Welcome to The Adventures of Captain EJ.
This is a moment from Captain EJ vs.
The Knucklers,
Episode 1.
Captain EJ,
Hero,
Do you copy?
Over.
We copy,
Mr.
Honeybee.
What's the matter so early this morning?
I wish I had better news,
But it seems you two are needed immediately in Dormir.
I have your gear ready over here.
I just finished up the last minute repairs.
Hopefully,
You won't need it,
But just in case.
We move to action and quickly climb down from the roof.
Right hand,
Right foot,
Left hand,
Left foot.
With a jump,
We land back on the ground and take off running to the command center.
When we arrive at the rather plain-looking garage,
You do the secret knock so Mr.
Honeybee knows it's us.
No one would ever suspect what high-tech equipment sits on the other side of this garage door,
And that is very much the point.
To boast of such a thing would bring more harm than good,
And we are in the business of bringing and restoring good.
The garage door opens,
And Mr.
Honeybee hands each of us a brand new suit.
Since your other suit was nearly destroyed on your last mission,
This one is made of carbon polymer because you are the best of the best and need the best.
As we suit up,
Mr.
Honeybee briefs us on our assignment for the day as he always does.
Take a slow,
Deep breath in through your nose to prepare on all levels.
Find your focus.
Find your strength.
Then slowly breathe all the way out through your mouth.
Mr.
Honeybee explains that over the last week,
Things that were there yesterday have been suddenly and instantaneously disappearing.
Big,
Unmovable things,
And they've been disappearing without a trace.
One resident reportedly witnessed one of her silversmithing machines be vaporized into thin air.
She woke up extra early,
Before the sun,
To smith her silver.
After gathering supplies,
She walked out to the two-ton machine in her backyard.
She looked down to make sure she had her thermometer,
And by the time she looked back up,
The entire machine was just gone.
Only a puff of smoke was left.
Other reports have been filed for vaporized scooters,
Sheds,
And swing sets.
Mr.
Honeybee thumbs through a report and pauses.
Someone even reported that their horse was almost vaporized.
Luckily,
He was able to narrowly escape into his stable.
You know we cannot let this go on any longer,
Hero.
They need help,
And who better to help than us?
With our suits zipped up and electromagnetic shields in our hands,
We head to Dormir on our off-road personal transporters.
The wheels are big enough to handle the mountain terrain if necessary,
And the engine is quiet enough to stealthily move around the town unnoticed.
You've never been out this far into the Honeybee neighborhood,
And you don't know exactly what to expect.
The beautiful scenery soothes your nerves and gives you the confidence you need to protect all the good in the world.
EJ Honeybee Hero,
Join me for this 10-episode adventure.
Let's start at the beginning.
Meet me at Captain EJ vs.
The Knucklers Episode 1 for the full story.
We need to fight for what's right.
Captain EJ over and out.
