Are you ready to meditate with Kari?
Make sure that you're all snugly and warm and quiet in your bed.
Try and make it so that you can relax your body.
Stop whittling around so that eventually you can fall fast asleep listening to the story.
Cherry woke up in the middle of the night,
Sat up in bed and shook Heidi and Vea wide awake.
OMG guys OMG,
She said.
I just had this really strange dream.
OMG it was so strange right?
It was so weird.
It was like I was given some kind of down word.
Heidi said,
Cherry are you okay?
Is everything alright?
Heidi was still half asleep,
Half awake.
She was worried about Cherry.
Cherry never wakes her up in the middle of the night.
So she thought there was something really wrong.
Cherry said,
Oh sorry Heidi.
I'm so sorry.
So sorry.
I was just so excited guys.
I need to write it down.
I need to do something about it right now.
I needed to share it with you right now because if I don't then I'm going to go back to sleep.
And then it's like one of those dreams when you have a dream and then you go,
Oh I need to remember that in the morning.
And then you get up and you go pee and then you come back to bed and your dream's already gone.
And you're like,
Oh darn it.
I wish I'd have wrote it down.
And I didn't write it down and now I completely forgot and now oh no.
Anyway yes so I was like OMG I have to wake up.
Heidi I have to wake up.
Vea.
Vea said,
Oh my what is it?
What happened?
Was it bad?
Cherry said,
No that's the thing.
Vea you're not going to believe it.
We're going to be famous.
Both Heidi and Vea looked at each other as if to say,
Oh no not again.
Cherry noticed the look on their faces and said,
No listen.
Listen wait.
No listen.
Before you roll your eyes at me.
I had this amazing idea right.
It was amazing.
Right.
So I was sleeping.
Actually I should give you some background.
The other day right I was talking to Billy and he was telling me that he'd been to the cat club.
And you know how we haven't been for ages but when we do go we always have such a good time.
And everyone loves us there and there's cats there.
And I know dogs aren't supposed to go but sometimes there's dogs there.
And I know kids aren't supposed to go but sometimes there's kids there.
Anyway cat club turns out it's more of like a cat crew for like lots of people.
And anyway listen.
So Billy said to me,
Oh gosh you know we were all laughing about you guys the other day.
And I was like what were you laughing at because I'm so funny.
There's so many things that's so funny.
And Billy said,
Yeah right exactly.
Well you know he said he said,
You're so funny because we were all talking about you.
And we were telling like Heidi,
Cherry and Vea stories.
And I said,
Oh Billy they actually have Heidi,
Cherry and Vea stories at the cat club.
And Billy said,
Yeah they do.
They're really funny.
You guys are so funny.
Some of the things you get up to especially you Cherry.
And I was like I know especially me right.
Look no offence Heidi but you know you can be funny but you're not really smart funny.
And Vea you can be funny but like you know you're just fair and you're so like princess funny.
And it's like anyway my point is combination of us three together is going to make us famous.
So that was the background right.
So Billy said that and I got thinking the other day and I was like what could we do.
What could we do that would make it so that we can share this with the world.
Because it's so it's so what would you say.
It's so sad.
That's it.
It's so sad that like only a few people and a few cats and a few dogs that aren't supposed to be in the cat club that come into the cat club.
It's only it's so sad that they are the only ones that get to be like happyfied by our stories.
You know like I think Heidi said is happyfied a word.
Cherry said it is now because it's such a good word to describe us.
We cats right.
We happyfied people.
We make them happy because because we're just like I don't know we're just so awesome.
So that that was what Billy said and then I was like how can we get that to the world.
How can we share it with the world so that the whole world gets to hear Heidi Cherry and Vea stories because you know.
And then like that would make kids happy and it would make adults happy.
Well I don't know about adults because you know I've been hearing right and I don't know why.
But because we've like been hanging out with some of our friends right.
Our boyfriends and our girlfriends not cat friends like like kid friends.
Our kid friends right.
They tell me and I don't know because I think this is really really darn cheeky.
Some of the parents think that my voice is annoying.
Heidi said never.
And then she smirked a little bit and they said oh no Cherry no.
You're so individual.
Cherry said are you guys being sarcastic because this is very serious because I was devastated.
Well I wasn't really because I don't care.
But you know at the same time I did I did carry a little bit.
I was like me.
Mwah.
Mwah.
Me.
They don't like me.
How can they not like me.
I'm awesome.
I'm so funny.
I'm so cute.
I'm so talented.
I'm so like running for president.
How can they not like me.
But then I was thinking you know what that doesn't matter because if the kids like me.
And the kids are happy then they'll like me anyway won't they because it's a win-win situation.
So this is my plan.
Well I didn't have a plan until I went to sleep tonight and then I woke up with a plan that was a download.
And I swear I swear on my little heart my little cat heart I swear that it was a download from God.
From God.
Right.
And listen God likes me because I'm so awesome.
And I said God what you doing here in my dream.
And God said I've come to visit you because you're so awesome.
Heidi and Vea both again shrug their shoulders looking at each other as if to say OK well it's Cherry's dream.
I suppose in Cherry's dream she can have whatever she wants to happen.
But they thought it was probably very unlikely that God would visit Cherry and say you're awesome.
But then Cherry noticed again that Heidi and Vea were looking with a little bit of doubt and a possible little bit of suspicion on the face as if to say I'm not sure about the credibility of this story.
Cherry said OMG I wouldn't have thought it from you two.
You two being my sisters and all my closest support group.
God does love me.
Anyway you know I'm not talking about God like this person in the sky.
I know some people think that but I'm not.
I'm talking about God from like a perspective of like God is like this big hole hole that is like God like the universe the universe.
That's it.
The universe.
The universe came to me and he said hey Cherry you're awesome.
And I said I know I'm trying to sleep.
And Cherry said but you know OK what do you want universe.
And universe said I'm giving you an idea.
The idea is you start a cat club and you share stories about yourself and you share them to the world.
Cherry said that's exactly how he said it.
Universe talks really deep and and like masculine.
So I was like OMG universe.
Do you really mean it.
I know I'm awesome but do you really mean I should do that.
Do you really think I should.
And the universe said yes you should spread the word of Heidi Cherry and Veya all over.
And you should call it cat club.
Then people will be in the club.
They'll be in the cat club and you can share stories with them and children from all over the world can enjoy those stories.
Heidi said wow that sounds like fun.
Veya said oh yes I could tell them about all my different princess dresses and I could tell them about my new shoes I just got last week.
They clump so nice especially on tile and wooden floor.
They clippy cloppy clippy cloppy clippy copy and it's so nice.
It's like someone playing the piano.
Cherry said exactly.
That's why I had to wake you up because I was like OMG we need to start a cat club.
Heidi said how do you see that happening.
What should we do.
Cherry said well right so because we have such fun stories and we get up to so many funny things and I was like OMG.
All we do is just make make stories.
We record the stories right.
And the and the kids that are in the club they get to listen to the stories.
Maybe we can do it every week.
Heidi said oh no that sounds like that sounds like a lot of work.
Cherry I mean I'm good on a computer.
I could probably do the editing.
Cherry said I am so good at making up stories because all I have to do is just recall something that happened to us.
We don't really even have to make things up because so many things happen to us all the time right.
Faya said yes right exactly I can think of so many fun things to share with children.
Are we sharing them with children so that children learn from us.
Cherry started laughing.
Yes of course but maybe not.
Maybe we should stay.
No maybe we should.
Maybe we should.
I can't get that word out.
OMG I'm so excited.
Maybe we should share.
There we go.
Maybe we should share stories that help them go to sleep.
You know because like Corrie is our best friend right.
And she she helps us go to sleep.
She's taught us to breathe.
She taught us to meditate.
She taught us to relax our bodies and our muscles in bed.
Maybe we could tell stories right that are funny but also relaxing at the same time.
We could tell sleep fun stories funny sleep stuff.
Could you do could you even do both in one thing.
Could it be funny and sleepy.
Heidi said I don't see why not.
Cherry said that's it then we're going to do stories maybe like once a month.
Heidi said that sounds more like it.
I could definitely do editing and things once a month.
How many stories should we make.
What should we do.
They said maybe we could do like 10 a month.
Heidi said oh no no no that would take me forever.
No I could I could maybe do like three.
Cherry said that's it then.
That's it right.
We're on to something.
So once a month the kids that are in cat club and cats can join and dogs can join and let's not be like let's not let's not segregate the world.
Guinea pigs can join bumblebees can join.
Let's let's say scary animals scary animals can join if they want to.
We can say boys boys can join and girls can join and adults parents can join if they want to.
So like yes so anyone.
It's an exclusive club right but it's not exclusive to join.
That's so cool.
That's so cool.
I like that.
So it's exclusive.
If you're in it it's exclusive because you get exclusive stories but it's not excluding.
Yeah I'm going to have to think about that.
Anyway so yeah and then once a month we'll send out stories and then all over the world children will be fun and they'll be happy and they'll be so happy that they fall fast asleep.
What do you think.
Heidi said oh I think it's a great idea.
But then I was thinking you know I was thinking that this is going to make us so famous.
Are we ready to be famous.
I know I'm ready to be famous.
But Heidi are you ready to be famous.
Because if you're famous you might lose all your privileges of being a private person.
Heidi said oh I do like to be alone.
I do like my alone time.
But is it worth it to make lots of kids happy all over the world.
I think I could sacrifice that because all our friends that are like our kid friends and our cat friends and our dog friends they're so important to us.
Who would we be without its friends.
Our friends are everything.
And Veja said oh yes me.
Me totally agrees.
I am willing to maybe give up some of my alone time so that we could like spread the word and help children all over the world to just have fun a little bit before bed and be happy.
I think that's such a nice message.
I mean it's so nice when you fall asleep and you're happy and everything is good in the world versus like falling to sleep and you're sad or upset or things like that.
So I think I would rather be famous than not be famous.
I to help the kids.
Cherry said OMG.
We have a cat club.
We have a cat club.
And the people in the club we could call them the cat club crew or like cat club buddies or like cat club homies.
Oh my cat club homies.
Yeah cool.
You're a homie.
Yeah because you're in the club.
Yeah because it's exclusive.
Yeah because like once a month you get three stories that are exclusive Heidi,
Cherry and Vea stories all about our life because we're so gosh darn famous.
We're so gosh darn cool.
And yeah like we're funny.
Can't you see it?
Can't you see it?
Heidi and Vea both nodded really excitedly.
They could see it.
They could see it.
They finally calmed down after a while of planning out all the details of the club,
What they were going to do,
Which platforms they were going to put it on so that they could get it out there to the world,
How they were going to let people know so that they could join the club.
There was lots of details to it but they ended up deciding that they were going to maybe put it on Patreon because that way people can join the club and it can and it can be available for everyone and yes they finally settled down and went back to sleep.
And then the next day when they got up they started on making their stories,
Telling stories about their life and some of the things that they get up to with their friends or on their own and they decided that they were going to put them out on the seventh day of each month.
Heidi said that seven was a very good number.
It was a lucky number.
So that's what they did and that's what they've done.
And you can join the cat club.
Anyone can join because it's not exclusive.
Guinea pigs can join.
Snails can join.
Even marshmallows if they wanted to.
The end.
