How The Leopard Got His Spots - Bedtime Story

Hey Sound Sleepers! Tonight's relaxing bedtime story is Rudyard Kipling's classic tale, How The Leopard Got His Spots.

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Transcript

How the Leopard Got His Spots by Rudyard Kipling In the days when everybody started fair,

Best Beloved,

The Leopard,

Lived in a place called the High Veldt.

Remember,

It wasn't the Low Veldt,

Or the Bush Veldt,

Or the Sour Veldt,

But the exclusively bare,

Hot,

Shiny High Veldt,

Where there was sand and sandy-colored rock,

And exclusively tufts of sandy,

Yellowish grass.

The Giraffe and the Zebra and the Eland and the Kudu and the Hartebeest lived there,

And they were exclusively sandy-yellow-brownish all over.

But the Leopard,

He was the exclusivest,

Sandiest,

Yellowest,

Brownest of them all.

A grayish-yellowish,

Caddy-shaped kind of beast,

And he matched the exclusively yellowish-grayish-brownish color of the High Veldt to one hair.

This was very bad for the Giraffe and the Zebra,

And the rest of them,

For he would lie down by a exclusively yellowish-grayish-brownish stone,

Or clump of grass,

And when the Giraffe or the Zebra or the Eland or the Kudu or the Bushbuck or the Bontybuck came by,

He would surprise them out of their jumpsome lives.

He would,

Indeed.

And also,

There was an Ethiopian with bows and arrows,

Exclusively grayish-brownish-yellowish man,

He was then,

Who lived on the High Veldt with the Leopard,

And the two used to hunt together.

The Ethiopian with his bows and arrows,

And the Leopard exclusively with his teeth and claws.

Till the Giraffe and the Eland and the Kudu and the Quagga and all the rest of them didn't know which way to jump,

Best beloved.

They didn't,

Indeed.

After a long time,

Things lived forever so long in those days,

They learned to avoid anything that looked like a Leopard or an Ethiopian,

And bit by bit,

The Giraffe began it.

Because his legs were the longest,

They went away from the High Veldt.

They scuttled for days and days,

Till they came to a great forest,

Exclusively full of trees and bushes and stripey,

Speckly,

Patchy-blatchy shadows.

And there they hid,

And after another long time,

What with standing half in the shade and half out of it,

And what with the slippery,

Slidy shadows of the trees falling on them,

The Giraffe grew blotchy and the Zebra grew stripey,

And the Eland and the Kudu grew darker,

With little wavy gray lines on their backs,

Bark on a tree trunk.

And so,

Though you could hear them and smell them,

You could very seldom see them,

And then only when you knew precisely where to look.

They had a beautiful time in the sclusively,

Speckly,

Spickly shadows of the forest,

While the Leopard and the Ethiopian ran about over the sclusively grayish-yellowish-reddish High Veldt outside,

Wondering where all their breakfasts and dinners and their teas had gone.

At last,

They were so hungry that they ate rats and beetles and rock rabbits.

The Leopard and the Ethiopian.

And then they had the big tummy ache,

Both together.

And then they met Baviaan,

The dog-headed,

Barking baboon,

Who is quite the wisest animal in all South Africa,

Said the Leopard to Baviaan.

And it was a very hot day.

Where has all the game gone?

And Baviaan winked.

He knew.

Said Ethiopian to Baviaan,

Can you tell me the present habitat of the aboriginal fauna?

That meant just the same thing,

But the Ethiopian always used long words.

He was a grown-up.

And Baviaan winked.

He knew.

Then Baviaan said,

The game has gone into other spots,

And my advice to you,

Leopard,

Is to go into other spots as soon as you can.

And the Ethiopian said,

That is all fine,

But I wish to know whither the aboriginal fauna has migrated.

Then Baviaan said,

The aboriginal fauna has joined the aboriginal flora,

Because it was high time for a change.

And my advice to you,

Ethiopian,

Is to change as soon as you can.

That puzzled the Leopard and the Ethiopian.

But they set off to look for the aboriginal flora,

And presently,

After ever so many days,

They saw a great,

High,

Tall forest full of tree trunks,

All sclusively speckled and sprottled and spottled,

Dotted and splashed and slashed and hatched and crosshatched with shadows.

Say that quickly aloud,

And you will see how very shadowy the forest was.

Quickly aloud,

And you will see how very shadowy the forest must have been.

What is this?

Said the Leopard.

That is so sclusively dark,

And yet so full of little pieces at night.

I don't know,

Said the Ethiopian,

But it ought to be the aboriginal flora.

I can smell giraffe,

And I can hear giraffe,

But I can't see giraffe.

That's curious,

Said the Leopard.

I suppose it's because we have just come in out of the sunshine.

I can smell zebra,

And I can hear zebra,

But I can't see zebra.

Wait a bit,

Said the Ethiopian.

It's a long time since we've hunted them.

Perhaps we've forgotten what they were like.

Fiddle,

Said the Leopard.

I remember them perfectly,

On the high veldt,

Especially their marrow bones.

Giraffe is about 17 feet high,

Of a sclusively fulvus golden yellow from head to heel,

And zebra is about four and a half feet high,

Of a sclusively gray fawn color from head to heel.

Said the Ethiopian,

Looking into the speckly,

Spiggly shadows of the aboriginal flora forest.

Then they ought to show up in this dark place like ripe bananas in a smokehouse.

But they didn't.

The Leopard and the Ethiopian hunted all day,

And though they could smell them and hear them,

They never saw one of them.

For goodness sake,

Said the Leopard at tea time,

Let us wait till it gets dark.

This daylight hunting is a perfect scandal.

So they waited till dark,

And then the Leopard heard something breathing sniffly in the starlight that fell all stripy through the branches,

And he jumped at the noise,

And it smelt like zebra,

And it felt like zebra,

And when he knocked it down,

It kicked like zebra,

But he couldn't see it.

So he said,

Be quiet,

Oh you person without any form.

I'm going to sit on your head till morning,

Because there is something about you that I don't understand.

Presently he heard a grunt,

And a crash,

And a scramble,

And the Ethiopian called out,

I've caught a thing that I can't see.

It smells like a giraffe,

And it kicks like a giraffe,

But it hasn't any form.

Don't you trust it,

Said the Leopard.

Sit on its head till the morning,

Same as me.

They haven't any form,

Any of them.

So they sat down on them hard till bright morning time,

And then Leopard said,

What have you at your end of the table,

Brother?

Ethiopian scratched his head and said,

It ought to be exclusively a rich,

Full,

This orange tawny from head to heel,

And it ought to be a giraffe,

But it is covered all over with chestnut blotches.

What have you at your end of the table,

Brother?

The Leopard scratched his head and said,

It ought to be exclusively a delicate,

Grayish fawn,

And it ought to be zebra,

But it is covered all over with black and purple stripes.

What in the world have you been doing to yourselves,

Zebra?

Don't you know that if I were on the high velt,

I could see you ten miles off?

You haven't got any form.

Yes,

Said the Zebra.

But this isn't the high velt,

Can't you see?

I can now,

Said the Leopard.

But I couldn't all yesterday.

How was it done?

Let us up,

Said the Zebra,

And we will show you.

They let the Zebra and the Giraffe get up,

And the Zebra moved away to some little thorn bushes,

Where the sunlight fell all stripy,

And the Giraffe moved off to some tallish trees,

Where the shadows fell all blotchy.

Now watch,

Said the Zebra and the Giraffe.

This is the way it's done.

One,

Two,

Three,

And where's your breakfast?

Leopard stared,

And Ethiopian stared,

And Ethiopian stared,

But all they could see were stripy shadows,

And blotched shadows in the forest,

But never a sign of a Zebra and Giraffe.

They had just walked off and hidden themselves in the shadowy forest.

Hi,

Hi,

Said the Ethiopian.

That's a trick worth learning.

Take a lesson by it,

Leopard.

You should show up in this dark place like a bar of soap in a coal scuttle.

Ho,

Ho,

Said the Leopard.

Would it surprise you very much to know that you show up in this dark place like a mustard plaster on a sack of coals?

Well,

Calling names won't catch dinner,

Said the Ethiopian.

The long and the little of it is that we didn't match our backgrounds.

I'm going to take Bavion's advice.

He told me I ought to change,

And as I have nothing to change except my skin,

I'm going to change that.

What do,

Said the Leopard,

Tremendously excited,

To a nice working blackish brownish color with a little purple in it and touches of salty blue.

It will be the very thing for hiding in hollows and behind trees.

So he changed his skin then and there,

And the Leopard was more excited than ever.

He had never seen a man change his skin before.

But what about me?

She said when the Ethiopian had worked his last little finger into his fine new black skin.

You take Bavion's advice too.

He told you to go into spots.

So I did,

Said the Leopard.

I went into other spots as fast as I could.

I went into this spot with you,

And a lot of good it has done me.

Oh,

Said the Ethiopian.

Bavion didn't mean spots in South Africa.

He meant spots on your skin.

What's the use of that,

Said the Leopard.

Think of giraffe,

Said the Ethiopian.

Or if you prefer stripes,

Think of zebra.

They find their spots and stripes give them perfect satisfaction.

Um,

Said the Leopard.

I wouldn't look like zebra.

Not forever so.

Well,

Make up your mind,

Said the Ethiopian.

Because I'd hate to go hunting without you.

But I must if you insist on looking like a sunflower against a tarred fence.

I'll take spots then,

Said the Leopard.

But don't make them too vulgar big.

I wouldn't look like giraffe.

Not forever so.

I'll make them with the tips of my fingers,

Said the Ethiopian.

There's plenty of black left on my skin still.

Stand over.

Then the Ethiopian put his five fingers close together.

There was plenty of black left on his new skin still.

And pressed them all over the Leopard.

And wherever the five fingers touched,

They left five little black marks.

All close together.

You can see them on any Leopard skin you like,

Best beloved.

Sometimes the fingers slipped and the marks got a little blurred.

But if you look closely at any Leopard now,

You will see that there are always five spots off five black fingertips.

Now you are a beauty,

Said the Ethiopian.

You can lie out on the bare ground and look like a heap of pebbles.

You can lie out on the naked rocks and look like a piece of putting stone.

You can lie out on a leafy branch and look like sunshine sifting through the leaves.

And you can lie right across the center of a path and look nothing in particular.

Think of that and purr.

But if I'm all this,

Said the Leopard,

Why didn't you go spotty too?

Oh,

Plain black's best,

Said the Ethiopian.

Now come along and we'll see if we can get even with Mr.

One,

Two,

Three,

Where's Your Breakfast?

So they went away and lived happily ever afterwards.

Best beloved.

That is all.

Oh,

Now and then you will hear grownups say,

Can the Ethiopian change his skin or the Leopard his spots?

I don't think even grownups would keep on saying such a silly thing if the Leopard and the Ethiopian hadn't done it once.

Do you?

But they will never do it again.

Best beloved.

They are quite contented as they are.

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