The Box Of Robbers - A Whimsical Tale By L. Frank Baum

Welcome, my dreamy listeners! In tonight's episode, we'll be delving into the whimsical world of L. Frank Baum with the delightful tale, The Box of Robbers. This story follows a curious little girl who discovers an old wooden box in the attic, only to find that it contains more than she ever imagined. Baum's charming storytelling will transport you to a magical place filled with unexpected adventures and a touch of humor.

I hope you enjoy this whimsical tale! May you have a restful sleep and pleasant dreams!

Your sleep guide and friend,
Joanne

Music in this episode via Epidemic Sound

Transcript

Welcome to Drift Off Bedtime Stories.

I'm Joanne,

And I'm so glad you're here with me tonight.

In today's episode,

I'll be delving into the whimsical world of Al Frank Baum,

With the delightful tale,

The Box of Robbers.

This story follows a curious little girl who discovers an old wooden box in the attic,

Only to find that it contains more than she ever imagined.

Baum's charming storytelling will transport you to a magical place filled with unexpected adventures and a touch of humor.

Now,

Let's take a few moments to fully unwind.

Find a comfortable position,

Whether you're lying in bed,

Or sitting in a cozy chair.

Gently close your eyes,

And take a deep breath in,

Holding it for a moment,

And then slowly exhale.

As you breathe out,

Feel that tension leaving your body.

Let your shoulders drop.

Relax that jaw,

And release any tightness in your muscles.

Take another deep breath in,

Filling your lungs completely,

And as you exhale,

Imagine all the stress and worries of the day melting away.

Imagine a peaceful,

Serene place.

Perhaps a quiet forest,

A tranquil beach,

Or a warm,

Cozy room.

And let this image fill your mind,

And bring a sense of calm and comfort.

Continue to breathe slowly and deeply,

Focusing on the gentle rise and fall of your chest.

Allow each breath to bring you deeper into relaxation.

Feel the heaviness in your limbs as they sink into your bed or chair,

And notice how your body becomes more and more at ease with every breath.

This time is just for you,

To relax and let go.

There's nothing you need to do right now,

But listen and drift.

As I embark on this story,

Let the soothing sound of my voice guide you into a peaceful state,

Where you can fully unwind and prepare for a restful night's sleep.

And so,

My friend,

Let's begin our story.

No one intended to leave Martha alone that afternoon,

But it happened that everyone was called away for one reason or another.

Mrs.

McFarland was attending the weekly card party held by the Women's Anti-Gambling League.

Sister Nell's young man had called quite unexpectedly to take her for a long drive.

Papa was at the office,

As usual.

It was Marianne's day out.

As for Emmeline,

She certainly should have stayed in the house and looked after the little girl,

But Emmeline had a restless nature.

Would you mind,

Miss,

If I just crossed the alley to speak a word to Mrs.

Carlton's girl,

She asked Martha.

Course not,

Replied the child.

You'd better lock the back door,

Though,

And take the key,

For I shall be upstairs.

Oh,

I'll do that,

Of course,

Miss,

Said the delighted maid,

And ran away to spend the afternoon with her friend,

Leaving Martha quite alone in the big house and locked into the bargain.

The little girl read a few pages in her new book,

Sewed a few stitches in her embroidery,

And started to play visiting with her favorite dolls.

Then she remembered that in the attic was a doll's playhouse that hadn't been used for months,

So she decided she would dust it and put it in order.

Filled with this idea,

The girl climbed the winding stairs to the big room under the roof.

It was well-lighted by three dormer windows and was warm and pleasant.

Around the walls were rows of boxes and trunks,

Piles of old carpeting,

Pieces of damaged furniture,

Bundles of discarded clothing,

And other odds and ends of more or less value.

Every well-regulated house has an attic of this sort,

So I need not describe it.

The doll's house had been moved,

But after a search,

Martha found it away over in a corner near the big chimney.

She drew it out and noticed that behind it was a black wooden chest which Uncle Walter had sent over from Italy years and years ago,

Before Martha was born,

In fact.

Mama had told her about it one day,

How there were no key to it,

Because Uncle Walter wished it to remain unopened until he returned home,

And how this wandering uncle,

Who was a mighty hunter,

Had gone into Africa to hunt elephants,

And had never been heard from afterwards.

The little girl looked at the chest curiously,

Now that it had by accident attracted her attention.

It was quite big,

Bigger even than Mama's traveling trunk,

And was studded all over with tarnished,

Brass-headed nails.

It was heavy too,

For when Martha tried to lift one end of it,

She found she could not stir it a bit.

But there was a lace in the side of the cover for a key.

She stooped to examine the lock,

And saw that it would take rather a big key to open it.

Then,

As you may suspect,

The little girl longed to open Uncle Walter's big box,

And see what was in it.

For we are all curious,

And little girls are just as curious as the rest of us.

I don't believe Uncle Walter will ever come back,

She thought.

Papa said once that some elephant must have killed him.

If I only had a key,

She stopped and clapped her little hands together gaily as she remembered a big basket of keys on the shelf in the linen closet.

There were all sorts and sizes.

Perhaps one of them would unlock the mysterious chest.

She flew down the stairs,

Found the basket,

And returned with it to the attic.

Then she sat down before the brass studded box,

And began trying one key after another in the curious old lock.

Some were too large,

But most were too small.

One would go into the lock,

But would not turn.

Another stuck so fast that she feared for a time that she would never get it out again.

But at last,

When the basket was almost empty,

An oddly shaped,

Ancient brass key slipped easily into the lock.

With a cry of joy,

Martha turned the key with both hands.

Then she heard a sharp click,

And the next moment,

The heavy lid flew open of its own accord.

The little girl leaned over the edge of the chest an instant,

And the sight that met her eyes caused her to start back in amazement.

Slowly and carefully,

A man unpacked himself from the chest,

Stepped out upon the floor,

Stretched his limbs,

And then took off his hat and bowed politely to the astonished child.

He was tall and thin,

And his face seemed badly tanned or sunburnt.

Then another man emerged from the chest,

Yawning and rubbing his eyes like a sleepy schoolboy.

He was of middle size,

And his skin seemed as badly tanned as that of the first.

While Martha stared open-mouthed at the remarkable sight,

A third man crawled from the chest.

He had the same complexion as his fellows,

But was short and fat.

All three were dressed in a curious manner.

They wore short jackets of red velvet braided with gold,

And knee breeches of sky-blue satin with silver buttons.

Over their stockings were laced wide ribbons of red and yellow and blue,

While their hats had broad brims with high,

Heeked crowns,

From which fluttered yards of bright-colored ribbons.

They had big gold rings in their ears,

And rows of knives and pistols in their belts.

Their eyes were black and glittering,

And they wore long,

Fierce mustaches,

Curling at the ends like a pig's tail.

"'My,

But you were heavy!

' exclaimed the fat one,

When he had pulled down his velvet jock and brushed the dust from his sky-blue breeches.

"'And you squeezed me all out of shape!

' "'It was unavoidable,

Luigi,

' responded the thin man,

Lightly.

"'The lid of the chest pressed me down upon you,

Yet I tender you my regrets.

' "'As for me,

' said the middle-sized man,

Carelessly rolling a cigarette and lighting it,

"'you must acknowledge I have been your nearest friend for years,

So do not be disagreeable.

' "'You mustn't smoke in the attic,

' said Martha,

Recovering herself at a sight of the cigarette.

"'You might set the house on fire.

' "'The middle-sized man,

Who had not noticed her before,

At this speech turned to the girl and bowed.

"'Since a lady requests it,

' said he,

"'I shall abandon my cigarette,

' and he flew it on the floor and extinguished it with his foot.

"'Who are you?

' asked Martha,

Who until now had been too astonished to be frightened.

"'Permit us to introduce ourselves,

' said the thin man,

Flourishing his hat gracefully.

"'This is Luigi,

' the fat man nodded.

"'And this is Benny,

' the middle-sized man bowed.

"'And I'm Victor.

We are three bandits,

Italian bandits.

' "'Bandits!

' cried Martha,

With a look of horror.

"'Exactly.

Perhaps in all the world,

There are not three other bandits so terrible and fierce as ourselves,

' said Victor proudly.

"'Tis so,

' said the fat man,

Nodding gravely.

"'But it's wicked!

' exclaimed Martha.

"'Yes,

Indeed,

' replied Victor.

"'We are extremely and tremendously wicked.

Perhaps in all the world,

You could not find three men more wicked than those who now stand before you.

"'Tis so,

' said the fat man approvingly.

"'But you shouldn't be so wicked,

' said the girl.

"'It's—it's naughty!

' Victor cast down his eyes and blushed.

"'Naughty!

' gasped Benny,

With a horrified look.

"'Tis a hard word,

' said Luigi sadly,

And buried his face in his hands.

"'I little thought,

' murmured Victor,

In a voice broken by emotion,

"'ever to be so reviled,

And by a lady.

"'Yet,

Perhaps you spoke thoughtlessly.

"'You must consider,

Miss,

That our wickedness has an excuse.

"'For how are we to be bandits,

Let me ask,

Unless we're wicked?

' Martha was puzzled,

And shook her head thoughtfully.

Then she remembered something.

"'You can't remain bandits any longer,

' said she,

"'because you're now in America.

' "'America!

' cried the three together.

"'Certainly.

"'You're on Prairie Avenue in Chicago.

"'Uncle Walter sent you here from Italy in this chest.

' The bandits seemed greatly bewildered by this announcement.

".

.

.

Luigi sat down on an old chair with a broken rocker,

And wiped his forehead with a yellow silk handkerchief.

Benny and Victor fell back upon the chest,

And looked at her with pale faces and staring eyes.

When he had somewhat recovered himself,

Victor spoke.

"'Your Uncle Walter has greatly wronged us,

' he said reproachfully.

"'He has taken us from our beloved Italy,

Where bandits are highly respected,

And brought us to a strange country,

Where we shall not know whom to rob or how much to ask for a ransom.

' "'Tis so,

' said the fat man,

Slapping his leg sharply.

"'And we had won such fine reputations in Italy,

' said Benny regretfully.

"'Perhaps Uncle Walter wanted to reform you,

' suggested Martha.

"'Are there,

Then,

No bandits in Chicago?

' asked Victor.

"'Well,

' replied the girl,

Blushing in her turn,

"'we do not call them bandits.

' "'Then what shall we do for a living?

' inquired Benny despairingly.

"'A great deal can be done in a big American city,

' said the child.

"'My father is a lawyer.

' "'The bandits shuddered,

And my mother's cousin is a police inspector.

"'Ah,

' said Victor,

"'that is a good employment.

"'The police need to be inspected,

Especially in Italy.

' "'Everywhere,

' added Benny.

"'Then you could do other things,

' continued Martha,

Encouragingly.

"'You could be motormen on trolley cars,

Or clerks in a department store.

Some people even become aldermen to earn a living.

' The bandits shook their heads sadly.

"'We're not fitted for such work,

' said Victor.

"'Our business is to rob.

' Martha tried to think.

"'It is rather hard to get positions in the gas office,

' she said.

"'But you might become politicians.

' "'No,

' cried Benny,

With sudden fierceness.

"'We must not abandon our high calling.

"'Bandits we have always been,

And bandits we must remain.

"'Tis so,

' agreed the fat man.

"'Even in Chicago there must be people to rob,

' remarked Victor with cheerfulness.

Martha was distressed.

"'I think they have all been robbed,

' she objected.

"'Then we can rob the robbers,

For we have experience and talent beyond the ordinary,

' said Benny.

"'Oh dear,

Oh dear,

' moaned the girl.

"'Why did Uncle Walter ever send you here in this chest?

' The bandits became interested.

"'That is what we should like to know,

' declared Victor eagerly.

"'But no one will ever know,

"'for Uncle Walter was lost while hunting elephants in Africa,

' she continued with conviction.

"'Then we must accept our fate,

"'and rob to the best of our ability,

' said Victor.

"'So long as we are faithful to our beloved profession,

"'we need not be ashamed.

' "'Tis so,

' cried the fat man.

"'Brothers,

We will begin now.

"'Let us rob the house we are in.

' "'Good,

' shouted the others,

And sprang to their feet.

"'Benny turned threateningly upon the child.

"'Remain here,

' he commanded.

"'If you stir one step,

Your blood will be on your own head.

' "'Then,

' he added in a gentler voice,

"'don't be afraid.

"'That's the way all bandits talk to their captives.

"'But of course we wouldn't hurt a young lady under any circumstances.

' "'Of course not,

' said Victor.

" The fat man drew a big knife from his belt,

And flourished it about his head.

"'Blood!

' he ejaculated fiercely.

"'Bananas!

' cried Benny in a terrible voice.

"'Confusion to our foes!

' hissed Victor.

" And then the three bent themselves nearly double,

And crept stealthily down the stairway with cocked pistols in their hands and glittering knives between their teeth,

Leaving Martha trembling with fear and too horrified to even speak.

Leaving Martha trembling with fear and too horrified to even cry for help.

How long she remained alone in the attic she never knew,

But finally she heard the cat-like tread of the returning bandits and saw them coming up the stairs in single file.

All bore heavy loads of plunder in their arms,

And Luigi was balancing a mince pie on the top of a pile of her mother's best evening dresses.

Victor came next with an armful of bric-a-brac,

A brass candelabra,

And the parlor clock.

Benny had the family Bible,

The basket of silverware from the sideboard,

A copper kettle,

And Papa's fur overcoat.

"'Oh,

Joy!

' said Victor,

Putting down his load.

"'It is pleasant to rob once more.

' "'Oh,

Ecstasy!

' said Benny,

But he let the kettle drop on his toe and immediately began dancing around in anguish while he muttered queer words in the Italian language.

"'We have much wealth,

' continued Victor,

Holding the mince pie while Luigi added his spoils to the heat,

And all from one house.

"'This America must be a rich place!

' With a dagger,

He then cut himself a piece of the pie and handed the remainder to his comrades,

Whereupon all three sat upon the floor and consumed the pie while Martha looked on sadly.

"'We should have a cave,

' remarked Benny,

"'for we must store our plunder in a safe place.

' "'Can you tell us of a secret cave?

' he asked Martha.

"'There is a mammoth cave,

' she answered,

"'but it's in Kentucky.

"'You would be obliged to ride on the cars "'a long time to get there.

' The three bandits looked thoughtfully and munched their pie silently,

But the next moment they were startled by the ringing of the electric doorbell,

Which was heard plainly even in the remote attic.

"'What's that?

' demanded Victor in a hoarse voice as the three scrambled to their feet with drawn daggers.

Martha ran to the window and saw it was only the postman who had dropped a letter in the box and gone away again,

But the incident gave her an idea of how to get rid of her troublesome bandits,

So she began wringing her hands as if in great distress and cried out,

"'It's the police!

' The robbers looked at one another with genuine alarm and Luigi asked tremblingly,

"'Are there many of them?

' "'112!

' exclaimed Martha after pretending to count them.

"'Then we are lost,

' declared Benny,

"'for we could never fight so many and live.

' "'Are they armed?

' inquired Victor,

Who was shivering as if cold.

"'Oh yes,

' said she,

"'they have guns and swords and pistols and axes and.

.

.

' "'And what?

' demanded Luigi.

"'And cannons!

' The three wicked ones groaned aloud and Benny said in a hollow voice,

"'I hope they will kill us quickly "'and not put us to the torture.

"'I have been told these Americans are painted Indians "'who are bloodthirsty and terrible.

' "'Tis so,

' gasped the fat man with a shudder.

Suddenly,

Martha turned from the window.

"'You are my friends,

Are you not?

' she asked.

"'We are devoted,

' answered Victor.

"'We adore you,

' cried Benny.

"'We would die for you,

' added Luigi,

Thinking he was about to die anyway.

"'Then I will save you,

' said the girl.

"'How?

' asked the three with one voice.

"'Get back into the chest,

' she said.

"'I will then close the lid,

"'so they will be unable to find you.

' They looked around the room in a dazed and irresolute way,

But she exclaimed,

"'You must be quick.

"'They will be here soon to arrest you.

' Then,

Luigi sprang into the chest and lay flat upon the bottom.

Benny tumbled in next and packed himself in the back side.

Victor followed after pausing to kiss her hand to the girl in a graceful manner.

Then Martha ran up to press down the lid,

But could not make it catch.

"'You must squeeze down,

' she said to them.

Luigi groaned.

"'I'm doing my best,

Miss,

' said Victor,

Who was nearest to the top.

But although we fitted in very nicely before,

The chest now seems rather small for us.

"'Tis so,

' came the muffled voice of the fat man from the bottom.

"'I know what takes up the room,

' said Benny.

"'What?

' inquired Victor anxiously.

"'The pie,

' returned Benny.

"'Tis so,

' came from the bottom in faint accents.

Then Martha sat upon the lid and pressed it down with all her weight.

To her great delight,

The lock caught and,

Springing down,

She exerted all her strength and turned the key.

Sweet dreams,

My friend.

"

Reviews

The story started out sweet, but it put me to sleep, so I’ll have to listen again, to hear how it ends! Thank you!

Adorable!! I love all your stories you read!! Thank you and please keep sharing!