Winnie The Pooh - Pooh And Piglet Go Hunting

Please sit back and relax as I continue reading Winnie-the-Pooh by A.A. Milne in this Chapter 3: "In Which Pooh and Piglet Go Hunting and Nearly Catch a Woozle." Follow along as Pooh and Piglet embark on a whimsical adventure, full of curiosity and imagination, in search of the mysterious Woozle.

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Winnie the Pooh Chapter 3. In Which Pooh and Piglet Go Hunting and Nearly Catch a Woozle Piglet lived in a very grand house in the middle of a beech tree, And the beech tree was in the middle of the forest, And the piglet lived in the middle of the house. Next to his house was a piece of broken board which had Trespassers W on it. When Christopher Robin asked the piglet what it meant, He said it was his grandfather's name and had been in the family for a long time. Christopher Robin said, You couldn't be called Trespassers W. And Piglet said, Yes, Yes you could, Because his grandfather was, And it was short for Trespassers Will, Which was short for Trespassers William. And his grandfather had had two names in case he lost one, Trespassers after an uncle and William after Trespassers. I've got two names, Said Christopher Robin carelessly. Well, There you are, That proves it, Said Piglet. One fine winter's day, When Piglet was brushing away the snow in front of his house, He happened to look up and there was Winnie the Pooh. Pooh was walking around and around in a circle, Thinking of something else. And when Piglet called out to him, He just went on walking. Hello, Said Piglet. What are you doing? Hunting, Said Pooh. Hunting what? Tracking something, Said Winnie the Pooh very mysteriously. Tracking what? Said Piglet coming closer. That's what I ask myself. I ask myself what? What do you think you'll answer? I shall have to wait until I catch up with it, Said Winnie the Pooh. Now, Look here, He pointed to the ground in front of him. What do you see there? Tracks, Said Piglet. Paw marks. He gave a little squeak of excitement. Pooh, Do you think it's a woosel? It may be, Said Pooh. Sometimes it is and sometimes it isn't. You never can tell with paw marks. With these few words, He went on tracking. And Piglet, After watching him for a minute or two, Ran after him. Winnie the Pooh had come to a sudden stop and was bending over the tracks in a puzzled sort of way. What's the matter, Asked Piglet. It's a very funny thing. Said Bear. But there seems to be two animals now. This, Whatever it was, Has been joined by another, Whatever it is, And the two of them are now proceeding in company. Would you mind coming with me, Piglet, In case they turn out to be hostile animals? Piglet scratched his ear in a nice sort of way and said that he had nothing to do until Friday and would be delighted to come, In case it really was a woosel. You mean, In case it really is two woosels, Said Winnie the Pooh. And Piglet said that anyhow he had nothing to do until Friday, So off they went together. There was a small spiny of larch trees just ahead, And it seemed as if the two woosels, If that is what they were, Had been going round this spiny. So round this spiny went Pooh and Piglet after them. Piglet passing the time by telling Pooh what his grandfather Trespassers W had done to remove stiffness after tracking, And how his grandfather, Trespassers W, Had suffered in his later years from shortness of breath and other matters of interest, And Pooh wondering what a grandfather was like, And if perhaps this was two grandfathers they were after now, And, If so, Whether he would be allowed to take one home and keep it, And what Christopher Robin would say. And still the tracks went on in front of them. Suddenly, Winnie the Pooh stopped and pointed excitedly in front of him. Look! W-what, Said Piglet with a chomp, And then, To show that he hadn't been frightened, He jumped up and down once or twice more in an exercising sort of way. The tracks, Said Pooh. A third animal has joined the other two. Pooh, Cried Piglet. Do you think it's another woozle? No, Said Pooh, Because it makes different marks. It is either two woozles and one, As it might be, Woozle, Or two, As it might be, Woozles, And one, If so it is, Woozle. Let us continue to follow them. So they went on, Feeling just a little anxious now, In case the three animals in front of them were of hostile intent, And Piglet wished very much that his grandfather T. W. Were there, Instead of elsewhere. And Pooh thought how nice it would be if they met Christopher Robin suddenly, But quite accidentally, And only because he liked Christopher Robin so much. And then, All of a sudden, Winnie the Pooh stopped again, And licked the tip of his nose in a cooling manner, For he was feeling more hot and anxious than ever in his life before. There were four animals in front of them. Do you see, Piglet? Look at their tracks. Three, As it were, Woozles, And one, As it was, Woozle. Another woozle has joined them. And so it seemed to be. There were the tracks, Crossing over each other here, Getting mottled up with each other there, But, Quite plainly, Every now and then, The tracks of four sets of paws. I think, Said Piglet, When he had licked the tip of his nose, Too, And found that it brought very little comfort. I think that I just remembered something. I've just remembered something that I forgot to do yesterday, And shan't be able to do tomorrow. So I suppose I really ought to go back and do it now. We'll do it this afternoon, And I'll come with you, Said Pooh. It isn't the sort of thing you can do in the afternoon, Said Piglet quickly. It's a very particular morning thing that has to be done in the morning, And, If possible, Between the hours of—what would you say the time was? About twelve, Said Winnie the Pooh, Looking at the sun. Between, As I was saying, The hours of twelve and five. So, Really, Dear old Pooh, If you'll excuse me, What's that? Pooh looked up at the sky, And then, As he heard the whistle again, He looked up into the branches of a big oak tree, And then he saw a friend of his. It's Christopher Robin, He said. Ah, Then you'll be all right. Said Piglet. You'll be quite safe with him. Good-bye. He trotted off home as quickly as he could, Very glad to be out of all danger again. Christopher Robin came slowly down his tree. Silly old bear, He said. What were you doing? First you went round the spiny twice by yourself, And then Piglet ran after you, And you went around again together, And then you were just going round a fourth time. Wait a moment, Said Winnie the Pooh, Holding up his paw. He sat down and thought, In the most thoughtful way he could. Then he fitted his paw into one of the tracks, And then he scratched his nose twice, And stood up. Yes, Said Winnie the Pooh. I see now, Said Winnie the Pooh. I have been foolish and deluded, He said, And am a bear of no brain at all. You're the best bear in all the world, Said Christopher Robin soothingly. I am, Said Pooh hopefully, And then he brightened up suddenly. Anyhow, He said, It is nearly lunchtime. So he went home for it. That concludes chapter three, In which Pooh and Piglet go hunting and nearly catch a woozle.