Are you ready to meditate with Cori?
Climb up into your bed and get super,
Super comfortable.
Make sure that everything is just right in your room.
The lights are just right.
You're wearing your cozy,
Comfy pajamas and all is well in the world so that you can relax your body and let go of your busy,
Busy day.
Inside of the cutest,
Most prettiest forest,
Far,
Far away,
In a place called Whidbey River,
There was a very unusual,
Special,
Funny,
Intelligent fairy.
This fairy had some serious magical powers.
And this story is all about the adventures of that particular fairy.
Her name was Ellie Belly Bubblebutt.
Yes,
Ellie Belly Bubblebutt.
Quite a weird name for a fairy,
But as I tell you the story,
It'll all start to fall into place.
When Ellie Belly Bubblebutt was born,
When she was the most tiniest little fairy in the entire world,
Only as big as your thumbnail,
She was cute as a button with the biggest,
Bluest ocean eyes you've ever,
Ever seen.
She came out talking and laughing and smiling,
Basically.
She was so cute.
But from day one,
Her bubblebutt did nothing but bubble.
In other words,
This fairy was a bit of a toot monster.
Oh,
My goodness,
Could this fairy toot.
She was known far and wide for her toots,
But luckily,
In a positive way.
And I'm getting ahead of myself here,
So I best slow down a little bit.
As I said,
Ellie Belly Bubblebutt was born with the biggest blue eyes and the cutest little button nose and the biggest,
Biggest,
Gorgeous smile ever.
She literally started to do some serious toots from day one.
Her fairy parents just thought she was very gassy,
You know,
Had tummy aches.
Maybe it was her digestive system.
Maybe it was the milk that she was being given.
Maybe it was the special fruits from the trees that she was given that just didn't suit her tummy.
Whidbey River was right next to the gorgeousest,
Most beautiful forest in the entire world.
And in that forest,
There was every single type of fruit tree.
If you could think it,
It lived there.
And Ellie Belly Bubblebutt was especially fond of fruit.
But when she was a baby,
She had the toots so much that her mom and her dad went through every different type of thing that she was eating to try and figure out what these toots were for and why they were so bad and where they were coming from.
Hence,
She got her name,
Ellie Belly Bubblebutt.
Bubblebutt,
You know,
As in it blows bubbles.
But that isn't the best part of the story.
Ellie Belly Bubblebutt,
As she got older,
Discovered that her toots were not only just toots.
Oh,
Ellie's tooted again,
Was the most commonly said thing in the village.
Oh,
Gosh,
Ellie,
Stop tooting,
They would all say in school.
And she'd just giggle and laugh.
Toots were just a part of who she was.
But it wasn't till she got to be eight years old did those toots really show their true colors.
At eight years old,
Ellie Belly Bubblebutt,
The fairy,
Found out that her toots had magical powers.
Duh,
Duh,
Duh.
Shall I tell you the story of how we discovered that Ellie Belly Bubblebutt had magical powers with her toots?
Okay,
Okay,
I'll tell you.
One day,
At Whippy River,
Ellie was playing in the trees with all of her friends.
One of her friends happened to slide out of one of the tall branches,
Do a big belly flip and then land on the ground on her back,
Completely winded.
This is unusual for fairies because fairies can normally fly very easily.
But the fall took her friend by surprise.
She didn't even think to use her little fairy wings.
She just went,
Eh,
Plop,
And landed on the floor underneath the tree.
Ellie Belly Bubblebutt was the first one to fly down to her friend.
Her friend looked as if she was unconscious.
She was just laid there with her tongue hanging out.
At first,
Ellie,
Who has a very weird sense of humor,
Thought it was funny.
But then she realized that she wasn't supposed to be laughing at her friend laying there with her tongue hanging out,
And actually,
It could be quite serious.
Since Ellie liked to laugh a lot,
And she was always a prankster and a joker,
And she was very,
Very funny,
She ended up saying,
Nothing.
Nothing.
Ellie couldn't think of anything to say.
Did she shake her friend?
Did she shout,
Wake up,
Wake up?
Did she shout for someone to come and help?
She froze.
And in that moment of freezing,
Ellie did the biggest toot,
The biggest,
Loudest toot.
Toot.
Toot.
Toot.
Toot.
Seemed to go on,
This toot,
Forever and ever and ever.
By now,
There was a few fairies all flying around Ellie tooting,
And the friend on the ground with the tongue hanging out.
The friend on the ground with the tongue hanging out was called Bella.
Everyone was just watching in amazement.
Firstly,
It was a very strange time to pick to toot.
You know,
Your friend Bella is laying there with her tongue hanging out,
Could possibly have a concussion or something,
And you choose to toot?
Ellie,
At first,
Looked a little bit surprised with what her body was choosing to do.
But then,
This is where the magic happened.
Not only did she toot the longest,
Loudest toot she's ever tooted in years so far,
Now she was eight,
You know what happened?
The toot actually flew out of her bum with glitter.
I'm not kidding you.
I am not kidding you.
The biggest poof of glitter flew out of Ellie Belly's bubble butts,
But as she tooted.
So now,
There was this loud,
Loud toot going on in the forest with a big poof ball of glitter.
The glitter landed all over Bella.
Ellie Belly Bubble Butts Glitter Bella opened her eyes as if she was just like Sleeping Beauty that had been kissed by a prince and she'd been asleep for a thousand years.
The little fairy looked around and then she got up and then she brushed the glitter off her body,
Flapped her wings,
And flew a few inches off the ground as if she was checking to make sure everything was working.
And everything was working perfectly.
Everybody gasped.
They thought poor Bella was at the end of it.
You know,
She was probably croaking it.
She was probably snuffing it.
She was probably gone.
Sounds very dramatic.
Really,
All she did was fall out of a tree.
But they were all pretty worried,
Especially with her tongue hanging out like that.
No need to worry,
Though.
Ellie Belly Bubble Butt,
On her eighth year,
Decided that her whole life of tooting had now come to completion.
In a sense that she was just building up to be the most magical fairy of all the lands.
Her toots had healing powers.
OMG,
How cool is that?
Ellie Belly Bubble Butt,
From that day forward,
Was known as The Healer.
Ellie Belly Bubble Butt,
The Healer.
I am not kidding you.
The adventures that Ellie Belly Bubble Butt got into from that day forth.
I have so many stories to tell you.
So many adventures.
You will not believe it.
She was known far and wide,
Which means all the different pixies,
The different elves,
The different fairies from all the different rivers and forests close by would travel to Whidbey River to the particular tree in the forest where Ellie Belly Bubble Butt lived with her mum and her dad and her soon-to-be little brother.
I wonder what her little brother and what his magical powers would be.
But until then,
These stories are going to be all about Ellie Belly Bubble Butt and how she heals with her toots and of course the dramatic puffball of glitter.
Every time she healed,
It was a magical toot because of the puffball of glitter.
Sometimes she would still regularly just toot and everybody would say,
Stop tooting!
You're so tooty!
But most of the time they treasured those healing toots.
For now,
That's all I'm going to tell you.
But just know that this is part one of the special magical fairy,
Ellie Belly Bubble Butt and her magical toots.
Now,
If you haven't done so already,
Close your eyes.
Go to sleep,
You little monster.
It's time for bed.
The end.
