have been in time for market. But he distrusted Peter Thomas. After finishing breakfast at his leisure, Pigling had a look around the cottage. Everything was locked up. He found some potato peelings in a bucket in the back kitchen. Pigling ate the peel and washed up the porridge plates in the bucket. He sang while he worked. Tom with his pipe made such a noise. He called up all the girls and boys, And they all ran to hear him play, Over the hills and far away. Suddenly, A little smothered voice chimed in. Over the hills and a great way off, The wind shall blow my top knot off. Pigling Bland put down the plate which he was wiping and listened. After a long pause, Pigling went on tiptoe and peeped around the door into the front kitchen. There was nobody there. After another pause, Pigling approached the door of the locked cupboard and snuffed at the keyhole. After another long pause, Pigling pushed a peppermint under the door. It was sucked in immediately. In the course of the day, Pigling pushed in all the remaining six peppermints. When Mr. Piperson returned, He found Pigling sitting before the fire. He had brushed up the hearth and put on the pot to boil. The meal was not get-edible. Mr. Piperson was very affable. He slapped Pigling on the back, Made lots of porridge, And forgot to lock the meal chest. He did lock the cupboard door, But without properly shutting it. He went to bed early and told Pigling upon no account to disturb him next day before twelve o'clock. Pigling Bland sat by the fire, Eating his supper. All at once at his elbow, A little voice spoke. My name is Pigwig. Make me more porridge, Please. Pigling Bland jumped and looked around. A perfectly lovely little black Berkshire pig stood smiling beside him. He had twinkly little screwed-up eyes, A double chin, And a short turned-up nose. She pointed at Pigling's plate. He hastily gave it to her and fled to the meal chest. How did you come here? Asked Pigling Bland. Stolen, Replied Pigwig, With her mouth full. Pigling helped himself to meal without scruple. What for? Bacon, Hams, Replied Pigwig cheerfully. Why on earth don't you run away, Exclaimed the horrified Pigling. I shall after supper, Said Pigwig decidedly. Pigling Bland made more porridge and watched her shyly. She finished a second plate, Got up, And looked about her, As though she were going to start. You can't go in the dark, Said Pigling Bland. Pigwig looked anxious. Do you know your way by daylight? I know we can see this little white house from the hills across the river. Which way are you going, Mr. Pig? To market. I have two pig papers. I might take you to the bridge if you have no objection, Said Pigling, Much confused, And sitting on the edge of his coffee stool. Pigwig's gratitude was such, And she asked so many questions that it became embarrassing to Pigling Bland. He was obliged to shut his eyes and pretend to sleep. She became quiet, And there was a smell of peppermint. I thought you had eaten them, Said Pigling, Waking suddenly. Only the corners, Replied Pigwig, Studying the sentiments with much interest by the firelight. I wish you wouldn't. He might smell them through the ceiling, Said the alarmed Pigling. Pigwig put back the sticky peppermints into her pocket. Sing something, She demanded. I'm sorry. I have a toothache, Said Pigling, Much dismayed. Then I will sing, Replied Pigwig. You will not mind if I say, Itty, Titty, Titty. I have forgotten some of the words. Pigling Bland made no objection. He sat with his eyes half shut and watched her. She wagged her head and rocked about, Clapping time and singing in a sweet little grunty voice. A funny old mother pig lived in a stye, And three little piggies had she. To itty, Itty, Itty, Oomph, Oomph, Oomph, And the little pig said wee, Wee. She sang successfully through three or four verses. Only at every verse her head nodded a little lower, And a little twinkly eyes closed up. Those three little piggies grew peaky and lean, And lean they might very well be. For somehow they couldn't say oomph, Oomph, Oomph, And they wouldn't say wee, Wee, Wee. For somehow they couldn't say. Pigwig's head bobbed lower and lower until she rolled over a little round ball, Fast asleep on the hearth rug. Pigling bland on tiptoe covered her up with a blanket. He was afraid to go to sleep himself. For the rest of the night he sat listening to the chirping of the crickets and the snores of Mr. Piperson overhead. Early in the morning, Between dark and daylight, Pigling tied up his little bundle and woke up Pigwig. She was excited and half frightened. But it's dark. How can we find our way? The cock is crowed. We must start before the hens come out. They might shout to Mr. Piperson. Pigwig sat down again and commenced to cry. Come away, Pigwig. We can see when we get used to it. Come. I can hear them clucking. Pigling had never said shh to a hen in his life, Being peaceable. Also he remembered the hamper. He opened the house door quietly and shutted after them. There was no garden. The neighborhood of Mr. Piperson was all scratched up by fowls. They slipped away hand in hand across an untidy field to the road. The sun rose while they were crossing the moor, The dazzle of light over the tops of the hills. The sunshine crept down the slopes into the peaceful green valleys where little white cottages nestled in gardens and orchards. That's Westmoreland, Said Pigwig. She dropped Pigling's hand and commenced to dance, Singing. Tom Tom the Piper's son stole a pig and he ran away. But all the tune that he could play was, Over the hills and far away. Come, Pigwig. We must get to the bridge before folks start stirring. Why do you want to go to market, Pigling? Inquired Pigwig presently. I don't want. I want to grow potatoes. Have a peppermint? Said Pigwig. Pigling bland refused quite crossly. Does your poor toothy hurt? Inquired Pigwig. Pigling bland grunted. Pigwig ate the peppermint herself and followed the opposite side of the road. Pigwig, Keep under the wall. There's a man plowing. They hurried downhill towards the county boundary. Suddenly Pigling stopped. He heard wheels. Slowly jogging up the road below them came a tradesman's cart. The reins flapped on the horse's back. The grocer was reading a newspaper. Take that peppermint out of your mouth, Pigwig. We may have to run. Don't say one word. Leave it to me and in sight of the bridge, Said poor Pigling nearly crying. He began to walk frightfully lame holding Pigwig's arm. The grocer, Intent upon his newspaper, Might have passed them if his horse had not shried and snorted. He pulled the cart crossways and held down his whip. Hello! Where are you going to? Pigling bland stared at him vacantly. Are you deaf? Are you going to market? Pigling nodded slowly. I thought as much. It was yesterday. Show me your license. Pigling stared at the off-hind shoe of the grocer's horse which had picked up a stone. The grocer flicked his whip. Papers! Pig license! Pigling fumbled in all his pockets and handed up the papers. The grocer read them but still seemed dissatisfied. This here pig's a young lady. Is her name Alexander? Pigwig opened her mouth and shut it again. Pigling coughed asthmatically. The grocer ran his finger down the advertisement column of his newspaper. Lost, Stolen or strayed, Tens, Reward. He looked suspiciously at Pigwig. Then he stood up in the trap and whistled for the plowman. You wait here while I drive on and speak to him, Said the grocer, Gathering up the reins. He knew that pigs are slippery, But surely such a very lame pig could never run. Not yet, Pigwig. He will look back. The grocer did so. He saw the two pigs stuck still in the middle of the road. Then he looked over the horse's heels. It was lame also. The stone took some time to knock out. After he got to the plowman. Now, Pigwig, Now, Said Pigling bland. Never did any pigs run as these pigs ran. They raced and squealed and pelted down the long white hill towards the bridge. Little fat Pigwig's petticoats fluttered and her feet went pitter patter, Pitter patter as she bounded and jumped. They ran and they ran and they ran down the hill and across a short cut on level green turf at the bottom between pebble beds and rushes. They came to the river. They came to the bridge. They crossed it hand in hand. Then over the hills and far away, She danced with Pigling bland. The End