Chapter 12, The Enchanted April By Elizabeth Von Arnim

Chapter 12, The Enchanted April by Elizabeth Von Arnim written in 1922, was inspired by a trip to the Italian Riviera.
Mrs. Wilkins and Mrs. Arbuthnot are captivated by an advertisement in The Times. "To those who appreciate wisteria and sunshine. Small medieval castle on the Mediterranean to be let furnished for the month of April..."

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The Enchanted April Chapter 12 At the evening meal,

Which was the first time the whole four sat round the dining-room table together,

Scrap appeared.

She appeared quite punctually,

And in one of those wrappers or tea-gowns which are sometimes described as ravishing.

This one really was ravishing.

It certainly ravished Mrs.

Wilkins,

Who could not take her eyes off the enchanting figure opposite.

It was a shell-pink garment,

And clung to the adorable Scrap as though it too loved her.

"'What a beautiful dress!

' exclaimed Mrs.

Wilkins eagerly.

"'What,

This old rag?

' said Scrap,

Glancing down at it as if to see which one she had got on.

"'I have had it a hundred years,

' and she concentrated on her soup.

"'You must be very cold in it,

' said Mrs.

Fisher,

Thin-lipped.

"'Who,

Me?

' said Scrap,

Looking up a moment.

"'Oh,

No,

' and she continued her soup.

"'You mustn't catch a chill,

You know,

' said Mrs.

Arbuthnot,

Feeling that such a loveliness must at all costs be preserved unharmed.

"'There's a great difference here when the sun goes down.

' "'I'm quite warm,

' said Scrap,

Industriously eating her soup.

"'You look as if you have nothing on at all underneath,

' said Mrs.

Fisher.

"'I haven't.

At least,

Hardly anything,

' said Scrap,

Finishing her soup.

"'How very imprudent,

' said Mrs.

Fisher,

And how highly improper.

' Whereupon Scrap stared at her.

Mrs.

Fisher had arrived at dinner,

Feeling friendly towards Lady Caroline.

She at least had not intruded into her room,

And sat at her table,

And written with her pen.

She did,

Mrs.

Fisher had supposed,

Know how to behave.

Now it appeared that she did not know,

For this behaving,

To come dressed,

No undressed,

Like that to a meal.

Such behaviour was not only exceedingly improper,

But also most inconsiderate.

For the indelicate creature would certainly catch a chill,

And then infect the entire party.

Mrs.

Fisher had a great objection to other people's chills.

They were always the fruit of folly,

And they were handed on to her,

Who had nothing at all done to deserve them.

"'Bird-brained,

' thought Mrs.

Fisher,

Sternly contemplating Lady Caroline.

Not an idea in her head,

Except vanity.

' "'But there are no men here,

' said Mrs.

Wilkins.

"'So how can it be improper?

Have you noticed,

' she inquired of Mrs.

Fisher,

Who endeavoured to pretend she did not hear,

"'how difficult it is to be improper without men?

' Mrs.

Fisher neither answered her nor looked at her,

But Scrap looked at her,

And did that with her mouth which,

In any other mouth,

Would have been a faint grin.

Seen from without,

Across the bowl of nasturtiums,

It was the most beautiful of brief and dimpled smiles.

"'She had a very alive sort of face,

That one,

' thought Scrap,

Observing Mrs.

Wilkins with a dawn of interest.

It was rather like a field of corn swept by lights and shadows.

Both she and the Dark One,

Scrap noticed,

Had changed their clothes,

But only in order to put on silk jumpers.

The same amount of trouble would have been enough to dress them properly,

' reflected Scrap.

Naturally,

They looked like nothing on earth in the jumpers.

It didn't matter what Mrs.

Fisher wore.

Indeed,

The only thing for her,

Short of plumes and ermine,

Was what she did wear.

But these others were still quite young and quite attractive.

They really definitely had faces.

How different life would be for them if they made the most of themselves instead of the least.

And yet,

Scrap was suddenly bored,

And turned away,

Her thoughts and absently ate toast.

What did it matter?

If you did make the best of yourself,

You only collected people around you who ended up wanting to grab.

I've had the most wonderful day,

' began Mrs.

Wilkins,

Her eyes shining.

Scrap lowered hers.

Oh,

She thought,

She's going to gush.

As though anybody were interested in her day,

Thought Mrs.

Fisher,

Lowering hers also.

In fact,

Whenever Mrs.

Wilkins spoke,

Mrs.

Fisher deliberately cast down her eyes.

Thus she would mark her disapproval.

Besides,

It seemed the only safety thing to do with her eyes.

For no one could tell what the uncurbed creature would say next.

That which she had just said,

For instance,

About men,

Addressed too to her.

What could she mean?

Better not conjecture,

Thought Mrs.

Fisher.

And her eyes,

Though cast down,

Yet saw Lady Caroline stretch out her hand to the Chianti flask and fill her glasses again.

Again.

And she had done it once already.

And the fish was only just going out of the room.

Mrs.

Fisher could see that the other respectable member of the party,

Mrs.

Arbuthnot,

Was noticing it too.

Mrs.

Arbuthnot was,

She hoped and believed,

Respectable and well-meaning.

It is true that she also had invaded her sitting room,

But no doubt she had been dragged there by the other one.

And Mrs.

Fisher had little,

If anything,

Against Mrs.

Arbuthnot,

Who observed with approval that she only drank water.

That was as it should be.

So,

Indeed,

To give her dues,

Did the freckled one,

And the very right at their age.

She herself drank wine,

But with moderation.

One meal,

One glass.

And she was sixty-five,

And might properly,

And even beneficially,

Have at least two.

That,

She said to Lady Caroline,

Cutting right across Mrs.

Wilkins,

Was telling them about her wonderful day,

And indicating the wine-glass is very bad for you.

Lady Caroline,

However,

Could not have heard,

For she continued to sit,

Her elbow on the table,

And listen to what Mrs.

Wilkins was saying.

And what was it that she was saying?

She had invited someone to come and stay.

A man?

Mrs.

Fisher could not credit her ears,

Yet evidently it was a man,

For she spoke of the person as he.

Suddenly,

And for the first time,

But then it was most important,

Mrs.

Fisher addressed Mrs.

Wilkins directly.

She was sixty-five,

And cared very little for what sorts of women she had happened to be with for a month.

But if the women were to be mixed with men,

It was a different proposition altogether.

She was not going to be made a cat's paw of.

She had not come out there to sanction,

By her presence,

What used to,

In her day,

Be called fast behaviour.

Nothing had been said at the interview in London about men.

If there had been,

She would have declined,

Of course,

To come.

What is his name?

Asked Mrs.

Fisher,

Abruptly interposing.

Mrs.

Wilkins turned to her with a slight surprise.

Wilkins,

She said.

Wilkins?

Yes.

Your name?

And his?

A relation?

Not blood.

A connection.

A husband.

Mrs.

Fisher once more cast down her eyes.

She could not talk to Mrs.

Wilkins.

There was something about the things she said.

A husband.

Suggesting one of many.

Always that unseemly twist to everything.

Why could she not say,

My husband?

Besides,

Mrs.

Fisher had.

She herself knew,

Not for what reason,

Taken both the hamstered young women for widows.

War ones.

There had been an absence of mention of husbands,

At the interview,

Which would not be considered be natural,

If such persons did,

After all,

Exist.

If a husband was not a relation,

Who was?

Not blood.

What a way to talk.

Why,

A husband was the first of all relations.

How well she remembered Ruskin.

No,

It was not Ruskin.

It was the Bible that said a man should leave his father and mother,

And cleave only to his wife.

Showing that she became,

By marriage,

An even more than blood relation.

And if the husband's father and mother were to be nothing to him,

Compared to his wife,

How much less than nothing ought the wife's father and mother to be to her,

Compared to her husband.

And she herself had been unable to leave her father and mother,

In order to cleave,

To Mr.

Fisher.

Because they were no longer.

And she married,

Alive.

But she certainly would have left them if they had not been there to leave.

Not blood,

Indeed.

Silly talk.

The dinner was very good.

Succulents succeeded succulents.

Constanza had determined to do as she chose in the manner of cream and eggs the first week,

And see what happened at the end of it when the bills had to be paid.

Her experience of the English was that they were quiet about bills.

They were shy of words.

They believed readily.

Besides,

Who was the mistress here?

In the absence of a definite one,

It occurred to Constanza that she might as well be the mistress herself.

So she did as she chose about the dinner,

And it was very good.

The four,

However,

Were so much preoccupied with their own conversation that they ate it without noticing how good it was.

Even Mrs.

Fisher,

Who in such manners was manly,

She did not notice.

The entire excellent cooking was to her as though it were not.

Which shows how much she must have been stirred.

She was stirred,

And it was that Mrs.

Wilkins.

She was enough to stir anybody,

And she was undoubtedly encouraged by Lady Caroline,

Who,

In her turn,

Was no doubt influenced by the Chianti.

Mrs.

Fisher was very glad that there were no men present,

For they certainly would have been foolish about Lady Caroline.

She was precisely the sort of young woman to unbalance them,

Especially Mrs.

Fisher recognized at the moment.

Perhaps it was the Chianti momentarily intensifying her personality,

But she was undeniably most attractive,

And there were few things Mrs.

Fisher disliked more than having to look on wild,

Sensible,

Intelligent men who,

The moment before,

Were talking seriously and interestingly about real matters,

Became merely foolish and simpering.

She had seen them actually simpering,

Just because in walked a bit of brain-bird beauty.

Even Mr.

Gladstone,

That great wise statesman,

Who had once rested an unforgettable moment solemnly on her hand,

Would have,

She felt,

On perceiving Lady Caroline,

Left off talking sense and horribly embarked on a bandage.

You see,

Mrs.

Wilkins said,

A silly trick that.

She mostly began her sentences.

Mrs.

Fisher each time wished to say,

Pardon me,

I do not see,

I hear,

But why trouble?

You see,

Said Mrs.

Wilkins,

Leaning across the table to Lady Caroline,

We arranged,

Didn't we,

In London,

That if any of us wanted to,

We could invite one guest.

So,

I am doing it now.

I don't remember that,

Said Mrs.

Fisher,

Her eyes on her plate.

Oh,

Yes,

We did,

Didn't we,

Rose?

Yes,

I remember,

Said Lady Caroline,

Only it seemed so incredible one could ever want to.

One's whole idea was to get away from one's friends and one's husband's,

Again that unseemly plural.

But how altogether unseemly,

Thought Mrs.

Fisher,

Such implications.

Mrs.

Arbuthnot clearly thought so too,

For she had turned red.

And family affection,

Said Lady Caroline,

Or was it the Chianti speaking?

Surely it was the Chianti.

And the want of family affection,

Said Mrs.

Wilkins,

What a light she was throwing on her home life and real character.

That wouldn't be so bad,

Said Lady Caroline.

I'd stay with that.

It would give one room.

Oh,

No,

No,

It's dreadful,

Cried Mrs.

Wilkins.

It's as if one had no clothes on.

But I like that,

Said Lady Caroline.

Really,

Said Mrs.

Fisher.

It's a divine feeling,

Getting rid of things,

Said Lady Caroline,

Who was talking altogether to Mrs.

Wilkins and paid no attention to the other two.

Oh,

But in the bitter wind to have nothing on and know that there will never be anything on and you're going to get even colder and colder till at last you die of it.

That's what it was like having to live with someone who didn't love one.

These confidences,

Thought Mrs.

Fisher.

And no excuse,

Whatever,

For Mrs.

Wilkins,

Who was making them entirely on plain water.

Mrs.

Arbuthnot,

Judging from her face,

Quite shared Mrs.

Fisher's disapproval she was fidgeting.

But didn't he,

Asked Lady Caroline,

Every bit as shamelessly unreticent as Mrs.

Wilkins.

Mellush?

No,

He shows no signs of it.

Delicious,

Murmured Lady Caroline.

Really,

Said Mrs.

Fisher.

I didn't think it was at all delicious.

I was miserable.

And now,

Since I've been here,

I simply stare at myself being miserable,

As miserable as that,

And about Mellush.

You mean it wasn't worth it?

Really,

Said Mrs.

Fisher.

No,

I don't.

I mean,

I've suddenly got well.

Lady Caroline,

Slowly twisting the stem of her glass in her fingers,

Scrutinised and lit up face opposite.

And now I'm well and I find I can't sit here and gloat all to myself.

I can't be happy shutting him out.

I must share.

I understand exactly what the Blessed Damoiselle felt like.

What was the Blessed Damoiselle?

Our scrap.

Really,

Said Mrs.

Fisher,

And with such emphasis,

This time,

That Lady Caroline turned to her.

What are you to know,

She asked.

I don't know any natural history.

It sounds like a bird.

It's a poem,

Said Mrs.

Fisher,

With extraordinarily frost.

Oh,

Said Scrap.

I'll lend it to you,

Said Mrs.

Wilkins,

Over whose face laughter rippled.

No,

Said Scrap.

It's an author,

Said Mrs.

Fisher,

Icily,

Though not perhaps quite.

What one would have wished him to be was frequently at my father's table.

What a bore for you,

Said Scrap.

That's what my mother's always doing,

Inviting authors.

I hate authors.

I wouldn't mind them so much if they didn't write books.

Go on about Melosh,

She said,

Turning to Mrs.

Wilkins.

Really,

Said Mrs.

Fisher.

All those empty beds,

Said Mrs.

Wilkins.

What empty beds,

Asked Scrap.

The ones in this house.

Why,

Of course,

There ought to be someone happy inside them.

Eight beds,

And only four people.

It's dreadful,

Dreadful to be so greedy and keep everything just for oneself.

I want Rose to ask her husband out,

Too.

You and Mrs.

Fisher haven't got husbands,

But why not give some friend a glorious time?

Rose bit her lip.

She turned red.

She turned pale.

If only Lottie would keep quiet,

She thought.

It was all very well to have suddenly become a saint and want to love everybody,

But need she be so tactless?

Rose felt that all her poor,

Sore places were being danced on.

If only Lottie would keep quiet.

And Mrs.

Fisher with even greater frostiness than that with which she had received Lady Caroline's ignorance of the Blessed Demoiselle,

Said,

There is only one unoccupied room in this house.

Only one?

Echoed Mrs.

Wilkins,

Astonished.

Then who are in all the others?

We are,

Said Mrs.

Fisher.

But we're not in all the bedrooms.

There must be at least six.

That leaves over two,

And the owner told us there were eight beds,

Didn't he,

Rose?

There are six bedrooms,

Said Mrs.

Fisher,

For both she and Lady Caroline had thoroughly searched the house on arriving in order to see which part they would be most comfortable in.

And they both knew that there were six bedrooms,

Two of which were very small,

And in one of these small ones Francesca slept in the company of a chair and a chest of drawers,

And the other,

Similarly furnished,

Was empty.

Mrs.

Wilkins and Mrs.

Arbuthnot had hardly looked at the house,

Spending most of their time out of doors,

Gaping at the scenery,

And had,

In the agitated inattentiveness of their minds when they first began negotiating for San Salvatore,

Got into their heads that the eight beds of which the owner spoke were the same eight bedrooms,

Which they were not.

There were indeed eight beds,

But four of them were in Mrs.

Wilkins and Mrs.

Arbuthnot's rooms.

There are six bedrooms,

Repeated Mrs.

Fisher.

We have four,

Francesca has the fifth,

And the sixth is empty.

So that,

Said Scrap,

However kind we would feel if we could,

We can't.

Isn't it fortunate?

But then there'd be only room for one,

Said Mrs.

Wilkins,

Looking round at the three faces.

Yes,

And you've got him,

Said Scrap.

Mrs.

Wilkins was taken aback.

This question of the beds was unexpected.

In inviting Mellush,

She had intended to put him in one of the four spare rooms that she imagined were there.

But there were plenty of rooms and enough servants,

And there was no reason why they should,

As they did in their small two-servanted house,

At home,

Share the same one.

Love,

Even universal love,

The kind of love which she felt herself flooded,

Should not be tried.

Much patience and self-effacement were needed for successful married sleep.

Placidity,

A steady faith,

These two were needed.

She was sure she would be much fonder of Mellush,

And he not mind her nearly so much,

If they were not shut up together at night.

If in the morning they could meet with their cheery affection of friends,

Between whom lies no shadow of differences about the window or the washing arrangements,

Or the absurd little choked-down resentments at something that seemed to one of them unfair.

Her happiness,

She felt,

And her ability to be friends with everybody,

Was the result of her sudden new freedom and its peace.

Would there still be that sense of freedom,

That peace,

That peace after a night shut up with Mellush?

Would she be able to,

In the morning,

To be full towards him,

As she was at the moment full of nothing at all but loving kindness?

After all,

She hadn't been very long in heaven.

Suppose she hadn't been in it long enough for her to have become fixed in blandness?

And only that morning what an extraordinary joy it had been to find herself alone when she woke,

And able to pull the bedclothes any way she liked.

Francesca had to nudge her.

She was so much absorbed that she did not notice the pudding.

If,

Thought Mrs.

Wilkins distractedly helping herself,

I share my room with Mellush,

I risk losing all that I now feel about him.

If,

On the other hand,

I put him in one spare room,

I prevent Mrs.

Fisher and Lady Caroline from giving somebody a treat.

True,

They don't seem to want to at present,

But at any moment in this place,

One or other of them may be seized with a desire to make somebody happy,

And then they wouldn't be able to because of Mellush.

What a problem,

She said aloud,

Her eyebrows puckered.

What is,

Asked Scrap?

Where to put Mellush?

Scrap stared.

Why,

Isn't one room enough for him?

She asked.

Oh,

Yes,

Quite,

But then there won't be any room left at all,

Any room for somebody you may want to invite.

I shall want to,

Said Scrap.

Or you,

Said Mrs.

Wilkins to Mrs.

Fisher.

Rose,

Of course,

Doesn't count.

I'm sure she liked sharing her room with her husband.

It's written all over her.

Really,

Said Mrs.

Fisher.

Really what,

Asked Mrs.

Wilkins,

Turning hopefully to her,

For she thought the word this time was the preliminary to a helpful suggestion.

It was not.

It stood by itself.

It was as before mere frost.

Challenged,

However,

Mrs.

Fisher did fasten it on to a sentence.

Really,

Am I to understand,

She asked,

That you propose to reserve the one spare room for the exclusive use of your own family?

He isn't my own family,

Said Mrs.

Wilkins.

He's my husband.

You see,

I see nothing,

Mrs.

Fisher could not this time refrain from interrupting.

For what an intolerable trick,

At the most I hear,

And that reluctantly.

But Mrs.

Wilkins,

As impervious to rebuke,

As Mrs.

Fisher had feared,

Immediately repeated the tiresome formula that launched out into a long and excessively indelicate speech about the best place for the person she called Mellush to sleep in.

Mellush,

Mrs.

Fisher,

Remembering the Thomases and the Johns and the Alfreds and the Roberts of her day,

The plain names that yet had all become glorious,

Thought it sheer affectation to be christened Mellush.

Was,

It seemed,

Mrs.

Wilkins' husband,

And therefore his place was clearly indicated.

Why this talk?

She herself,

As if foreseeing his arrival,

Had had a second bed put in Mrs.

Wilkins' room.

There were certain things in life which were never talked about,

But only done.

Most things connected with husbands were not talked about,

And to have a whole dinner taken up with a discussion as to whether one of them should sleep,

Was an affront to the decencies.

How and where husbands slept should be known only to their wives.

Sometimes it was not known to them,

And then the marriage had less happy moments,

But these moments were not talked about either.

Their decencies continued to be preserved.

At least it was so in her day.

To have to hear whether Mr.

Wilkins should or should not sleep with Mrs.

Wilkins,

And the reasons why he should,

And the reasons why he shouldn't,

Was both uninteresting and indelicate.

She might have succeeded in imposing proprietary and changing the conversation,

If it had not been for Lady Caroline.

Lady Caroline encouraged Mrs.

Wilkins,

And threw herself into the discussion with every bit as much unreserve as Mrs.

Wilkins herself.

No doubt she was impelled on this occasion by the Chianti,

But whatever the reason was,

It was.

And characteristically,

Lady Caroline was all for Mr.

Wilkins being given the solitary spare room.

She took that for granted.

Any other arrangement would be impossible.

She said her expression was barbarous.

Had she ever read her Bible,

Mrs.

Fisher was tempted to inquire.

And they too shall be one flesh,

Clearly also then one room.

But Mrs.

Fisher did not inquire.

She did not even care to allude to such texts to someone unmarried.

However,

There was one way she could force Mr.

Wilkins into his proper place and save the situation.

She could say she herself intended to invite a friend.

It was her right.

They had all said so.

Apart from proprietary,

It was monstrous that Mrs.

Wilkins should want to monopolize the one spare room.

When in her own room was everything necessary for her husband.

Perhaps she really would invite somebody.

Not invite,

But suggest coming.

There was Kate Lumley,

For instance.

Kate could perfectly afford to come and pay her share.

And she was her own period and knew and had known most of the people she herself knew and had known.

Kate,

Of course,

Had only been on the fringe.

She used to be asked only to the big parties,

Not the small ones.

And she was still only on the fringe.

There were some people who never got off the fringe and Kate was one.

Often,

However,

Such people were more permanently agreeable to be with than the others.

And in that,

They remained grateful.

Yes.

She really might consider Kate.

The poor soul had never married,

But then everybody could not expect to marry.

And she was quite comfortably off,

Not too comfortably,

But just comfortably enough to pay her own expenses.

If she came and yet be grateful.

Yes,

Kate was the solution.

If she came,

At one stroke,

Mrs.

Fisher saw the Wilkinses would be regularised and Mrs.

Wilkins be prevented from having more than her share of her rooms.

Also,

Mrs.

Fisher would save herself from isolation,

Spiritual isolation.

She desired physical isolation between meals,

But she disliked that isolation which is of the spirit.

Such isolation would,

She feared,

Certainly be hers with these three alien-minded young women.

Even Mrs.

Arbuthnot was,

Owing to her friendship with Mrs.

Wilkins,

Necessarily alien-minded.

In Kate,

She would have support.

Kate,

Without intruding on her sitting room,

For Kate was tractable,

Would be there at meals to support her.

Mrs.

Fisher said nothing at the moment,

But presently in the drawing room,

When they were gathered around the wood fire,

She had discovered that there was no fireplace in her own sitting room,

And therefore she would,

After all,

Be forced,

So long as the evenings remained cool,

To spend them in the other room.

Presently,

While Francesca was handing coffee around,

And Lady Caroline was poisoning the air with smoke,

Mrs.

Wilkins,

Looking relieved and pleased,

Said,

Well,

If nobody really wants that room,

And wouldn't use it anyhow,

I should be very glad if Mellish would have it.

Of course he must have it,

Said Lady Caroline.

Then Mrs.

Fisher spoke.

I have a friend,

She said in her deep voice,

And sudden silence fell upon the others.

Kate Lumley,

Said Mrs.

Fisher.

Nobody spoke.

Perhaps,

Continued Mrs.

Fisher,

Addressing Lady Caroline,

You know her.

No,

Lady Caroline did not know Kate Lumley,

And Mrs.

Fisher,

Without asking the others if they did,

For she was sure they would know no one,

Proceeded,

I wish to invite her to join me,

Said Mrs.

Fisher.

Complete silence.

Then,

Scrap said,

Turning to Mrs.

Wilkins,

That settles Mellish then.

It settles the question of Mrs.

Mr.

Wilkins,

Said Mrs.

Fisher,

Although I am unable to understand that there should ever have been a question,

But in the only way that is right.

I'm afraid you're in for it then,

Said Lady Caroline again to Mrs.

Wilkins,

Unless,

She added,

He can't come.

But Mrs.

Wilkins,

Her brow perturbed,

For suppose,

After all,

They were not quite stable in heaven,

Could only say a little uneasily,

Ah,

I see him here.