Dental Hygienist – Whispering Sweet Nothings To Your Molars

Dental hygienists clean teeth, lecture about flossing, and wield tiny mirrors with passive-aggressive precision. Perfect for drifting off—because nothing says “relaxation” like plaque removal and gum health. Ideal insomnia relief with a hint of fluoride.

Reviews

I kept waiting for you to read that a dental hygienist’s primary job was to “clean teeth”, but never heard it. Course I didn’t stay awake to the end, so it might have eventually come along… Thanks Ben!

I fall asleep in the dentist chair a lot. I bet if they played this, more people would 😴

Thank you 🙏🏼 Ben! I really enjoyed it! What I heard of it!🤷🏻‍♀️More job descriptions! They are a perfect snooze fest 😴!!

Good grief that was dull! 😂😂😂
Keep the boring stuff coming Benjamin (and of course mix some interesting ones in too).
Thank you Benjamin, excellent reading and boring topic. 😻😻😻

My former profession, very boring. Yawn, put me right to 😴 💤 🛏 ...