Hey y'all,
This one's called Can't Switch Off.
And since you clicked on it,
You probably already know why you're here.
Your brain won't quit.
It's 11 o'clock at night and you're lying there.
And out of nowhere it wants to bring up something you did in the 9th grade.
Or it wants to plan out a conversation that you haven't even had yet.
Or it just needs to know really bad right now.
If you lock the front door.
We're not going to try to fight it head on.
It never works.
I've tried.
We're just going to give your mind something simple to focus on for a few.
Your breath.
Your hands.
Your feet.
And see if it'll settle down a little.
So get comfortable.
Set.
Lie down,
Whatever.
As long as gravity is involved somehow.
Floating is prohibited.
Close your eyes or lower your gaze if you're one of those.
I don't trust no closed eyes people.
No judgment.
I don't trust elevators.
Here's the game.
Your brain gets three stations to visit.
Hands.
It's basically a tiny obstacle course and your job is to show up at each one.
Station 1.
The breath.
We're gonna go in for six.
Then we're going to go out for a sit.
I'll be counting for you.
In one.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Out.
One.
Two.
Three.
In one.
Out.
One,
Two,
Three,
Four.
Five.
Nice,
Look at you breathing with your breath and stuff.
Station two is the hands.
While you're inhaling because we're going to be breathing during this too.
While you're inhaling,
Make a fist.
Both hands squeeze like you are personally offended by something.
Hold it while you're breathing in.
One,
Two,
Three,
Four.
Five,
Six,
Then we're going to let it go completely heavy for six.
Just drop them.
One,
Two,
Three.
Okay,
So let's do that.
Ready?
Hands.
One.
Too.
Four.
Five.
Heavy.
Wine.
Too.
Four.
Five,
Hands.
Five heavy wine.
Too.
Sorry.
Five,
Hands,
One.
Four.
Five.
Heavy.
For.
Look at you.
Squeezing your hand.
Are you a professional?
Okay,
We're gonna try again.
But this time we're going to do feet.
This is Station 3.
I'm not showing you my feet for legal reasons.
But you're quick enough on the uptake to grasp this concept.
On this next inhale,
We're going to squeeze our feet.
Curl your toes.
Tense the whole foot.
Like you're trying to grip the floor through the shoes.
Okay.
You ready?
Feet,
Squeeze,
One.
On me.
Four,
Five heavy feet.
Squeeze feet one.
Four.
5 heavy feet.
For.
Five feet,
One.
Too.
Three.
Four.
Five heavy wine.
Three.
Five.
Good job.
So you exhale when you release.
Let them heavy.
Good,
Let's now do the whole loop.
This time all in a row.
All for six.
Breath.
Hands.
Feet.
Okay,
Here we go.
Okay,
Ready,
Breath.
Exhale.
And Out.
Hands won.
Five heavy wine.
Five feet one 5.
Heavy Wine too.
Five,
Breathe in,
One.
Out Five hands.
One.
It's heavy.
Too.
Feet wide.
Heavy one.
Too.
Here's the part where you know we can stop pretending that your brain is going to sit here for this whole time,
Quietly,
Being all nice.
It's not.
It's going to bring you things mid rotation.
Uninvited.
That's fine.
That's his whole personality.
That's what the brain does.
So when a thought shows up during this,
Like a very polite security guard checking IDs at the door.
We're going to check it,
And then we're going to go back to whatever station you were at.
Maybe it's.
.
.
I forgot to reply to that email.
Label it.
Email guilt.
Noted.
Back to feet,
Or wherever you are.
Maybe it's.
.
.
What if I said something weird in that meeting three years ago?
Classic.
Nostalgic self-roast.
Back to the breath,
Or wherever you're at.
Maybe it's just,
Am I doing this right?
Label it.
Meta-worrying.
Ooh,
Very advanced.
Gold star.
Back to your breath,
Or wherever.
This is focus meditation.
Okay,
Let's smash this.
In breath,
One.
Five out.
Five hands won.
5.
Heavy Wine five feet one too.
Breath in one.
Five out of one.
Five hands won.
Too.
Five heavy ones.
Sorry.
For.
Five feet one five heavy one.
Five,
Let it slow down.
Breath.
Soon.
Three.
Five out.
Five hands.
One.
Sorry.
Five heavy ones.
Soon.
Three.
Five feet.
Wine.
Two.
Three.
Four,
Five,
Heavy.
Soon.
Sorry.
Five in.
Five out.
Hands.
Why?
Sorry.
Heavy.
Three,
Feet.
Three.
Heavy.
What?
Nice,
Here's the truth.
Your brain is going to start right back up the second that this video ends.
And that is okay.
That isn't normal.
That's what it's for.
You're not trying to switch it off forever.
You're just proving that for a while.
While it can run a lap.
Without you chasing it.
You know where the stations are now.
You can come back anytime.
Whenever you're ready,
There's no rush.
You can open your eyes.
If they were closed or just left your gaze.
And you can go back out there.
The door's locked.
You're fine.
You took care of yourself today.
It means a lot.
Good job.
It's important.
See you on your next spiral.
Namasteya.