Lektion 1
Ace Of Cups: The Emotional Espresso You Didn’t Order
In this lesson, we dive into the Ace of Cups with all the reverence of a spiritual download—and all the irreverence of a caffeinated poet on a feelings bender. You’ll explore how this card signals emotional beginnings, sacred openings, and that awkward moment when your heart says, “I’m ready,” but your brain is still hiding under the covers. Through humor, metaphor, and unapologetic depth, we’ll unpack the imagery, upright meanings, and reversed interpretations of this deeply felt card. You’ll learn how to recognize this energy in your own life—whether it shows up as a creative breakthrough, a spiritual nudge, or just that moment you cried at a commercial for oat milk. Let’s talk holy hydration, emotional espresso, and what it means to sip from the sacred chalice of vulnerability.
Lektion 2
Two Of Cups: Two Emotions Walk Into A Bar
In this lesson, we’ll explore the Two of Cups as a sacred—and occasionally chaotic—container for mutual vulnerability. Through humor, symbolism, and emotional honesty, we’ll unpack this card’s themes of connection, reflection, and the kind of eye contact that could make or break a soul contract. You’ll learn how to spot the difference between authentic reciprocity and performative partnership, and how this card can reflect all kinds of unions—from romance to business to finally getting your inner selves to stop bickering. We’ll also examine the reversed energy of disconnect, emotional imbalance, and the subtle art of ghosting yourself. Whether you’re raising your cup in celebration or apology, this card asks one thing: Can you meet another heart without losing your own?
Lektion 3
Three Of Cups: Joy Is A Group Project (And You’re Already Late)
In this lesson, we’ll raise a glass to the Three of Cups—the card of joyful connection, community celebration, and that soul-deep laughter that heals more than any mantra ever could. You’ll explore how this card invites you into communion, collaboration, and emotional resonance with others, whether through friendship, creativity, or spiritual kinship. We’ll unpack the card’s imagery, upright meanings, and reversed messages of exclusion, disconnection, and self-imposed isolation. Through symbolic analysis and real-life parallels, you’ll see how this card reminds us that joy isn’t extra—it’s essential. Whether your circle is three people or three parts of your psyche, this is your permission to gather, to feel, and to be seen.
Lektion 4
Four Of Cups: Man Seeks Meaning, Ignores Obvious Gift
In this lesson, we’ll explore the Four of Cups—the card of emotional static, spiritual snooze buttons, and missed miracles hiding in plain sight. You’ll unpack its imagery and meanings with irreverent depth, from that familiar fog of discontent to the quiet magic waiting just outside your current line of sight. We’ll dive into the upright energy of withdrawal, overwhelm, and craving meaning in a world full of noise—and the reversal’s slow re-entry into presence, clarity, and maybe even hope. Whether you’re sulking under your metaphorical tree or finally ready to peek at what the universe is offering, this card asks: Can you stop rehearsing disconnection long enough to notice what’s showing up?
Lektion 5
Five Of Cups: To Grieve, Or Not To Grieve—That Is The Question
In this lesson, we explore the Five of Cups—the tarot’s moody masterpiece of grief, regret, and the stubborn poetry of loss. With wit, compassion, and just enough theatrical flair, we’ll unpack the upright themes of emotional disappointment and sacred sulking, along with the reversed card’s quiet shift toward hope, forgiveness, and moving forward. You’ll learn how this card shows up in heartbreak, personal setbacks, and even the lingering sting of what-could-have-beens. Whether you’re deep in your dramatic mourning montage or starting to feel the first flickers of return, this card reminds you: it’s okay to feel everything, just don’t forget to check what’s still standing behind you.
Lektion 6
Six Of Cups: The Past Isn’t A Trap, It’s A Treasure Map
In this lesson, we step into the soft-focus world of the Six of Cups—a card that offers a gentle, emotionally intelligent look at nostalgia, memory, and the sacred art of reconnection. Through symbolism, insight, and a touch of irreverence, we’ll unpack the upright card’s invitation to revisit our emotional origins—not to stay stuck, but to remember what safety, sincerity, and soul-recognition feel like. We’ll also examine the reversed card’s caution against idealizing the past or looping old wounds on repeat. Whether this card shows up as inner child work, a familiar face, or the ache of a simpler time, it asks: Are you honoring the past as a teacher, or mistaking it for home?
Lektion 7
Seven Of Cups: Wheel Of Misfortune, But Make It Spiritual
In this lesson, we navigate the kaleidoscope of possibilities that is the Seven of Cups—a card of choices, temptations, delusions, and daydreams with questionable side effects. You’ll explore the card’s surreal imagery and learn to recognize the difference between authentic vision and emotional clickbait. Upright, this card is a buffet of potential paths (some inspired, some catastrophic). Reversed, it signals clarity—or the terror of having to finally choose. Whether you’re building castles in the sky or dodging spiritual phishing scams, the Seven of Cups reminds you: imagination is power, but discernment is survival.
Lektion 8
Eight Of Cups: A Forecast For John Galt
In this lesson, we’ll explore the Eight of Cups—tarot’s quiet exit strategy and poetic mic drop. This card captures the moment you realize that what once sustained you no longer does, and the only path forward is... away. Upright, it signals the soul’s decision to leave behind the "good enough" in search of something truer, even if the destination is unknown. Reversed, it reveals hesitation, the inner tug-of-war between comfort and calling. Together, we’ll unpack the card’s symbolism, emotional nuance, and spiritual backbone. Because sometimes, the bravest thing you can do is not to fight, but to walk.
Lektion 9
Nine Of Cups: The Quiet Flex
In this lesson, we’ll dive into the Nine of Cups—tarot’s soft celebration of fulfillment, contentment, and the audacity of quiet joy. Upright, this card signals a deeply personal win, a wish fulfilled without the need for spectacle. It’s the moment when satisfaction speaks for itself and the soul finally exhales. Reversed, the card invites reflection on false finishes, emotional emptiness, or pleasures that have lost their flavor. Together, we’ll explore how to tell the difference between true fulfillment and curated contentment, and why sometimes the most powerful flex is simply saying, “I’m good.”
Lektion 10
Ten Of Cups: The Apocalypse Was Canceled Due To Emotional Maturity
In this lesson, we’ll bask in the emotional glow of the Ten of Cups—a card that whispers, “You made it,” not because life is perfect, but because love showed up anyway. We’ll explore the upright version’s sense of deep emotional fulfillment, chosen-family harmony, and the kind of peace that radiates from the inside out. Reversed, this card reveals subtle gaps between expectation and reality: moments when joy feels just out of reach, or when the fantasy of happiness gets in the way of the real thing. Whether you’re mid-cartwheel or still chasing the rainbow, the Ten of Cups reminds you that emotional maturity is the real miracle—and it might taste like peach pie.
Lektion 11
Page Of Cups: The Prophetic Aquarium
In this lesson, we explore the Page of Cups—the tarot’s tender oracle of emotional curiosity and creative beginnings. Upright, this card signals the arrival of intuitive nudges, artistic whispers, and unexpected feelings that refuse to stay quiet. Reversed, it invites you to notice where you might be ignoring your inner voice, romanticizing the unreachable, or dismissing your emotional instincts as impractical. We’ll unpack the symbolism of the fish-in-a-cup, the Page’s dreamy expression, and why vulnerability isn’t a risk—it’s a portal. Whether it’s art, love, or tears at a soup commercial, the Page says: “Let it flow. Even if it’s weird.”
Lektion 12
Knight Of Cups: The Day My Therapist Rode A Horse Into Session
In this lesson, we meet the Knight of Cups—tarot’s poetic crusader of feeling, imagination, and exquisitely timed vulnerability. Upright, he invites you to move through the world with emotional integrity and creative courage, even if your heart is wearing glitter and slightly overcommitted boots. He’s the call to follow what stirs your spirit: love, art, longing, or all of the above. Reversed, the Knight of Cups may bring emotional turbulence, illusion dressed as intuition, or a tendency to chase dreams without checking the expiration date. Together, we’ll explore how to channel his energy with discernment, grace, and just enough romantic nonsense to make life feel real again.
Lektion 13
Queen Of Cups: That Time A Shell Diagnosed Me
In this lesson, we meet the Queen of Cups—tarot’s high priestess of emotional depth, intuitive knowing, and unbothered boundaries. Upright, she invites you into the sacred stillness where true empathy lives, where softness becomes strength, and where your inner world finally gets to exhale. She’s not here to fix your feelings. She’s here to help you respect them. Reversed, she reveals emotional overload, unclear boundaries, or compassion burnout. We’ll explore the Queen’s symbolism, power, and quiet command—learning how to listen to your intuition without drowning in everyone else’s noise. Because sometimes the wisest thing you can do is hold your cup... and keep the lid on it.
Lektion 14
King Of Cups: The Sea Captain Who Cried Once And Was Never Questioned Again
In this lesson, we meet the King of Cups—the ocean-eyed sovereign of emotional maturity, compassionate leadership, and calm amid chaos. Upright, he represents mastery over feeling without repression, empathy without self-abandonment, and wisdom forged in stormy waters. He teaches that true strength is quiet, composed, and grounded in emotional intelligence. Reversed, he signals emotional overload, blurred boundaries, or the subtle erosion that comes from always holding it together. Whether you’re learning to steady your waters or recognize emotional authority in others, the King of Cups reminds you: stillness is not weakness. It’s a strategy. And sometimes, real power just… floats.
