How To Stay Sane "Your Not Mentally Ill You Are Shocked"

This is a short impro presentation akin to Victoria around the explanation of Borderline personality disorder. Laurene sings the Bpd song with piano as she explores the condition and how we are all shocked. Funny and informative. Laurene was diagnosed 12 years ago. She recovered in a Therapeutic community on the Nhs for free without medications. Laurene explains the condition thanks to her training in the community where she learned how to deal with the condition and how to help other

Transcript

There's a keyboard, There's a piano. I'm gonna sit down by the piano and I'm going to sing. I'm going to sing. There. I'm going to sing. This is the church where God is apparently supposed to live. I've been performing since I was six years of age. Six years of age. And they wouldn't let me go anywhere. They wouldn't let me perform anywhere. I've been blocked. My book is blocked. Because I'm telling you that you don't need medication for borderline personality disorder. And I will sing it to you. A little bit of agoraphobia. A little bit of OCD. A little bit of claustrophobia. That's BPD. A little or a lot of depression. Laced with it's all about me. Narcissism. A couple of Tourette's, Tourette's, Tourette's, Tourette's, Tourette's. Now what comes next? That's BPD. A little bit of autism. A little bit of ADHD. A cup of paranoia. You're looking at me. That's BPD. Now add in schizoid tendencies and make it all about me. Narcissism. A spoon of manic states. Got a lot on our plates with a monkey brain that I cannot train. That's BPD. It's all about me. An OCD. A PTSD. An ADD. An ADHD. You name it. What else is there? Depression. BPD. BOD. Mental labels, Labels, Labels. More and more labels. More and more labels. That's BPD. A little bit of autism. A little bit of ADHD. A cup of paranoia. You're looking at me. That's BPD. Now add in schizoid tendencies and make it all about me. Narcissism. A little bit of paranoia. A little bit. A little bit of what? A little bit of this. A little bit of that. A little bit of this and a little bit of that. You put them all and you take them out of a hat. And that's BPD. Borderline. Personality disorder. Complex needs disorder. They need to medicate you more and more and more. A little bit of panic. A little bit of night terrors. Who was abused mentally, Physically, Sexually, Emotionally, Bullied? You. That's BPD. Now add in schizoid tendencies. Schizoid tendencies. Let me tell you about them. Do you believe in angels? Well, Apparently you're schizophrenic. Well, That's what's in the tests when they test you if you're schizoid. If you believe in angels, Apparently you're schizoid. Right. You hear voices. Do you see people? Do you feel everything because you're an empath? No, You're mentally ill. No, You're not. You're a medium. You're not a maximum. You're not a minimum. You're a medium. You're a clairvoyant. Clairaudience. Clairstentience. That's what you are. But no, You're sick in the head. Apparently you've got a little bit of paranoia. A little bit of ADHD. A cup of paranoia. You're looking at me. That's BPD. I can't even remember the words of my own songs. A Cup of Tourettes! ! Because you talk too much. That's because you're not allowed celebrity. Oh no, You're not Katie Price, Apparently. That's what they told me when I tried to get on loose women when I sold out no I tried to sell it out I sold out every single fringe I sold out Edinburgh I sold out Henley I sold out Brighton twice and got a five-star review that wasn't enough for them because I was a Katie Price. Now that is very nice. A little bit, A little bit of this and a little bit of that. It makes you fodder. A little bit of this and a little bit of that. It makes you nothing to them but monorail. So I'm telling you you're not mentally ill. You're shocked. A little bit of agoraphobia, A little bit of OCD, A little bit of claustrophobia. That's BPD. A little bit of adding schizoid tendencies and make it all about me. Narcissism. Narcissism, Narcissism, Narcissism. You're not narcissistic. You may be not autistic. There's nothing wrong with you, My friends. They can make loads of money out of you by giving you a pill for everything. Let's see. I can't stop shopping. I want to shop all day. Let's make a condition called overshopping disorder. I can't stop washing my hands. I can't stop eating. I want to eat too much. A disorder. I like, I like. I want to sing, But I can't sing anywhere because I'm not a celebrity. A disorder. My mother died last week. My friend disowned me. I'm abandoned. A disorder. I was abused. I was attacked. It's a disorder. Let's give you medicine. Let's give you pills until they're coming out of every cell in your body. Let's give you poisons that cannot digest. You're an organic piece of work. A little bit of agoraphobia. A little bit of OCD. A little bit of claustrophobia. That's BPD. No, It's not BPD. Remember when you used to go to Woolworths and get, Oh, I get winegums and I get chocolate. I get marshmallows and get those little pear things. And those squiggly things that look like snakes. Lots of sweets. Put them in my bag. A little bit of this. A little bit of that. That's what the doctor described BPD to me. When you go to Woolworths, You take sweets. You take chocolate. You take those little bottle things. You know what I mean? Licorice. Oh, And winegums. And what else could you get? Loads of these little sweets. That's BPD. It's all about me. Complex needs disorder, They call it now, Because it's a disorder. Apparently there's.

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