Welcome to The Adventures of Captain EJ.
This is a moment from Captain EJ vs.
The Knucklers,
Episode 2.
Mr.
Honeybee,
We should use the ENV-MAX for this mission.
The personal transporters don't offer enough protection.
Did you get the retractable wings fixed?
Yep.
The ENV,
The N-V,
Has been through a thorough inspection and is ready to use.
I gave you slightly smaller wings for easier maneuvering.
Hummingbirds will certainly be N-V-S of your hovering.
You get it?
Yes,
Of course,
I get it.
E-N-V,
Electric Networked Vehicle,
E-N-V-N-V,
You and your jokes are just so.
.
.
P-P-Punny?
Sure.
Let's go with that.
Now let's also hope that the Knucklers are even more N-V-S than the Hummingbirds.
The suit of heat regulating silver fits you like a glove,
As does the rest of your armor for this undercover mission.
One by one,
You put on each component then conceal it behind a layer of plain clothes.
This way you and Captain EJ can stay incognito,
But also be protected as you get closer to the Knucklers.
The reflective electromagnetic face shield that fits snugly under your Battle Buzz helmet can turn into sunglasses.
The Battle Buzz helmet itself can fold back into a beanie.
The chest plate doubles as and flips around into a backpack and the gloves,
Well,
Those are just really spiffy gloves.
The entire suit can fit under your favorite hoodie and comfy pants so that you're perfectly aligned with the highest technology,
But also still nimble.
You now have a place to attach your remote control and its holster within the contours of the suit.
As you look down to secure it,
You wonder what exactly it does.
You think that it must be powerful,
Despite it being so small.
You're certainly not going to press the button to find out.
That was mystifying.
For now,
You look up to once again see yourself standing in front of the wall mirror that closes as the robotic arm retracts.
You pull on your favorite hoodie and zip it up.
Stand up tall,
With your head held high and your shoulders as far from your ears as possible.
Looking at your reflection in the mirror,
Take a slow,
Deep breath in through your nose.
Tighten each of your muscles to reconnect with your strength,
Then slowly breathe all the way out through your mouth and let yourself relax into that strength.
Study what you see in the mirror.
It's us,
Captain EJ,
And his trusted sidekick,
Honeybee Hero.
The Knucklers don't stand a chance,
Because we fight for what's right.
EJ.
Now that we're suited up,
We leave the stronghold to go back to the command center.
The motion sensor lights flicker off behind us as we walk out and the doors seal themselves shut.
Once secured,
Mr.
Honeybee pulls a lever and a wall drops down in front of the vault door to hide it completely.
Then without saying anything,
He grabs the tire of a bike that hangs beside another one on a ceiling rack.
He slides the whole bike rack over in front of the wall,
Wipes the dust from his hands,
And walks past us to open the garage door.
He has the vehicles waiting for us out in the driveway.
Mine is red and gray,
My favorite colors,
And yours is your favorite color.
They look tidy,
But like that remote control in your pocket and this whole garage,
You now know not to underestimate unassuming things.
Not flaunting your power is the surest sign of that deep,
Quiet power that helps the best of the best endure.
We pull our hoods up for the early morning drive we have ahead of us.
Luckily,
Our face shields transform into sunglasses because the sun is already coming up.
You would never suspect what kind of technology we are wearing.
We just look like two best friends enjoying a ride in our compact,
Futuristic cars.
As Mr.
Honeybee sees us off,
All of his devices buzz and ding.
You two better hurry.
The Knucklers have been just as busy as we have.
Dormir needs you.
You sit down in the single-seat ENV and strap yourself in.
The steering wheel looks like it belongs in a spaceship,
But feels right in your hands.
Now we head back to Dormir.
Pinky and Thumb might not be ready.
But we are.
Honeybee Hero,
Join me for this 10-episode adventure.
Let's start at the beginning.
Meet me at Captain EJ vs.
The Knucklers Episode 1 for the full story.
We need to fight for what's right.
Captain EJ,
Over and out.
