
Dickens' A Christmas Carol, Stave 5: The End Of It
by Mandy Sutter
Charles Dickens's Christmas classic about wealth, poverty, and generosity of spirit probably needs no introduction, so just relax and enjoy the final part of this new version, abridged especially for Insight Timer by our very own Mandy Sutter. In Stave Five, Scrooge wakes up in his bed. His joy knows no bounds. He is determined that from this day onwards, he will live the best life he can and honor the spirit of Christmas, not just on the day itself but on all the days of all the years that are left to him. Music by William King.
Transcript
Hello,
It's Mandy here and welcome back to Dickens' A Christmas Carol and we're going to be listening to the final instalment tonight,
Stave 5,
Which I think you're going to enjoy.
It's quite a short stave and brings the story to a very satisfactory conclusion.
Just a word or two about the Christmas Carol,
It proved immediately extremely popular and it literally has never been out of publication ever since he wrote it,
Which is quite extraordinary.
And as I mentioned in the introduction to Stave 4,
It was extremely influential in changing people's minds about Christmas and establishing it as a time of goodwill to all men,
Something that we perhaps take for granted nowadays.
Anyway,
Before I begin reading,
Please go right ahead and make yourself really comfortable,
Sinking down onto whatever surface you happen to be sitting or lying on,
Relaxing your hands,
Relaxing your shoulders,
Relaxing your jaw and perhaps just gently closing your eyes.
That's great.
Then I'll begin.
Stave 5,
The end of it.
Yes,
And the bedpost was his own.
The bed was his own.
The room was his own.
The best and happiest of all.
The time before him was his own.
To make amends in.
I will live in the past,
The present and the future,
Scrooge repeated as he scrambled out of bed.
The spirits of all three shall strive within me.
Oh,
Jacob Marley,
Heaven and the Christmastime,
Be praised for this.
I say it on my knees,
Old Jacob,
On my knees.
He was so fluttered and so glowing with his good intentions that his broken voice would scarcely answer to his call.
He had been sobbing violently in his conflict with the spirit and his face was wet with tears.
They are not torn down,
Cried Scrooge,
Folding one of his bed curtains in his arms.
They are not torn down,
Rings and all.
They are here.
I am here.
The shadows of the things that would have been may be dispelled.
They will be.
I know they will.
His hands were busy with his garments all this time,
Turning them inside out,
Putting them on upside down,
Tearing them,
Mislaying them,
Making them parties to every kind of extravagance.
I don't know what to do,
Cried Scrooge,
Laughing and crying in the same breath and making a perfect leo koan of himself with his stockings.
I am as light as a feather.
I am as happy as an angel.
I am as merry as a schoolboy.
I am as giddy as a drunken man.
A merry Christmas to everybody.
A happy new year to all the world.
Hello here.
Whoop.
Hello.
He had frisked into the sitting room and was now standing there,
Completely winded.
There's the saucepan that the gruel was in,
He cried,
Starting off again and going round the fireplace.
There's the door by which the ghost of Jacob Marley entered.
There's the corner where the ghost of Christmas presents sat.
There's the window where I saw the wandering spirits.
It's all right.
It's all true.
It all happened.
Ha ha.
And he laughed.
And really,
For a man who had been out of practice for so many years,
It was a splendid laugh.
A most illustrious laugh.
The father of a long,
Long line of brilliant laughs.
I don't know what day of the month it is,
Said Scrooge.
I don't know how long I've been among the spirits.
I don't know anything.
I'm quite a baby.
Never mind.
I don't care.
I'd rather be a baby.
Hello.
Whoop.
Hello there.
He was checked in his transports by the churches ringing out the lustiest peals he had ever heard.
Clash,
Clang,
Hammer,
Ding,
Dong,
Bell.
Bell,
Dong,
Ding,
Hammer,
Clang,
Clash.
Oh,
Glorious,
Glorious.
Running to the window,
He opened it and put out his head.
No fog,
No mist.
Clear,
Bright,
Jovial,
Stirring.
Cold,
Cold,
Piping for the blood to dance to.
Golden sunlight,
Heavenly sky,
Sweet,
Fresh air,
Merry bells.
Oh,
Glorious,
Glorious.
What's today,
Cried Scrooge,
Calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes,
Who perhaps had loitered in to look about him.
Eh,
Returned the boy,
With all his might of wonder.
What's today,
My fine fellow,
Said Scrooge.
Today,
Replied the boy.
Why,
Christmas Day.
It's Christmas Day,
Said Scrooge to himself.
I haven't missed it.
The spirits have done it all in one night.
They can do anything they like.
Of course they can.
Of course they can.
Hello,
My fine fellow.
Hello,
Returned the boy.
Do you know the poulterers in the next street but one at the corner,
Scrooge inquired.
I should hope I did,
Replied the lad.
An intelligent boy,
Said Scrooge.
A remarkable boy.
Do you know whether they've sold the prized turkey that was hanging up there?
Not the little prized turkey,
The big one.
What,
The one as big as me,
Returned the boy.
What a delightful boy,
Said Scrooge.
It's a pleasure to talk to him.
Yes,
My buck.
It's hanging there now,
Replied the boy.
Is it,
Said Scrooge.
Go and buy it.
Whoa,
Exclaimed the boy.
No,
No,
Said Scrooge.
I'm in earnest.
Go and buy it and tell them to bring it here,
That I may give them the direction where to take it.
Come back with the man and I'll give you a shilling.
Come back with him in less than five minutes and I'll give you half a crown.
The boy was off like a shot.
He must have had a steady hand at a trigger.
Who could have got a shot off half so fast?
I'll send it to Bob Cratchit's,
Whispered Scrooge,
Rubbing his hands and splitting with a laugh.
He shan't know who sent it.
It's twice the size of Tiny Tim.
Joe Miller never made such a joke as sending it to Bob's will be.
The hand in which he wrote the address was not a steady one,
But write it he did somehow,
And went downstairs to open the street door,
Ready for the coming of the poulterer's man.
As he stood there,
Waiting his arrival,
The knocker caught his eye.
I shall love it as long as I live,
He cried,
Patting it with his hand.
I scarcely ever looked at it before.
What an honest expression it has in its face.
It's a wonderful knocker.
Here's the turkey.
Hello.
Whoop.
How are you?
Merry Christmas.
It was a turkey.
He could never have stood upon his legs,
That bird.
He would have snapped them off short in a minute,
Like sticks of ceiling wax.
Why,
It's impossible to carry that to Camden Town,
Said Scrooge.
You must have a cab.
The chuckle with which he said this,
And the chuckle with which he paid for the turkey,
And the chuckle with which he paid for the cab,
And the chuckle with which he recompensed the boy,
Were only to be exceeded by the chuckle with which he sat down,
Breathless in his chair again,
And chuckled till he cried.
Shaving was not an easy task,
For his hand continued to shake very much,
And shaving requires attention,
Even when you don't dance while you're at it.
But if he had cut the end of his nose off,
He would have put a piece of sticking plaster over it,
And been quite satisfied.
He dressed himself all in his best,
And at last got out into the streets.
The people were by this time pouring forth,
And walking with his hands behind him,
Scrooge regarded every one with a delighted smile.
He looked so irresistibly pleasant,
In a word,
That three or four good-humoured fellows said,
Good morning,
Sir,
And Merry Christmas to you.
And Scrooge said often,
Afterwards,
That of all the blithe sounds he had ever heard,
Those were the blithest in his ears.
He had not gone far,
When,
Coming on towards him,
He beheld the portly gentleman who had walked into his couching house the day before,
And said,
Scrooge and Marley's,
I believe.
It sent a pang across his heart to think how this old gentleman would look upon him when they met.
But he knew what path lay straight before him,
And he took it.
My dear sir,
He said,
Quickening his pace,
And taking the old gentleman by both his hands,
I hope you succeeded yesterday.
It was very kind of you,
And Merry Christmas to you,
Sir.
Mr.
Scrooge?
Yes,
Said Scrooge,
That is my name,
And I fear it may not be pleasant to you.
Allow me to ask your pardon,
And will you have the goodness?
Here Scrooge whispered in his ear.
Lord bless me,
Cried the gentleman,
As if his breath were taken away.
My dear Mr.
Scrooge,
Are you serious?
If you please,
Said Scrooge,
Not a farthing less.
A great many back payments are included in it,
I assure you.
Will you do me that favour?
Sir,
Said the other,
Shaking hands with him,
I don't know what to say to such munificence.
Don't say anything,
Please,
Retorted Scrooge.
Come and see me.
Will you come and see me?
I will,
Cried the old gentleman,
And it was clear he meant to do it.
Thank ye,
Said Scrooge.
I am much obliged to you.
I thank you fifty times.
Bless you.
He went to church,
And walked about the streets,
And watched the people hurrying to and fro.
He patted children on the head.
He questioned beggars,
And looked down into the kitchens of houses,
And up to the windows,
And found that everything could yield him pleasure.
He had never dreamed that any walk,
That anything,
Could give him so much happiness.
In the afternoon,
He turned his steps towards his nephew's house.
He passed the door a dozen times,
Before he had the courage to go up and knock.
But he made a dash,
And he did it.
But he made a dash,
And he did it.
Is your master at home,
My dear?
Said Scrooge to the girl.
Nice girl,
Very.
Yes,
Sir.
Where is he,
My love?
Said Scrooge.
He's in the dining room,
Sir,
Along with mistress.
I'll show you upstairs,
If you please.
Said Scrooge,
With his hand already on the dining room lock.
I'll go in here,
My dear.
He turned it gently,
And sidled his face in round the door.
They were looking at the table,
Which was spread out in great array,
For these young housekeepers are always nervous on such points,
And they like to see that everything is right.
Fred,
Said Scrooge.
Dear heart alive,
How his niece by marriage started!
Scrooge had forgotten,
For the moment,
About her sitting in the corner with the footstool,
Or he wouldn't have done it on any account.
Why,
Bless my soul!
Cried Fred.
Will you let me in,
Fred?
Let him in.
It is a mercy he didn't shake his arm off.
He was at home in five minutes.
Nothing could be heartier.
His niece looked just the same.
So did Topper,
When he came.
So did the plump sister,
When she came.
And so did everyone,
When they came.
Wonderful party,
Wonderful games,
Wonderful unanimity,
Wonderful happiness.
But he was early at the office,
Next morning.
Oh,
He was early there.
If he could only be there first,
And catch Bob Cratchit coming in late.
That was the thing he had set his heart upon.
And he did it.
Yes,
He did.
The clock struck nine.
No Bob.
A quarter past.
No Bob.
He was full eighteen minutes and a half behind his time.
Scrooge sat with his door wide open,
That he might see him come into the cell.
His hat was off before he opened the door.
His comforter,
Too.
He was on his stool in a jiffy,
Driving away with his pen,
As if he were trying to overtake nine o'clock.
Hello,
Growled Scrooge,
In his accustomed voice,
As near as he could feign it.
What do you mean by coming here at this time of day?
I am very sorry,
Sir,
Said Bob.
I am behind my time.
You are,
Repeated Scrooge.
Yes,
I think you are.
Step this way,
Sir,
If you please.
It's only once a year,
Sir,
Pleaded Bob,
A period of time.
It's only once a year,
Sir,
Pleaded Bob,
Appearing from his cell.
It shall not be repeated.
I was making rather merry yesterday,
Sir.
Now,
I'll tell you what,
My friend,
Said Scrooge.
I am not going to stand this sort of thing any longer.
And therefore,
He continued,
Leaping from his stool and giving Bob such a dig in the waistcoat that he staggered back into his office again.
And therefore,
I'm about to raise your salary.
Bob trembled and got a little nearer to the ruler.
He had a momentary idea of knocking Scrooge down with it,
Holding him and calling to the people in the court for help and a straitjacket.
A merry Christmas,
Bob,
Said Scrooge,
With an earnestness that could not be mistaken.
He clapped him on the back.
A merrier Christmas,
Bob,
My good fellow,
Than I have given you for many a year.
I'll raise your salary and endeavour to assist your struggling family,
And we will discuss your affairs this very afternoon over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop,
Bob.
Make up the fires and buy another coal scuttle before you dot another I,
Bob Cratchit.
Scrooge was better than his word.
He did it all and infinitely more,
And to tiny Tim,
Who did not die,
He was a second father.
He became as good a friend,
As good a master,
And as good a man as the good old city knew,
Or any other good old city,
Town,
Or borough in the good old world.
Some people laughed to see the alteration in him,
But he let them laugh,
For he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe for good,
At which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset.
And knowing that such as these would be blind anyway,
He thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins as half the malady in less attractive forms.
His own heart laughed and that was quite enough for him.
He had no further dealings with spirits,
And it was always said of him that he knew how to keep Christmas well,
If any man alive possessed that knowledge.
May that truly be said of us and all of us.
And so,
As tiny Tim observed,
God bless us,
Everyone.
5.0 (17)
Recent Reviews
JZ
April 6, 2025
Oh, I just love this final Stave. It can stand alone as a reminder at any time of the year. Brilliant Mandy, thanks so much for sharing this story. Blessings. ❤️
Cindy
December 23, 2024
Sad it’s over. Enjoyed this reading so much! Thank you, Mandy! Merry Christmas to you!!
Becka
December 21, 2024
Wonderful, thank you so much for reading this, Mandy ! Merry Christmas, happy Solstice, happy new year! 🙏🏼❤️
Wendy
December 21, 2024
A wonderful story wonderfully read. I love the background story too. Thank you for your recordings.
