Affirmations For Job Interview (Satire)

If you're facing an upcoming job interview or just need to be reminded that you're awesome, this short, satirical affirmation track is for you, even if you're not usually a fan of affirmations. It's meant to make you laugh but also to help you feel confident in yourself.

Reviews

This was AWESOME!!!
Absolutely Awesome, I'd even go so far to say... it's like the enlightened highest potential of awesome. Like, if that feeling after an intense hot yoga where I realise I shouldn't have had that extra shot in my sbux and I get all woozy and everything fades out when i stand back up after putting on my faux fur ugg boots... and Nirvana (not the band) like, if those two hit it off at the club one night... nine months later, they'd name it AWESOME!!!
And I tooooootaly know it now!!!

Well that's certainly put me in a light and happy frame of mind for my interview today. Thank you!

Funny and a confidence booster!
Thank you. Have an awesome day!
🍀☀️🙏🏾😄

Fun and relaxing…just what I needed. You are awesome! 😉

I love that the universe served me up exactly the pre interview meditation I didn't know I needed. But it indeed was exactly what I needed, and was also as awesome as I am

About to do an interview in 2 minutes by phone thank you I’m ready

Hilarious and definitely taking the edge off for my big job interview tomorrow 🤣

I giggled so much throughout this, it was just what I needed to get that anxiety out! If I'll giggle during the interview remembering this, it will be all your fault 😆❤️🙏🏻

I needed this for todays interview for a big girl job (leadership). The quirk in me honors the quirk in you. Namaste.

Remember You Are Awesome 😆

Thank you, sometimes ridiculousness is just the tonic

Love it, love it, love it!! Perfect upbeat words for an injection of awesomeness. Thank you 🙏💕🙏

It was awesome! And I will refer to it prior to my interview.

A good laugh really shakes out the nerves. Thanks for the awesome laugh, it worked.

Burst out laughing. Definitely helped with the nerves. Thank you.

I was going to leave an awesome comment about how awesome these affirmations were, but someone just called and asked me if I could share my awesomeness with them. Of course I agreed, because I'm just awesome that way. And don't I know it!

Ehhmmm.. Awesome!! (An awesome voice inside of me tells me that I am not the only awesome person giving this reply... 🙃)

I love this...it was so funny and it caught me off guard even though I read that it is funny.

That was awesome. 😂 om 😂 om 😂 I am awesome, and so are you. Thank you for that!

You make me laugh ! I have 3 job interviews this week for 3 different companies, so thanj you, I ll listen to this satire many times this week !
Loved it 😇🙏😁👍💚💛

Really great. Made me laugh in the midst of my anxiety so thank you 😁