Are you ready to meditate with Kari?
Try and be still so that you can relax your body.
Get all of your covers just right,
The light in your room just right so that you are comfortable and ready to relax.
Heidi,
Cherry and Veya were having a girls night.
Once a month they had a girls night.
It was like a spa date where they would put face masks on and do their nails and condition their fur and take care of all of the things that they needed to do to feel glorious and princess like.
They would watch girly movies together and just chill out with popcorn and good snacks and all of that fun stuff.
Heidi was not very happy.
Her and Lincoln had decided to end their relationship.
Heidi had been going out with Lincoln for quite some time,
A long time now.
They got on really well together.
But Heidi was talking to the cats,
Her sisters,
Telling them what happened.
Heidi said,
Well you know sometimes a relationship just doesn't work out and there doesn't have to be a really big reason.
I just felt like I was growing apart and Lincoln did too and therefore we decided to just be friends.
It's not the end of the world but I'm a little bit sad.
They said,
Oh Heidi me feel sad for you because I did like Lincoln.
He was very nice but I understand what you mean.
If you're growing apart and there's no spark there anymore then you might as well just be friends.
Cherry said,
Well you know me personally I'm really going to miss his pecs because he had such awesome cat pecs,
All that crossfit work he did to make his pecs that delicious.
You know he was very very nice to look at.
He was a very healthy,
Attractive cat but I understand.
Heidi you know if you're not compatible you're not compatible and you know why be in a relationship if it doesn't work.
Life's too short.
You might as well just meet someone else.
I have an idea.
I have an awesome idea.
You know there was one time where Corrie did this workshop and it was all about making vision boards.
Do you all know what a vision board is?
Heidi said,
I think so.
Bea said,
Yeah me too.
Cherry said,
Let's do it,
Let's do it.
Let's gather up all the magazines in the house and some scissors and like some big white board and we'll all have a white board each and we'll make a vision board.
We'll make a vision board that shows us exactly what we want from the perfect relationship.
I think it's an awesome idea because you know the only way that the universe knows what you want is if you tell it.
So you have to tell the universe what you want.
You have to put it out there to the world and say you know I'd like to meet a cat that has really nice eyebrows.
If that's something you want.
Both Heidi and Bea started laughing.
What?
I like nice eyebrows.
That's definitely going to be on my vision board.
The cats all got the magazines collected from around the house so that they could cut out pictures of like the perfect looking cat or the perfect date that they would go on or possibly the perfect outfit that they would wear or he would wear.
Things like that.
They had such a good time.
They had the music playing on in the background.
Bea was looking for cats that looked just like Prince Charming.
Cherry said Bea tell me what you want.
Bea said me.
Me wants the perfect partner to look like Prince Charming to possibly wear Prince clothes like I wear princess clothes.
He could wear Prince like clothes.
Heidi said what a Prince clothes.
Bea said well just something very smart shiny shiny black shoes and possibly like maybe a uniform.
I do like a uniform.
I think cats look very smart when they wear a uniform.
Cherry said what kind of uniform do you like like firemen uniforms or do you like like you know like policemen uniforms or would you prefer like a uniform when someone works at the cinema something like that kind of uniform.
Bea said just like a Prince uniform.
That's all I can think of really.
Just shiny shoes maybe a shiny belt and maybe a nice white collar something like that.
Cherry said Heidi if you're really thinking about it now that you've been in this relationship with Lincoln I'm sure you've found what you like and what you don't like in a relationship what you would go for again and what you would definitely say no like this is a red flag.
No way Jose no way am I going out with someone that likes pasta.
Heidi started laughing.
Pasta?
Cherry said yeah I'm really not into pasta and I don't think I'd like a cat that wants to eat pasta all the time.
You know if you go on a date and all they want to do is eat pasta and you really don't like pasta how's that going to work.
So yeah my cat has to have nice eyebrows he has to not like pasta he has to maybe be like a tabby because I like stripes I think they're very very attractive.
He has to be protective and he has to like really want to be with me because I don't want a cat that doesn't really want to be with me.
Who would want a boyfriend that doesn't really want to be with you and you have to call him all the time and make him want to be with you.
I want a cat that really wants to be with me that says nice things to me every day that treats me with respect that does fun things they have to be very active.
I need to find a picture if anybody finds a picture of a cat bungee jumping let me know because I need that on my vision board.
Heidi said hmm I think I like kind cats that's definitely a must for me.
And a red flag would be a cat that's very aggressive I don't like angry cats.
Bea said hmm me too good point I want a gentle prince a nice gentle kind prince that loves me very much.
Cherry said yeah Bea don't we all.
Well actually no we don't I don't want a prince I'd rather have some like surfer or somebody that like you know loves adrenaline rushes that likes to do bungee jumps or that likes to jump out of airplanes or that likes to swim with sharks or that likes to do like you know really like snowboarding something energetic.
I like cats that are energetic I really don't like cats that just want to stay home and drink cocoa even though I do like that very much but you know not very often I'd rather drink cocoa with you girls I don't really want to drink cocoa with my boyfriend I want to go out and do adventurous stuff go hiking you know like climb Mount Everest or something something active something fun that's what I want if anybody finds a cat climbing Mount Everest in the magazine let me know because I need that on my vision board.
Heidi said I need a love heart if anybody finds a love heart I need a love heart because I think love is very important in a relationship I think you have to love each other not just like each other I think you have to love each other.
Bea said me definitely wants love me wants love and romance and I want to dance I'd like a cat that likes to dance possibly the walls or maybe the the the what's the Charleston I like active dancing and I like also disco dancing but I do like to slow dance because slow dancing makes princess dresses look very very pretty you know when they spin out really big and wide it makes it look so nice and then he'd have to look nice he'd have to wear a very nice very nice suit and and and yeah oh you know a pop if anybody finds a picture of cats ballroom dancing I'd like that on my vision board.
The cats found all sorts of different pictures and they used glue and they stuck them on their whiteboard and they wrote statements next to him like Heidi wrote love is everything next to one of the love arts.
Cherry wrote just do it on her vision board because she wants you know an adrenaline junkie and then they are sad treat me like a princess on her vision board.
The cats had a lot of fun they took the face masks off all of the claws were polished they were very relaxed they'd spent all night manifesting the perfect boyfriend they stuck the vision boards up on the wall in their bedroom so that they could look at them every day and remind themselves of what they wanted and every time they looked at the vision boards they were telling the universe exactly what they needed.
After a while they got comfy and snuggled down into bed together.
Cherry said you know love is everything you're right Heidi I think I would like to be in love I bet it's really nice you know really nice having someone by your side all the time to do things with you things that you like to do together I think it's very important and also someone's special than you two because I know I love you two you're my sisters but I don't want to go out with a boyfriend that reminds me of my sisters I want to go out with a boyfriend that makes me feel very alive and different and in love because you know it's different kind of love isn't it I mean I love you I love I love mum and dad I love you know friends and that's one type of love but there's a different type of love there's a love that makes you have like sparkles in your eyes and and makes your heart jump out of your chest and makes your tummy have butterflies in it that go crazy every time you see them that makes it hard to swallow that makes it so you say silly things when you're with them because you're so nervous because you really like them that much that they make you like say silly things you know and you afterwards you're like oh no why did I say that feel so silly oh no can't believe I just said that I bet he thinks I'm a right wally oh no you know when they do that to you I love it makes it so exciting and it makes it so like I'm alive I'm alive Heidi said okay it's time for sleep calm yourself down cherry cherry said I know I can't help it I'm just really excited now about getting a boyfriend I really would like a boyfriend do you think this manifesting stuff this vision board stuff's gonna work really quickly do you think we might all have boyfriends by tomorrow morning do you think the mailman or like the Amazon guy will just deliver them in the mail and they were being born there you go there's your boyfriend cherry there's your perfect match there there's your prince and Heidi here you go your absolute perfect match somebody that likes maths somebody that's very boring Heidi said hey cherry went just kidding just kidding but you know what I mean I won't want your boyfriend that's why I did my vision book so I want my boyfriend anyway I'm tired I'm gonna sleep cherry was out just like that asleep Heidi took a few more minutes to get to sleep and Vaya was sound asleep they were all dreaming about their possible new perfect boyfriends we'll have to see if they turn up won't we?
The end.
