The Blue Castle, Part 6

Please enjoy this continued reading of "The Blue Castle", a delightful 1926 Canadian novel from author Lucy Maud Montgomery, best known for her 1908 book "Anne of Green Gables".

Follow along as we hear how Valancy Stirling's dull life as a 29-year-old "old maid" is transformed by a life-changing medical diagnosis and subsequent foray into the world of romance, in search of the man and "Blue Castle" of her dreams!

Trigger Warning: This practice may include references to death, dying, and the departed.

Transcript

Hello,

Thank you so much for joining me for this sixth part of the story of the Blue Castle,

Which is a 1926 novel from the Canadian author Lucy Maud Montgomery,

Who is best known for her book Anne of Green Gables.

So,

Before we move along with the story here,

Let's just take a moment to have a nice exhale,

Letting go of the day,

Letting go of whatever we're bringing along with us into this moment.

There's nothing else for us to do,

Nowhere else for us to be.

Let's just help ourselves to feel comfortable,

Give ourselves permission to relax,

And let's move into the next part of the story of the Blue Castle.

Chapter 11 Meanwhile,

The dinner in its earlier stages was dragging its slow length along,

True to sterling form.

The room was chilly,

In spite of the calendar,

And Aunt Alberta had the gas logs lighted.

Everybody in the clan envied her,

Those gas logs,

Except for Lancy.

Glorious open fires blazed in every room of her Blue Castle when autumnal nights were cool,

But she would have frozen to death in it before she would have committed the sacrilege of a gas log.

Uncle Herbert made his hardy perennial joke when he helped Aunt Wellington to the cold meat,

Mary,

Will you have a little lamb?

Aunt Mildred told the same old story of once finding a lost ring in a turkey's crop.

Uncle Benjamin told his favourite prosy tale of how he had once chased and punished a now famous man for stealing apples.

Second Cousin Jane described all her sufferings with an ulcerating tooth.

Aunt Wellington admired the pattern of Aunt Alberta's silver teaspoons and lamented the fact that one of her own had been lost.

It spoiled the set,

I could never get it matched,

And it was my wedding present from dear old Aunt Matilda.

Aunt Isabelle thought the seasons were changing and couldn't imagine what had become of our good old-fashioned springs.

Cousin Georgiana,

As usual,

Discussed the last funeral and wondered audibly which of us will be the next to pass away.

Cousin Georgiana could never say anything as blunt as die.

Valancy thought she could tell her,

But didn't.

Cousin Gladys,

Likewise as usual,

Had a grievance.

Her visiting nephews had nipped all the buds off her houseplants and chivvied her brood of fancy chickens.

Squeezed some of them actually to death,

My dear.

Boys will be boys,

Reminded Uncle Herbert tolerantly.

But they needn't be ramping,

Rampageous animals,

Retorted Cousin Gladys,

Looking round the table for appreciation of her wit.

Everybody smiled,

Except for Valancy.

Cousin Gladys remembered that.

A few minutes later,

When Ellen Hamilton was being discussed,

Cousin Gladys spoke of her as one of those shy,

Plain girls who can't get husbands and glanced significantly at Valancy.

Uncle James thought the conversation was sagging to a rather low plane of personal gossip.

He tried to elevate it by starting an abstract discussion on the great happiness.

Everybody was asked to state his or her idea of the greatest happiness.

Aunt Mildred thought the greatest happiness for a woman was to be a loving and beloved wife and mother.

Aunt Wellington thought it would be to travel in Europe.

Olive thought it would be to be a great singer like Tetrazzini.

Cousin Gladys remarked mournfully that her greatest happiness would be to be free,

Absolutely free,

From neuritis.

Cousin Georgiana's greatest happiness would be to have her dear dead brother Richard back.

Aunt Alberta remarked vaguely that the greatest happiness was to be found in the poetry of life,

And hastily gave some directions to her maid to prevent anyone asking her what she meant.

Mrs.

Frederick said the greatest happiness was to spend your life in loving service for others,

And Cousin Stickles and Aunt Isabel agreed with her.

Aunt Isabel with a resentful air,

As if she thought Mrs.

Frederick had taken the wind out of her sails by saying it first.

We are all too prone,

Continued Mrs.

Frederick,

Determined not to lose so good an opportunity to live in selfishness,

Worldliness and sin.

The other women all felt rebuked for their low ideals,

And Uncle James had a conviction that the conversation had been uplifted with a vengeance.

The greatest happiness,

Said Valancy suddenly and distinctly,

Is to sneeze when you want to.

Everybody stared.

Nobody felt it safe to say anything.

Was Valancy trying to be funny?

It was incredible.

Mrs.

Frederick,

Who had begun breathing easier since the dinner,

Had progressed so far without any outbreak on the part of Valancy,

Began to tremble again.

But she deemed it the part of prudence to say nothing.

Uncle Benjamin was not so prudent.

He rashly rushed in where Mrs.

Frederick feared to tread.

Doss,

He chuckled.

What is the difference between a young girl and an old maid?

One is happy and careless,

And the other is cappy and hairless,

Said Valancy.

You have asked that riddle at least fifty times,

In my recollection,

Uncle Ben.

Why don't you hunt up some new riddles,

If riddle you must?

It is such a fatal mistake to try to be funny if you don't succeed.

Uncle Benjamin stared foolishly.

Never in his life had he,

Benjamin Stirling of Stirling and Frost,

Been spoken to so,

And by Valancy of all people.

He looked feebly around the table to see what looked feebly around the table to see what the others thought of it.

Everybody was looking rather blank.

Poor Mrs.

Frederick had shut her eyes,

And her lips moved tremblingly as if she were praying.

Perhaps she was.

The situation was so unprecedented that nobody knew how to meet it.

Valancy went on calmly eating her salad,

As if nothing out of the usual had occurred.

Aunt Alberta,

To save her dinner,

Plunged into an account of how a dog had bitten her recently.

Uncle James,

To back her up,

Asked where the dog had bitten her.

Just a little below the Catholic church,

Said Aunt Alberta.

At that point,

Valancy laughed.

Nobody else laughed.

What was there to laugh at?

Is that a vital part?

Asked Valancy.

What do you mean?

Said bewildered Aunt Alberta,

And Mrs.

Frederick was almost driven to believe that she had served God all her years for naught.

Aunt Isabel concluded that it was up to her to suppress Valancy.

D'Arce,

You are horribly thin,

She said.

You are all corners.

Do you ever try to fatten up a little?

No.

Valancy was not asking quarter or giving it.

But I can tell you where you'll find a beauty parlor in Port Lawrence where they can reduce the number of your chins.

Valancy!

The protest was wrung from Mrs.

Frederick.

She meant her tone to be stately and majestic.

As usual,

But it sounded more like an imploring whine.

And she did not say dos.

She's feverish,

Said Cousin Stickles to Uncle Benjamin in an agonized whisper.

We thought she seemed feverish for several days.

She's gone dippy,

In my opinion,

Growled Uncle Benjamin.

If not,

She ought to be spanked.

Yes,

Spanked.

You can't spank her,

Cousin Stickles was much agitated.

She's 29 years old.

So,

There is that advantage,

At least,

In being 29,

Said Valancy,

Whose ears had caught this aside.

Dos,

Said Uncle Benjamin.

When I am dead,

You may say what you please.

As long as I am alive,

I demand to be treated with respect.

Oh.

But,

You know,

We're all dead,

Said Valancy.

The whole Sterling clan.

Some of us are buried and some aren't.

Yet.

That's the only difference.

Dos,

Said Uncle Benjamin,

Thinking it might cow,

Valancy,

Do you remember the time you stole the raspberry jam?

Valancy flushed scarlet with suppressed laughter,

Not shame.

She had been sure Uncle Benjamin would drag that jam in somehow.

Of course I do,

She said.

It was good jam.

I've always been sorry I hadn't time to eat more of it before you found me.

Oh,

Look at Aunt Isabel's profile on the wall.

Did you ever see anything so funny?

Everybody looked,

Including Aunt Isabel herself,

Which,

Of course,

Destroyed it.

But Uncle Herbert said kindly,

I wouldn't eat any more if I were you,

Dos.

It isn't that I grudge it,

But don't you think it would be better for yourself?

Your stomach seems a little out of order.

Don't worry about my stomach,

Old dear,

Said Valancy.

It is all right.

I'm going to keep right on eating.

It's so seldom I get the chance of a satisfying meal.

It was the first time anyone had been called old dear in Deerwood.

The Stirlings thought Valancy had invented the phrase,

And they were afraid of her from that moment.

There was something so uncanny about such an expression.

But in poor Mrs.

Frederick's opinion,

The reference to a satisfying meal was the worst thing Valancy had said yet.

Valancy had always been a disappointment to her.

Now,

She was a disgrace.

She thought she would have to get up and go away from the table,

Yet she dared not leave Valancy there.

Aunt Alberta's maid came in to remove the salad plates and bring in the dessert.

It was a welcome diversion.

Everybody brightened up with a determination to ignore Valancy and talk as if she wasn't there.

Uncle Wellington mentioned Barney Snaith.

Eventually somebody did mention Barney Snaith at every Stirling function,

Valancy reflected.

Whatever he was,

He was an individual that could not be ignored.

She resigned herself to listen.

There was a subtle fascination in the subject for her.

Though she had not yet faced this fact,

She could feel her pulses beating to her fingertips.

Of course,

They abused him.

Nobody ever had a good word to say of Barney Snaith.

All the old,

Wild tales were canvassed.

The defaulting cashier,

Counterfeiter,

Infidel,

Murderer in hiding,

Legends were thrashed out.

Uncle Wellington was very indignant that such a creature should be allowed to exist at all in the neighbourhood of Deerwood.

He didn't know what the police at Port Lawrence were thinking of.

Everybody would be murdered in their beds some night.

It was a shame that he should be allowed to be at large after all that he had done.

What has he done?

Asked Valancy suddenly.

Uncle Wellington stared at her,

Forgetting that she was to be ignored.

Done?

Done?

He's done everything.

What has he done?

Repeated Valancy inexorably.

What do you know that he has done?

You're always running him down,

And what has ever been proved against him?

I don't argue with women,

Said Uncle Wellington,

And I don't need proof.

When a man hides himself up there on an island in Muskoka,

Year in and year out,

And nobody can find out where he came from,

Or how he lives,

Or what he does there,

That's proof enough.

Find a mystery and you find a crime.

The very idea of a man named Snaith,

Said second cousin Sarah.

Why,

The name itself is enough to condemn him.

I wouldn't like to meet him in a dark lane,

Shivered cousin Georgiana.

What do you suppose he would do to you?

Asked Valancy.

Murder me?

Said cousin Georgiana solemnly.

Just for the fun of it?

Suggested Valancy.

Exactly,

Said cousin Georgiana unsuspiciously.

When there is so much smoke,

There must be some fire.

I was afraid he was a criminal when he came here first.

I felt he had something to hide.

I am not often mistaken in my intuitions.

Criminal?

Of course he's a criminal,

Said Uncle Wellington.

Nobody doubts it,

Glaring at Valancy.

Why,

They say he served a term in the penitentiary for embezzlement.

I don't doubt it.

And they say he's in with that gang that are perpetrating all those bank robberies around the country.

Who?

Say?

Asked Valancy.

Uncle Wellington knotted his ugly forehead at her.

What had got into this confounded girl anyway?

He ignored the question.

He has the identical look of a jailbird,

Snapped Uncle Benjamin.

I noticed it the first time I saw him.

A fellow by the hand of nature marked,

Quoted and signed to do a deed of shame,

Declaimed Uncle James.

He looked enormously pleased over managing to work that quotation in at last.

He had been waiting all his life for the chance.

One of his eyebrows is an arch,

And the other is a triangle,

Said Valancy.

Is that why you think him so villainous?

Uncle James lifted his eyebrows.

Generally,

When Uncle James lifted his eyebrows,

The world came to an end.

To an end.

This time it continued to function.

How do you know his eyebrows so well,

Doss?

Asked Olive a trifle maliciously.

Such a remark would have covered Valancy with confusion two weeks ago,

And Olive knew it.

Yes,

How?

Demanded Aunt Wellington.

I've seen him twice,

And I looked at him closely,

Said Valancy composedly.

I thought his face the most interesting one I ever saw.

There is no doubt there is something fishy in the creature's past life,

Said Olive,

Who began to think she was decidedly out of the conversation,

Which had centred so amazingly around Valancy.

But he can hardly be guilty of everything he's accused of,

You know.

Valancy felt annoyed with Olive.

Why should she speak up in even this qualified defence of Barney Snaith?

What had she to do with him?

For that matter,

What had Valancy?

But Valancy did not ask herself this question.

They say he keeps dozens of cats in that hut up back on Miss Darwis,

Said second cousin Sarah Taylor,

By way of appearing not entirely ignorant of him.

Cats.

It sounded quite alluring to Valancy,

In the plural.

She pictured an island in Muskoka haunted by pussies.

That alone shows there is something wrong with him,

Decreed Aunt Isabel.

People who don't like cats,

Said Valancy,

Attacking her dessert with a relish,

Always seem to think that there is some peculiar virtue in not liking them.

The man hasn't a friend except Roaring Abel,

Said Uncle Wellington.

And if Roaring Abel had kept away from him,

As everybody else did,

It would have been better for some members of his family.

Uncle Wellington's rather lame conclusion was due to a marital glance from Aunt Wellington,

Reminding him of what he had almost forgotten,

That there were girls at the table.

If you mean,

Said Valancy passionately,

That Barney Snaith is the father of Cecily Gay's child,

He isn't.

It's a wicked lie.

In spite of her indignation,

Valancy was hugely amused at the expression of the faces around that festal table.

She had not seen anything like it since the day,

17 years ago,

When at Cousin Gladys's thimble party,

They discovered that she had got something in her head at school.

Lice in her head.

Valancy was done with euphemisms.

Poor Mrs Frederick was almost in a state of collapse.

She had believed,

Or pretended to believe,

That Valancy still supposed that children were found in parsley beds.

Hush,

Hush,

Implored Cousin Stickles.

I don't mean to hush,

Said Valancy perversely.

I've hush,

Hushed all my life.

I'll scream if I want to.

Don't make me want to.

And stop talking nonsense about Barney Snaith.

Valancy didn't exactly understand her own indignation.

What did Barney Snaith's imputed crimes and misdemeanors matter to her?

And why,

Out of them all,

Did it seem most intolerable that he should have been poor,

Pitiful little Cecily Gay's false lover?

For it did seem intolerable to her.

She did not mind when they called him a thief,

A counterfeiter,

A jailbird,

But she could not endure to think that he had loved and ruined Cecily Gay.

She recalled his face on the two occasions of their chance meetings,

His twisted,

Enigmatic,

Engaging smile,

His twinkle,

His thin,

Sensitive,

Almost ascetic lips,

His general air of frank dare-devilry.

A man with such a smile and lips might have murdered or stolen,

But he could not have betrayed.

She suddenly hated everyone who said it or believed it of him.

When I was a young girl,

I never thought or spoke about such matters,

Doss,

Said Aunt Wellington crushingly.

But I'm not a young girl,

Retorted Valancy,

Uncrushed.

Aren't you always rubbing that into me?

And you are all evil-minded,

Senseless gossips.

Can't you leave poor Cecily Gay alone?

She's dying.

Whatever she did,

God or the devil has punished her enough for it.

You needn't take a hand too.

As for Barney Snaith,

The only crime he has been guilty of is living to himself and minding his own business.

He can,

It seems,

Get along without you,

Which is an unpardonable sin,

Of course,

In your little snobocracy.

Valancy coined that concluding word suddenly and felt that it was an inspiration.

That was exactly what they were,

And not one of them was fit to mend another.

Valancy,

Your poor father would turn over in his grave if he could hear you,

Said Mrs Frederick.

I dare say he would like that for a change,

Said Valancy brazenly.

Doss,

Said Uncle James heavily,

The Ten Commandments are fairly up to date still,

Especially the Fifth.

Have you forgotten that?

No,

Said Valancy,

But I thought you had,

Especially the Ninth.

Have you ever thought,

Uncle James,

How dull life would be without the Ten Commandments?

It is only when things are forbidden that they become fascinating.

But her excitement had been too much for her.

She knew by certain unmistakable warnings that one of her attacks of pain was coming on.

It must not find her there.

She rose from her chair.

I'm going home now.

I only came for the dinner.

It was very good,

Aunt Alberta,

Although your salad dressing is not salt enough and a dash of cayenne would improve it.

None of the flabbergasted Silver Wedding guests could think of anything to say until the lawn gate clanged behind Valancy in the dusk.

Then,

She's feverish.

I've said right along,

She was feverish,

Moaned Cousin Stickles.

Uncle Benjamin punished his pudgy left hand fiercely with his pudgy right.

She's dippy.

I tell you,

She's gone dippy,

He snorted angrily.

That's all there is about it.

Clean dippy.

Oh,

Benjamin,

Said Cousin Georgiana soothingly.

Don't condemn her too rashly.

We must remember what dear old Shakespeare says,

That charity thinketh no evil.

Charity,

Poppycock,

Snorted Uncle Benjamin.

I never heard a young woman talk such stuff in my life as she just did.

Talking about things she ought to be ashamed to think of,

Much less mention,

Mention,

Blaspheming,

Insulting us.

What she wants is a generous dose of spankweed and I'd like to be the one to administer it.

Uncle Benjamin gulped down the half of a scalding cup of coffee.

Do you suppose that the mumps could work on a person that way?

Wailed Cousin Stickles.

I opened an umbrella in the house yesterday,

Sniffed Cousin Georgiana.

I knew it betoken some misfortune.

Have you tried to find out if she has a temperature?

Asked Cousin Mildred.

She wouldn't let Amelia put the thermometer under her tongue,

Whimpered Cousin Stickles.

Mrs Frederick was openly in tears.

All her defences were down.

I must tell you,

She sobbed,

That Valancy has been acting very strangely for over two weeks now.

She hasn't been a bit like herself.

Christine could tell you.

I have hoped against hope that it was only one of her colds coming on,

But it is,

It must be something worse.

This is bringing on my neuritis again,

Said Cousin Gladys,

Putting her hand to her head.

Don't cry,

Amelia,

Said Herbert,

Kindly pulling nervously at his spiky grey hair.

He hated family ructions,

Very inconsiderate of Doss to start one at his silver wedding.

Who could have supposed Who could have supposed she had it in her?

You'll have to take her to a doctor.

This may be only a brainstorm.

There are such things as brainstorms nowadays,

Aren't there?

I suggested consulting a doctor to her yesterday,

Moaned Mrs Frederick,

And she said she wouldn't go to a doctor.

Wouldn't?

Oh,

Surely I have had trouble enough.

And she won't take Redfern's bitters,

Said Cousin Stickles,

Or anything.

Said Mrs Frederick.

And she's determined to go to the Presbyterian Church,

Said Cousin Stickles,

Repressing,

However,

To her credit,

Be it said,

The story of the banister.

That proves she's dippy,

Growled Uncle Benjamin.

I noticed something strange about her the minute she came in today.

I noticed it before today.

Uncle Benjamin was thinking of M-I-R-A-Z-H.

Everything she said today showed an unbalanced mind.

That question,

Was it a vital part?

Was there any sense at all in that remark?

None,

Whatever.

There never was anything like that in the Stirlings.

It must be from the Wansbarrers.

Poor Mrs Frederick was too crushed to be indignant.

Indignant.

I never heard of anything like that in the Wansbarrers,

She sobbed.

Your father was odd enough,

Said Uncle Benjamin.

Poor Pa was peculiar,

Admitted Mrs Frederick tearfully,

But his mind was never affected.

He talked all his life exactly as Valancy did today,

Retorted Uncle Benjamin,

And he believed he was his own great-great-grandfather,

Born over again.

I've heard him say it.

Don't tell me that a man who believed a thing like that was ever in his right senses.

Come,

Come,

Amelia,

Stop sniffling.

Of course Doss has made a terrible exhibition of herself today,

But she's not responsible.

Old maids are apt to fly off at a tangent like that.

If she had been married when she should have been,

She wouldn't have got like this.

Nobody wanted to marry her,

Said Mrs Frederick,

Who felt that somehow Uncle Benjamin was blaming her.

Well,

Fortunately there's no outsider here,

Snapped Uncle Benjamin.

We may keep it in the family yet.

I'll take her over to see Dr Marsh tomorrow.

I know how to deal with pig-headed people.

Won't that be best,

James?

We must have medical advice,

Certainly,

Agreed Uncle James.

Well,

That's settled.

In the meantime,

Amelia,

Act as if nothing had happened,

And keep an eye on her.

Don't let her be alone.

Above all,

Don't let her sleep alone.

Renewed whimpers from Mrs Frederick.

I can't help it.

Night before last,

I suggested she'd better have Christine sleep with her.

She positively refused and locked her door.

You don't know how she's changed.

She won't work.

At least,

She won't sew.

She does her usual housework,

Of course,

But she wouldn't sweep the parlour yesterday morning,

Though we always sweep it on Thursdays.

She said she'd wait till it was dirty.

Would you rather sweep a dirty room than a clean one?

I asked her.

She said,

Of course,

I'd see something for my labour then.

Think of it.

Uncle Benjamin thought of it.

The jar of potpourri,

Cousin Stickles pronounced it as spelled,

Has disappeared from her room.

I found the pieces in the next lot.

She won't tell us what happened to it.

I should never have dreamed it of Doss,

Said Uncle Herbert.

She has always seemed such a quiet,

Sensible girl.

A bit backward,

But sensible.

The only thing you can be sure of in this world is the multiplication table,

Said Uncle James,

Feeling cleverer than ever.

Well,

Let's cheer up,

Suggested Uncle Benjamin.

Why are chorus girls like fine stock raisers?

Why,

Asked Cousin Stickles,

Since it had to be asked and Valancy wasn't there to ask it.

Like to exhibit carbs,

Chuckled Uncle Benjamin.

Cousin Stickles thought Uncle Benjamin a little indelicate before Olive,

Too.

But then he was a man.

Uncle Herbert was thinking that things were rather dull now that Doss had gone.

Chapter 12 Valancy hurried home through the faint blue twilight.

Hurried too fast,

Perhaps.

The attack she had when she thankfully reached the shelter of her own room was the worst yet.

It was really very bad.

She might die in one of those spells.

It would be dreadful to die in such pain.

Perhaps,

Perhaps,

This was death.

Valancy felt pitifully alone.

When she could think at all,

She wondered what it would be like to have someone with her who could sympathise.

Someone who really cared.

Just to hold her hand tight,

If nothing else.

Someone just to say,

Yes,

I know,

It's dreadful.

Be brave.

You'll soon be better.

Not someone merely fussy and alarmed.

Not her mother or cousin Stickles.

Why did the thought of Barney Snaith come into her mind?

Why did she suddenly feel,

In the midst of this hideous loneliness of pain,

That he would be sympathetic?

Sorry for anyone that was suffering?

Why did he seem to her like an old,

Well-known friend?

Was it because she had been defending him?

Standing up to her family for him?

She was so bad at first that she could not even get herself a dose of Dr.

Trent's prescription.

But eventually she managed it,

And soon after,

Relief came.

The pain left her,

And she lay on her bed,

Spent,

Exhausted,

In a cold perspiration.

Oh,

That had been horrible.

She could not endure many more attacks like that.

One didn't mind dying if death could be instant and painless,

But to be hurt so in dying.

Suddenly,

She found herself laughing.

That dinner had been fun,

And it had all been so simple.

So simple.

She had merely said the things she had always thought.

Their faces.

Oh,

Their faces.

Uncle Benjamin.

Poor,

Flabbergasted Uncle Benjamin.

Valancy felt quite sure he would make a new will that very night.

Olive would get Valancy's share of his fat hoard.

Olive had always got Valancy's share of everything.

Remember the dust pile?

To laugh at her clan,

As she had always wanted to laugh,

Was all the satisfaction she could get out of life now.

But she thought it was rather pitiful that it should be so.

Might she not pity herself a little when nobody else did?

Valancy got up and went to her window.

The moist,

Beautiful wind blowing across grows of young-leafed wild trees touched her face with the caress of a wise,

Tender old friend.

The Lombardies in Mrs.

Treadgold's lawn off to the left.

Valancy could just see them between the stable and the old carriage shop,

Were in dark purple silhouette against a clear sky,

And there was a milk-white,

Pulsating star just over one of them,

Like a living pearl on a silver-green lake.

Far beyond the station were the shadowy,

Purple-hooded woods around Lake Mystawis.

A white,

Filmy mist hung over them,

And just above it was a faint,

Young crescent.

Valancy looked at it over her thin left shoulder.

I wish,

She said whimsically,

That I may have one little dust-pile before I die.

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